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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on October 25, 2010, 05:09:29 PM
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Snicker...
They talk on the phone sometimes, late at night. In Petrino's hand a tumbler of scotch; in Nutt's, a juice box.
Nutt: "So, have they left a dead deer on your doorstep."
Petrino: "Well, yes and no. Sometimes they just leave the head, and sometimes they leave the whole thing."
Nutt: "The whole thing is a gift. It's so you can eat it."
Petrino: "Ah. Well, so the head is like a threat?"
Nutt: "Yup, you got it."
Petrino: "Well, that explains the post-it note on it that says 'YOU'."
Nutt: "They're good people, Bobby. But don't ever start your own car after a loss, okay?"
Petrino: "Well, that is one way to cut players, isn't it?"
Nutt: "It's worked for Nick Saban for years."
[THEY LAUGH]
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Snicker...
That's full of win.