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Title: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:04:50 PM
Pretty good start for the cocks.... 

Bammer just shanked a punt for 17 yds...

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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:09:57 PM
Good execution and game plan by the Cocks so far.  Let see if it hold up.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:12:00 PM
Good execution and game plan by the Cocks so far.  Let see if it hold up.
Lattimore getting room to move-need to punt here though
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:14:19 PM
Cocks raping and pillaging the Bammer D so far!

Go Cocks Go!

14 -3 in the first quarter!
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Post by: RWS on October 09, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
Getting our asses beat so far.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:16:25 PM
Lattimore getting room to move-need to punt here though

Garcia all that and a bag of chips thus far too.  Punting would have been a bad move, and I can say that with 50/50 hindsight.  FUCK BAMMER!
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:19:15 PM
Garcia all that and a bag of chips thus far too.  Punting would have been a bad move, and I can say that with 50/50 hindsight.  phuk BAMMER!
I hear ya. Why is Bamer putting the game on McElroy?
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:21:27 PM
I hate that he had to get a penalty to do it, but I like the fight in that kid that got stiff armed by Julio.  He wasn't going to be treated like a bitch.  He fought back.

...and what's with the fucking lack luster attitude at the end of the 1st quarter on that wildcat play? 

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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:23:07 PM
FUMBLE!  Cocks have da ball!
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:24:31 PM
What is Bama's game plan? Damn, no patience.
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Post by: RWS on October 09, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
What is Bama's game plan? Damn ,no patience.
So far, it looks like the gameplan was:

1) Don't do shit on offense.

2) Don't do shit on defense.

3) Arm tackle alot on defense.

4) Get punked by the Cocks.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:30:33 PM
So far, it looks like the gameplan was:

1) Don't do poop on offense.

2) Don't do poop on defense.

3) Arm tackle alot on defense.

4) Get punked by the Cocks.
Slow it down and run the ball and find a way NOW to pressure Garcia. Alot of time left. There will be a lull.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Cocks hitting on all cylinders now...lets see if it hold up.  SC playing solid D. 
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:34:22 PM
Cocks hitting on all cylinders now...lets see if it hold up.  SC playing solid D.
But now they KNOW that McElroy can't beat em with short screens throughout because Bama refuses to pound it.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:35:47 PM
That Maze catch is BULLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIITTTTTT.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:37:18 PM
But now they KNOW that McElroy can't beat em with short screens throughout because Bama refuses to pound it.

TN showed it last year, we did too...the way to defend bammer is scheme like hell, and play balls to the wall to stop the run...and they can be stopped.  Right now, SC is shutting down the run and paying dearly for the yards they do get. 
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Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2010, 04:38:30 PM
Wow, 21-7.
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Post by: RWS on October 09, 2010, 04:40:40 PM
Well it's nice to see we have an offense. Sorta.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:40:51 PM
Wow, 21-7.

21-3
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Well it's nice to see we have an offense. Sorta.

The refs gave you that Maze completion.  Total bullshit there.
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Post by: RWS on October 09, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
Of. Fucking. Course.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:42:52 PM
Wide FUCKIN' RIGHT!  haha
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:43:40 PM
UH OH!  Wow, bammer fucking up every way you can. 

USCe Safety had a kill shot on McElroy and whiffed him.   21=3 at half would be huge!
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:46:29 PM
TN showed it last year, we did too...the way to defend bammer is scheme like hell, and play balls to the wall to stop the run...and they can be stopped.  Right now, SC is shutting down the run and paying dearly for the yards they do get.
Alluding to failure of Bama to man up, up front early on but instead gave the Cock line a pass and went all McElroy which has made them play out of their minds.
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Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2010, 04:47:22 PM
21-3

Whoops, I was distracted by Katies boobs.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 04:49:20 PM
Spurrier showing very conservative, non trusting play calling to end half.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 04:55:19 PM
Whoops, I was distracted by Katies boobs.
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr185/johnofbham/women2/user-7372572_1165405396.gif)
Focus on the game now.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 04:58:18 PM
That could have been a fumble too.  He tried to hold onto it.  Gary Danielson is a cum dripping from his mouth bama loving goon.  Jesus.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 05:01:13 PM
Why the FUCK do you put your SMALLEST player on Julio Jones???????????  WTF!?!?!?

