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Title: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on October 17, 2010, 11:27:50 PM


I like the O/U on wins.  I was thinking that yesterday, and thinking without Masoli they're a 6 win team, with they were an 8.  So, O/U is 7, and I take the over. 

I say he has 2500 yards of total offense, and 18 total TDs. 

We can make it three total (separate) O/U bets (3 means there should be no tie except in the case of a push).  O/U 7 Wins, 2500 total yds, 18 TDs.  I take the over on each.  A "Handle" on each.  BTW, I choose the same brand. 

If you got better ideas, I'm open.

Just wanted to update you at the halfway point of OM's season.  Looks to be you have the O/U on wins, but could push.  At 3-3, I can't find 4 wins left on their schedule. 

Masoli to date:  933 passing yards, 7 TDs; 302 Rushing yards 3 TDs.  1235 Total Yards, 10 TDs.  Looking good for me on that. 
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: wesfau2 on October 18, 2010, 07:08:38 PM
Just wanted to update you at the halfway point of OM's season.  Looks to be you have the O/U on wins, but could push.  At 3-3, I can't find 4 wins left on their schedule. 

Thanks for the update.

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Masoli to date:  933 passing yards, 7 TDs; 302 Rushing yards 3 TDs.  1235 Total Yards, 10 TDs.  Looking good for me on that.

He won't play after about 6pm on 10/30.  Nick Fairley will plant him before the half.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: boartitz on October 18, 2010, 08:18:37 PM
Thanks for the update.

He won't play after about 6pm on 10/30.  Nick Fairley will plant him before the half.
Trick or treat.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: djsimp on October 18, 2010, 09:02:04 PM
He won't play after about 6pm on 10/30.  Nick Fairley will plant him before the half.

...and a nice "War Eagle biatch" for good measure. This could possible be the 5th QB Auburn puts outta the game, that is if the LSU duo makes it unscathed.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on October 18, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
Thanks for the update.

He won't play after about 6pm on 10/30.  Nick Fairley will plant him before the half.

I knew you were waiting anxiously for such an update.  I could feel it.  Nick knocking him out seems to be  about the only chance you stand of winning more than one of the 3 bets.  :poke:
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: boartitz on October 18, 2010, 09:36:28 PM
...and a nice "War Eagle biatch" for good measure. This could possible be the 5th QB Auburn puts outta the game, that is if the LSU duo makes it unscathed.
What comes around, goes around.
Yall could tank if the coonasses kneecap Cam. Careful what you wish for. Karma is a bitch.
I'm blaming you if he gets Malletted Saturday. The coonasses know that is their best chance. They'll be aiming. Book it.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: djsimp on October 18, 2010, 10:29:49 PM
What comes around, goes around.
Yall could tank if the coonasses kneecap Cam. Careful what you wish for. Karma is a bitch.
I'm blaming you if he gets Malletted Saturday. The coonasses know that is their best chance. They'll be aiming. Book it.
We aint wishing for nothing. These are things that have happened. Besides, Newtons kneecap will give them concussions.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: DnATL on October 18, 2010, 10:33:10 PM
Nick Fairley will plant him before the half.
Where Masoli gets planted, will a cannabis grow?
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: boartitz on October 18, 2010, 11:05:09 PM
Where Masoli gets planted, will a cannabis grow?
Laptops are taking over the south at a greater level than kudzu.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 19, 2010, 08:53:29 AM
What comes around, goes around.
Yall could tank if the coonasses kneecap Cam. Careful what you wish for. Karma is a bitch.
I'm blaming you if he gets Malletted Saturday. The coonasses know that is their best chance. They'll be aiming. Book it.

