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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 01:57:14 PM

Title: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 01:57:14 PM
Ever since the AU/Arky game last year, Freekeshly Tall Mallet Cat has had October 16, 2010 circled on his calendar.  Not for revenge purposes but for the day he firmly re-establishes himself as a Heisman contender.  He's been faithfully wearing his Neiko Thorpe Underoos all year and keeps a Ted Roof autographed 8X10 pinned on the ceiling above his bed.  So, the questions for this Saturday are....

Freekeshly Tall Mallet Cat passing yards.  712 Over/Under.

Catches by WR guarded one-on-one by Neiko Torched.  28 Over/Under

Get your picks in early and the winner gets a Commemorative AU Tony Franklin Snuggie for that frigid winter ahead.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 11, 2010, 02:00:17 PM
Not your best effort...
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Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 02:03:52 PM
I am going under, by a lot, on both.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 02:15:45 PM
Didn't say we'd lose. 
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: jmar on October 11, 2010, 02:58:55 PM
Didn't say we'd lose.
Yeah this might be a 45-41 type scoreathon.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: jmar on October 11, 2010, 03:07:14 PM
Yeah this might be a 45-41 type scoreathon.
I think how many time Cam carries the ball each game or how many times Miles goes to his nose in an interview after a game is more interesting though.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 03:14:20 PM
Not a fan of teh Roof
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 03:42:51 PM
Not a fan of teh Roof
It keeps the rain out
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 03:43:29 PM
It keeps the rain out

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 03:59:50 PM
It keeps the rain out

Unless the rain is made of leather and in an oblong shape.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: JR4AU on October 11, 2010, 04:47:11 PM
Unless the rain is made of leather and in an oblong shape.

Then it leaks like a sieve.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
Teh Roof Teh Roof Teh Roof is on fiyah
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 11, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
Mallet will chunk it for 380 yards, 4 TD's, & 2 INT's.

Cam runs for 205 & 3 TD's and throws for 275 with 2 TD's.

Dyer runs for 125 & a TD, McCalebb 80, and Fannin 45.

Auburn wins 45-42.
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Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 08:35:49 PM
Mallet will chunk it for 380 yards, 4 TD's, & 2 INT's.

Cam runs for 205 & 3 TD's and throws for 275 with 2 TD's.

Dyer runs for 125 & a TD, McCalebb 80, and Fannin 45.

Auburn wins 45-42.

Thats some serious thought.

I'll go with 40-38 Auburn with Byrum winning another last minute FG.
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Post by: jesus on October 12, 2010, 11:51:55 PM

Mallet will chunk it for 380 yards, 4 TD's, & 2 INT's.

Cam runs for 205 & 3 TD's and throws for 275 with 2 TD's.

Dyer runs for 125 & a TD, McCalebb 80, and Fannin 45.

Auburn wins 45-42.



I can get behind some of that.

Mallett's yardage is about right and I can see the 4TD's and 2 INT's - one early in the 1st, the other in the middle of the 4th.  His TD's will go to Adams late in the 1st, Wingo in the middle of the 2nd, Cleveland late in the 3rd and Childs early in the 4th.

Wingo will run for, maybe 80, with one TD - I'm guessing middle of the 3rd.

Cam may run for 200 and a TD, but he won't throw for more than 150 with his single TD coming in the middle of the 1st and an INT late in the 2nd.

If Cam runs for 200, that's not going to leave much for Dyer and company.  Inside the 10, Dyer will either get the carries or get used so Cam can run.   Dyer will get 2 rushing TD's.  Either that or it will be Cam 2. and Dyer 1.  Those will come early in the 2nd, early in the 3rd, and late in the 4th.

I'll throw in an Arkansas FG late in the 2nd and an Auburn FG early in the 1st.


When I use my double-naught brain to cipher the numbers, I come up with 38 - 31 Arkansas.


A break here or frick up there and it'll go the other way.


It should be a good game.



RHOD!  GHG!  WPS!






On Edit:  I can't speel
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: bakervscarrr on October 13, 2010, 12:35:29 AM
Mallet will chunk it for 380 yards, 4 TD's, & 2 INT's.

Cam runs for 205 & 3 TD's and throws for 275 with 2 TD's.

Dyer runs for 125 & a TD, McCalebb 80, and Fannin 45.

Auburn wins 45-42.

You attributed 730 yards of offense to Auburn, and have them winning by a field goal.  You've laid out a 1300-1500 yard game.

I just want to know... were you playing 8 minute quarters on Varsity? 
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 13, 2010, 08:28:01 AM
You attributed 730 yards of offense to Auburn, and have them winning by a field goal.  You've laid out a 1300-1500 yard game.

I just want to know... were you playing 8 minute quarters on Varsity?

The man's got a point here. There is no way that Auburn goes for that much offense. I am guessing around 695...at the most...
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 13, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
The man's got a point here. There is no way that Auburn goes for that much offense. I am guessing around 695...at the most...

What...are they predicting rain?
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2010, 12:04:06 PM
What...are they predicting rain?
It will rain only if Cam allows it.
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Post by: Saniflush on October 13, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
It will rain only if Cam allows it.

Or if I am at a titty bar.
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Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2010, 01:37:06 PM
Or if I am at a titty bar.
flop hut?
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Post by: Saniflush on October 13, 2010, 01:42:33 PM
flop hut?

You are thinking about the nippa hut which is where the chick with the gorilla mask was.  C'mon man keep your whore establishments straight.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 13, 2010, 06:53:19 PM
You attributed 730 yards of offense to Auburn
Yes. Imagine what it'd be if we hadn't fumbled twice.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: bakervscarrr on October 13, 2010, 07:54:34 PM
Yes. Imagine what it'd be if we hadn't fumbled twice.

Hey, it happens.  At least you know your quarterback is sticky-fingered.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 13, 2010, 08:48:26 PM
Hey, it happens.  At least you know your quarterback is sticky-fingered.
He has soft hands - they're padded with yo mamas pubic hairs.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: Jumbo on October 13, 2010, 09:40:51 PM
Or if I am at a titty bar.
That's my dog.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: bakervscarrr on October 13, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
He has soft hands - they're padded with yo mamas pubic hairs.

If I came here more, I'd probably tell you that wasn't your best.  For now, I'll just have to hope.

Both teams will move the ball and score points.  I'm not sold that it will be the track meet everyone is making it out to be, though. 

I see big plays early, with the offenses tightening up as things progress.  Sort of the opposite of last year, I guess.

But what the hell do I know.  I thought we'd beat Bama.
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Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2010, 10:19:19 PM
I predict that 8/12ths  or 3/4ths of the points between the two teams will be scored in the first half.

But for realz, I think there will be around 60 points in the first half. Ten or less in the second.
Title: Re: Hurry, Hurry..Get Your Over/Under Picks In...
Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2010, 08:44:31 AM
I'm gonna go with what has been the norm this year. The Hogs score 8/12ths of their points in the first half and Auburn scores 8/12ths of theirs in the second half. I still hold with my score prediction of 40-38, Auburn.