...fuckin' missed the extra point.  Haha...
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2010, 05:01:44 PM
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:01:51 PM
Spurrier showing very conservative, non trusting play calling to end half.
He did, but he might be a bit giddy himself.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 05:07:22 PM
USCe is going to HAVE to score again.  Just like the Ark game...2 TDs wins it for bammer if they can impose their will.  Spurrier needs to pull some good shit outta his ass!
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:13:11 PM
Did NOT break SC's will early up front which is Bama;s calling card. Bama might win the game but if they lose, they lose it with a poor game plan. SC's d is playing like Bama because of that, pinning their ears after McElroy, no play action by Alabama to compliment a power run game and a bewildered defense that is used to playing with a lead which is so differemt for them. And I thought SC would have to score 34 or 35 to have a chance.
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Post by: Token on October 09, 2010, 05:13:40 PM
I can't watch the game today and I won't listen to Eli "I'm not going to tell you anything important until after I'm finished rambling about the play, you'll have to figure it out by the crowd noise in the background" Gold, so all I know is the score.  Down 21-9 at the half?  Fuck me.  This ain't Arkansas, the Gamecocks can run the ball (and eat the clock).  IF we come back, and I'm not sure we will, I'm not sure I'd vote Bama #1 after this game.  The best team in the country doesn't go down 21-3 and 20-3 twice in the same season.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
Did NOT break SC's will early up front which is Bama;s calling card. Bama might win the game but if they lose, they lose it with a poor game plan. SC's d is playing like Bama because of that, pinning their ears after McElroy, no play action by Alabama to compliment a power run game and a bewildered defense that is used to playing with a lead which is so differemt for them. And I thought SC would have to score 34 or 35 to have a chance.

They're winning because they're winning the battle versus "Fast & Furious"....   Right now, they're "Fart & Poot".
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Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2010, 05:15:49 PM
I can't watch the game today and I can't listen to Eli "I'm not going to tell you anything important until after I'm finished rambling about the play, you'll have to figure it out by the crowd noise in the background" Gold, so all I know is the score.  Down 21-9 at the half?  Fuck me.  This ain't Arkansas, the Gamecocks can run the ball (and eat the clock).  IF we come back, and I'm not sure we will, I'm not sure I've vote Bama #1 after this game.  The best team in the country doesn't go down 21-3 and 20-3 twice in the same season.

As much as I hate to say it, I'd rather see bama #1 then f'n Oregon or Boise St.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:17:23 PM
USCe is going to HAVE to score again.  Just like the Ark game...2 TDs wins it for bammer if they can impose their will.  Spurrier needs to pull some good poop outta his ass!
Spurrier will make the correct calls but they have to continue to give Garcia adequate time and keep Lattimore involved, Wow that kid is a weapon as a receiver huh!
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:26:05 PM
Bama can score at least once again with Julio on the short kid. The vaunted run game will have to produce at least to the red zone. I think Nick will forego at least one FG attempt for lack of confidence in his kicker, especially late.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 05:29:35 PM
JESUS...

H....

CHRIST!
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
 :facepalm:

That changes things a little...fuck.

C'mon SC....
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 09, 2010, 05:31:58 PM
Fucking Garcia  :puke:
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:35:16 PM
Bama playing like they are in two-minute early on.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 05:37:17 PM
Great defensive stand by SC...

That FG was a WIN for SC....