Getting blown the fuck up and having to sit on the sideline because your little head hurts, is a lot different than knee capping someone. So you can take the karma and stick where the sun don't shine. Nobody said shit about a cheap shot. We don't have to hurt anyone to kick their ass.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: djsimp on October 19, 2010, 09:06:41 AM
Getting blown the fuck up and having to sit on the sideline because your little head hurts, is a lot different than knee capping someone. So you can take the karma and stick where the sun don't shine. Nobody said shit about a cheap shot. We don't have to hurt anyone to kick their ass.
No, this is the wishes of those that have been beating by Cam and Auburn or they are jealous, or both. Those that are mainly jealous are still left on the schedule.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: GH2001 on October 19, 2010, 10:39:04 PM
No, this is the wishes of those that have been beating by Cam and Auburn or they are jealous, or both. Those that are mainly jealous are still left on the schedule.

I agree - but not in those exact words.

With great success comes great envy - is more how I would have worded it.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: djsimp on October 19, 2010, 10:51:37 PM
I agree - but not in those exact words.

With great success comes great envy - is more how I would have worded it.

This is just a great example of my inability to converse on a forum.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: GH2001 on October 19, 2010, 11:02:58 PM
This is just a great example of my inability to converse on a forum.

Your posts are worthless. Therefore you are worthless....The verdict has been spoken and handed down.

I, We, Them - the message board police....
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: djsimp on October 19, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
Your posts are worthless. Therefore you are worthless....The verdict has been spoken and handed down.

I, We, Them - the message board police....

Please, no police. I may have not followed the law of internet posting but I have the right of saying fuck you!
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: boartitz on October 20, 2010, 09:42:54 PM
Getting blown the fuck up and having to sit on the sideline because your little head hurts, is a lot different than knee capping someone. So you can take the karma and stick where the sun don't shine. Nobody said shit about a cheap shot. We don't have to hurt anyone to kick their ass.
I'll add your remark to the totem. Yall are dealing with coonasses that will take a 15 yard penalty to take Newton out. I wasn't talking about the Mallett deal, nor did I call that a cheap shot. I was merely trying to raise a red flag warning about what could happen.
Are you a barrister, also? I know yall have one who has passed the Alabama bar that couldn't pour piss out of a boot correctly in Arkansas. That means not getting any splash on your own shoes.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 21, 2010, 09:58:26 AM
I'll add your remark to the totem. Yall are dealing with coonasses that will take a 15 yard penalty to take Newton out. I wasn't talking about the Mallett deal, nor did I call that a cheap shot. I was merely trying to raise a red flag warning about what could happen.
Are you a barrister, also? I know yall have one who has passed the Alabama bar that couldn't pour piss out of a boot correctly in Arkansas. That means not getting any splash on your own shoes.

No. I am not a lawyer. I am just someone who can't poor piss out of a boot correctly.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: Saniflush on October 21, 2010, 10:10:29 AM
No. I am not a lawyer. I am just someone who can't poor piss out of a boot correctly.

Who started this whole peeing in boots thing?
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 21, 2010, 10:35:38 AM
Who started this whole peeing in boots thing?

I don't know, but sounds like the beginnings of a damn good prank.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on October 21, 2010, 11:22:19 AM
I'll add your remark to the totem. Yall are dealing with coonasses that will take a 15 yard penalty to take Newton out. I wasn't talking about the Mallett deal, nor did I call that a cheap shot. I was merely trying to raise a red flag warning about what could happen.
Are you a barrister, also? I know yall have one who has passed the Alabama bar that couldn't pour piss out of a boot correctly in Arkansas. That means not getting any splash on your own shoes.

Good thing that most of us 'round these parts are smart enough not to piss in our boots to begin with.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: boartitz on October 21, 2010, 08:46:52 PM
I'm just glad yall wear boots. It's manly footwear.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: DnATL on October 21, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
I'm just glad yall wear boots. It's manly footwear.
even though several of them wear go-go boots?
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: wesfau2 on October 22, 2010, 09:03:55 AM
even though several of them wear go-go boots?

Just cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine put your red shoes on
We're goin to the disco
We gonna elope
To Mexico
Called up my momma said, "I'm in love with a stripper, yo."
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: wesfau2 on November 07, 2010, 06:47:11 PM
Update:

Wins: 4
Games remaining: UTenn, LSU, MissSt.