Now, the offense needs to come out and unfuck itself.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 05:37:30 PM
And just like that....it's a ball game. 
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:39:32 PM
And just like that....it's a ball game.
Just like the old days when they only got drilled a few times.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 05:51:32 PM
Cocks making a statement that they aint going to just roll over and die.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 05:57:02 PM
They found a chink on the left w quick hitters.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 09, 2010, 05:57:52 PM
Cocks making a statement that they aint going to just roll over and die.

HUGE drive there...
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 05:58:25 PM
They found a chink on the left w quick hitters.

Bammer has an Asian player?
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:00:59 PM
Yes in a suit of armor
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:03:02 PM
This just in: McElroy is shaken contrary to popular belief and all the poop Danielson can muster.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:07:40 PM
Lattimore?
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Post by: RWS on October 09, 2010, 06:16:15 PM
Why the fuck? I mean.....why?

I'm with Token. If we somehow miraculously win this game, which I highly doubt, no fucking way we need to be #1.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:17:02 PM
great call
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
Even Nicky makes a bad call now and then.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 06:18:00 PM
lollercopter
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:20:30 PM
NGNG
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Post by: JR4AU on October 09, 2010, 06:24:56 PM
What da fuck up wit Lattimo?
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:27:15 PM
What da phuk up wit Lattimo?
he's totin and Alshon is deliverin
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
Barron did everything but try to rape Jeffries on that one handed grab...of course no flags, so it's good that he caught it.

TD SC!!!!!!
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:30:48 PM
Barron did everything but try to rape Jeffries on that one handed grab...of course no flags, so it's good that he caught it.

TD SC!!!!!!
Looked like he had em in a headlock while he plucked a frisbee from the air
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Post by: djsimp on October 09, 2010, 06:32:20 PM
Well, I don't see bama coming back at this point.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 06:33:15 PM
I love how every time someone tackles Wholio, he glares back at them as if they did something wrong.  What a fuckin' douche.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:37:15 PM
I love how every time someone tackles Wholio, he glares back at them as if they did something wrong.  What a phukin' douche.
Yeah I noticed that too.
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Post by: RWS on October 09, 2010, 06:55:49 PM
Congrats, cocks. Outcoached us, and outplayed us. Straight up.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
At least we don't get Lundquist and Danielson later.
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Post by: DnATL on October 09, 2010, 06:58:40 PM
Ingram's best run of the day was when he hauled ass straight to the locker room on the final whistle
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 07:01:15 PM
I think our chances of being the 230 game on CBS next weekend just went up. 
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 09, 2010, 07:05:43 PM
It feels as good as I thought it would. 


But it doesn't matter at all if we can't beat those pesky little pussies.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 09, 2010, 07:07:49 PM
It feels as good as I thought it would. 


But it doesn't matter at all if we can't beat those pesky little pussies.

word
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 09, 2010, 07:21:47 PM
Ingram's best run of the day was when he hauled ass straight to the locker room on the final whistle
Isn't that the truth! What a punk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnwA_KDkra4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Post by: Thrilla on October 09, 2010, 09:22:37 PM
First time I can say: thanks, Marcus Lattimore. This will be a glorious night!
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Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2010, 09:35:12 PM
First time I can say: thanks, Marcus Lattimore. This will be a glorious night!
If the stats that I saw were correct, Lattimore rushed for more yards than Ingram and Richardson combined. Impressive.
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Post by: Thrilla on October 09, 2010, 09:40:15 PM
If the stats that I saw were correct, Lattimore r

ushed for more yards than Ingram and Richardson combined. Impressive.

thankful we've faced him once and handled our business, wondering if we will see him again when the weather's colder.

I'm looking in your general direction when I think about troublesome impediments on the road to a sec west crown.

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Post by: boartitz on October 09, 2010, 10:28:49 PM
thankful we've faced him once and handled our business, wondering if we will see him again when the weather's colder.

I'm looking in your general direction when I think about troublesome impediments on the road to a sec west crown.
Next week ought to settle a bunch of shit. Specially if yall get by KY.
Or not.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2010, 11:12:42 PM
Next week ought to settle a bunch of shit. Specially if yall get by KY.
Or not.

The gauntlet has been laid down.  The next two weeks will tell alot about this Auburn squad...especially this first week.
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Post by: Thrilla on October 09, 2010, 11:18:03 PM
The gauntlet has been laid down.  The next two weeks will tell alot about this Auburn squad...especially this first week.

Somebody tell Ted Roof that it's time to put up or shut up.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 09, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
I'm thinking that buying the 4 game mini-pak was a good move last week!

...or at least it is at this point.

If our defense fails in a second half like it did tonight, we'll lose 2 of the next four games...at least.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
The gauntlet has been laid down.  The next two weeks will tell alot about this Auburn squad...especially this first week.
How can this defense stop Arkansas? We get turned around and miss too many tackles.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 09, 2010, 11:21:29 PM
I am no sunshine pumper...but Auburn lost their intenstiy tonight. I am not worries about the defense because of fucking Kentucky...
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 11:25:46 PM
I'm thinking that buying the 4 game mini-pak was a good move last week!

...or at least it is at this point.

If our defense fails in a second half like it did tonight, we'll lose 2 of the next four games...at least.
How can any sane person watch such poor pass defense and the numerous missed tackles and think otherwise?
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Post by: Thrilla on October 09, 2010, 11:27:55 PM
I am no sunshine pumper...but Auburn lost their intenstiy tonight. I am not worries about the defense because of fucking Kentucky...

But isn't that why you should be worried? If we didn't control the clock late in the fourth but instead kick the field goal, make it, and give the ky jellies the ball with time left...would you trust this team to H.  O.  L.   D.   hold that line?
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 11:28:51 PM
I am no sunshine pumper...but Auburn lost their intenstiy tonight. I am not worries about the defense because of phuking Kentucky...
I'm not worried about phuking Chattanooga.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
But isn't that why you should be worried? If we didn't control the clock late in the fourth but instead kick the field goal, make it, and give the ky jellies the ball with time left...would you trust this team to H.  O.  L.   D.   hold that line?
NOT ME
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Post by: Thrilla on October 09, 2010, 11:35:16 PM
NOT ME

I inferred that.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 09, 2010, 11:40:43 PM
I for one am THRILLED that the Cocks are in the rear view mirror.

It was easy to pull for Latt tonight.

And OH SO AWESOME to see bammer go down in flames. 

All of a sudden, with the AU - LSU wins, the SEC West just got a LOT more interesting.

WAR DAMN EAGLE.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 11:46:18 PM
We went one dimensional and unimaginative even with all the components of the spread in place. Cam can run over most anyone. But I don't see him doing that much from here out. I only know we beat Chattanooga. Ole Miss is now in question. Georgia has a chance to get better even though Tennessee is miserably bad. After that, I don't think we fare well the rest of the way. Arkansas is not Kentucky.
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Post by: jmar on October 09, 2010, 11:51:32 PM
I would be interested in knowing how many of us think South Carolina could beat Alabama again because I certainly don't.
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 12:36:02 AM
To hell with anybody who thinks this AU team is a joke. We have faced both a Miss St and Clemson team that has practiced th whole off season to prepare for AU and we have beat them both. We had one week to prepare for a fully loaded SC team that beat the defending NC. We have also beat a KY team with their backs against the wall that had nothing to lose. F you if you don't believe, that is your fault not mine. This team has faced all obstacles from their opponents even 6 games into the year yet we ARE 6-0! There is NOT a team that has been more tested than this Au team thus far in any conference in the entire CFB.

And now, the morning after. My head hurts and I'm at work. Auburns D sucked monkey nuts in the 3rd quarter. This Randall Cobb fell sure was asking for his legs to be broken. With the game tied and 7:30 left to play, Auburn drove the field to put the game away. Cam is AUsome.
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Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2010, 01:06:04 AM
Auburn will beat Arkansas...eventhough some of y'all question this Auburn Tiger team.