Prediction: Pain.  I think I win this one.

Yards: 1967 (1521 passing/446 rushing).

Prediction: Going to be difficult against LSU and Miss St., but I think that he can get 533 yards in 3 games.  I lose this one.

Touchdowns: 16

Prediction: Probably going to lose here.  3 games to get 3 touchdowns?  Should be very doable.  I lose this one.


Looks like JR will be getting one handle unless something crazy happens.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on November 07, 2010, 11:21:29 PM
Update:

Wins: 4
Games remaining: UTenn, LSU, MissSt.

Prediction: Pain.  I think I win this one.

Yards: 1967 (1521 passing/446 rushing).

Prediction: Going to be difficult against LSU and Miss St., but I think that he can get 533 yards in 3 games.  I lose this one.

Touchdowns: 16

Prediction: Probably going to lose here.  3 games to get 3 touchdowns?  Should be very doable.  I lose this one.


Looks like JR will be getting one handle unless something crazy happens.

I ain't countin' it until it's in the books.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: wesfau2 on November 15, 2010, 05:07:48 PM
Update:

Wins: 4
Games remaining: LSU, MissSt.

Mathematically eliminated.  Sweet victory.

Yards: 2069 (1601 passing/468 rushing).

Prediction: Going to be difficult against LSU and Miss St., starting to think he can't get 431 yards in 2 games.  Toss up at this point, trending my way.

Touchdowns: 16

Prediction: No movement at all this week.  I may not lose this one.  3 touchdowns against LSU and Miss St.?  No longer the lay up I once thought it was.


Bump.  I figured UTenn was the easy stat-padding game to get JR his two wins.  Turns out that he may lose across the board.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on November 15, 2010, 05:24:07 PM
Bump.  I figured UTenn was the easy stat-padding game to get JR his two wins.  Turns out that he may lose across the board.

I stated I never count it before it's done.  Never know, you may get you 3 handles after all.  I'd say I did pretty good overall no matter how it turns out with the predictions...pretty damn close.  But, close don't win no prizes.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on November 20, 2010, 10:46:25 PM
248 yds of total offense, and 3 TDs.  vs LSU

Need 184 yards of total offense to win me a handle. 
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: wesfau2 on November 21, 2010, 02:44:22 PM
248 yds of total offense, and 3 TDs.  vs LSU

Need 184 yards of total offense to win me a handle.

Truly did not expect that performance against LSU.

You should have a cake walk to handle-town.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on November 28, 2010, 12:19:13 AM
306 yds of total offense, and 2 TDs in the Egger. 

Winnah Winnah, Sapphire Dinnah! 
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on November 28, 2010, 12:31:43 PM
bump
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: wesfau2 on November 28, 2010, 12:33:01 PM
306 yds of total offense, and 2 TDs in the Egger. 

Winnah Winnah, Sapphire Dinnah!

Congrats.  PM some shipping details.

Or, if you're going to be in ATL next weekend I can hand-deliver your prize.
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: JR4AU on November 28, 2010, 12:35:30 PM
Congrats.  PM some shipping details.

Or, if you're going to be in ATL next weekend I can hand-deliver your prize.

Still up in the air on Atl., but it's more likely I won't be there. 

I'm donating my prize to Tigerwench.  She loves the stuff too, and I gave the stuff up. I'll let you know, or she will. 
Title: Re: wes4au....Masoli Update
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 28, 2010, 04:30:04 PM
Still up in the air on Atl., but it's more likely I won't be there. 

I'm donating my prize to Tigerwench.  She loves the stuff too, and I gave the stuff up. I'll let you know, or she will.

Wow!!  And the Wench is eternally grateful!! Whata guy!!

Never thought I would be grateful to Masoli for anything!

Just for the record, I am offering JR a reciprocal swap from Texas, like something from New Braunfels smokehouse, or Chapel Hill sausage...