BTW, RWS...does SPuat still look impressive? Also, if USCe and SPuat plays again, USCe beats the fuck outta them worse than tonight.  Boise State, Oregon, Utah, TCU & Auburn could and will beat bama.
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 01:24:53 AM
BTW, RWS...does SPuat still look impressive?
Judging by my previous responses to our play in this thread, I would say that is kind of a dumb question to ask. I mean, what's the point? It's obvious I think we looked like shit. What part of "outcoached and outplayed" did you not catch?
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Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2010, 01:48:46 AM
Judging by my previous responses to our play in this thread, I would say that is kind of a dumb question to ask. I mean, what's the point? It's obvious I think we looked like shit. What part of "outcoached and outplayed" did you not catch?
Yeah...that so.  BTW, get ready to be outplayed and out coached by "The Right Rev" Coach Nutt...the 2nd best team y'all will have faced come Saturday.
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 09:16:15 AM
Auburn will beat Arkansas...eventhough some of y'all question this Auburn Tiger team.

BTW, RWS...does SPuat still look impressive? Also, if USCe and SPuat plays again, USCe beats the fuck outta them worse than tonight.  Boise State, Oregon, Utah, TCU & Auburn could and will beat bama.

bama plays Boise, Oregon, Utah and TCU?
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 09:17:05 AM
Judging by my previous responses to our play in this thread, I would say that is kind of a dumb question to ask. I mean, what's the point? It's obvious I think we looked like shit. What part of "outcoached and outplayed" did you not catch?

"outcoached...outplayed"
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Post by: Hogwally on October 10, 2010, 10:01:19 AM
Yeah...that so.  BTW, get ready to be outplayed and out coached by "The Right Rev" Coach Nutt...the 2nd best team y'all will have faced come Saturday.

     I don't think Ole Miss is better than Arkansas.  Or Florida.   
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 10:50:02 AM
Yeah...that so.  BTW, get ready to be outplayed and out coached by "The Right Rev" Coach Nutt...the 2nd best team y'all will have faced come Saturday.
I still think we win against OM. I suppose its all about how the team reacts. It sucks that we lost, but some of these fuckers on the ledge need to step back. We've had a good streak. We lost one game. I assumed we would drop 2-3 this season. You simply can't replace 13 guys on the two deep (9 starters) on an NFL caliber defense and expect no drop off. Some of our fans need to realize this.
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 10:59:24 AM
I don't think this bama loss will good for Ole Miss next week.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 11:04:19 AM
Auburn will beat Arkansas...eventhough some of y'all question this Auburn Tiger team.

BTW, RWS...does SPuat still look impressive? Also, if USCe and SPuat plays again, USCe beats the fuck outta them worse than tonight.  Boise State, Oregon, Utah, TCU & Auburn could and will beat bama.

Not predicting we'll lose...

But with this defense, our opponents like Ark, and Ole Miss, and Bammer, will always be in the game unless we take a 4 TD lead in to the 4th quarter. 
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Post by: AUChizad on October 10, 2010, 11:11:18 AM
Not predicting we'll lose...

But with this defense, our opponents like Ark, and Ole Miss, and Bammer, will always be in the game unless we take a 4 TD lead in to the 4th quarter.
Dude. One game does not a pattern make.

Our last five games, we only gave up a total of 10 points in the fourth quarter.
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 11:15:49 AM
You have to give to Randall Cobb, he really was tired of losing. Auburn came out lethargic after halftime and Kentucky came out with their backs against the wall. I think it says alot that AUburn was able to take control the last 7 1/2 minutes even while Kentucky was on fire and put the game away. 19 plays, 10 yrds at a time.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 11:27:30 AM
Dude. One game does not a pattern make.

Our last five games, we only gave up a total of 10 points in the fourth quarter.

Clearly "the formula" has worked thus far.  It's a formula that's ripe to blow up in our faces at some point too.  And yes, there's clearly a pattern with our pass defense and poor tackling too.  There's a pattern that's taking precedence right now, and that's our offense.   I just wish we didn't have to play cardiac kids every week.  It's not just one game.  We've won 3 games by a FG, and in each had a real chance to lose.
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Post by: AUChizad on October 10, 2010, 11:39:24 AM
Clearly "the formula" has worked thus far.  It's a formula that's ripe to blow up in our faces at some point too.  And yes, there's clearly a pattern with our pass defense and poor tackling too.  There's a pattern that's taking precedence right now, and that's our offense.   I just wish we didn't have to play cardiac kids every week.  It's not just one game.  We've won 3 games by a FG, and in each had a real chance to lose.
And in none of those games did we have a 4 TD lead in the 4th quarter. Most of them, we were down.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
And in none of those games did we have a 4 TD lead in the 4th quarter. Most of them, we were down.

And in every game, the other team was well in the game...which was my point...and my point further was that we squandered a huge lead yesterday too.  That was my point, and I didn't make the shit up.  Look at it all through orange and blue glasses, suck the cock of whoever wrote that 'bend but don't break' blog in the War Eagle Reader...the defense is a liability we've overcome thus far, not a strength that just looks like a weakness.
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 12:31:40 PM
I cannot tell you the countless times that Auburn has had an opportunity to make a statement and makes a poor showing instead. Sure we have Cam Newton. But Cam cannot inspire this defense to play above it's heads for sixty minutes. And my criticism is not out of hate.
 
Our corners have no idea where the ball is with their backs turned. And when they do turn to face the ball, they have already been beaten. But hold on...if that were the only issue, steps could be taken to at least marginalize the poor coverage. But when the total team tackling is attrocious, help has to come from the safeties, WHO NEED TO BE HELPING OUR CORNERS.

The team has a real challenge ahead  with Arky and Petrino's play calling ability. They have excellent receivers, no Randall Cobb, but a QB much more capable of exposing weaknesses and mismatches than Hartline, and vertically. They WILL play enough defense to keep their offense witin striking range.

If Auburn passes this test, a Ted Roof and Les Miles combination would be virtually unstoppable.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 12:37:52 PM
I cannot tell you the countless times that Auburn has had an opportunity to make a statement and makes a poor showing instead. Sure we have Cam Newton. But Cam cannot inspire this defense to play above it's heads for sixty minutes. And my criticism is not out of hate.
 
Our corners have no idea where the ball is with their backs turned. And when they do turn to face the ball, they have already been beaten. But hold on...if that were the only issue, steps could be taken to at least marginalize the poor coverage. But when the total team tackling is attrocious, help has to come from the safeties, WHO NEED TO BE HELPING OUR CORNERS.

The team has a real challenge ahead  with Arky and Petrino's play calling ability. They have excellent receivers, no Randall Cobb, but a QB much more capable of exposing weaknesses and mismatches than Hartline, and vertically. They WILL play enough defense to keep their offense witin striking range.

If Auburn passes this test, a Ted Roof and Les Miles combination would be virtually unstoppable.

It's like you're in my head. 
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 12:39:55 PM
It's like you're in my head.

I was beginning to wonder if jmar was not just your alter ego, split personality. Amazing though, most of the time my split personalities never agree on anything.
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 12:55:07 PM
I cannot tell you the countless times that Auburn has had an opportunity to make a statement and makes a poor showing instead. Sure we have Cam Newton. But Cam cannot inspire this defense to play above it's heads for sixty minutes. And my criticism is not out of hate.
 
Our corners have no idea where the ball is with their backs turned. And when they do turn to face the ball, they have already been beaten. But hold on...if that were the only issue, steps could be taken to at least marginalize the poor coverage. But when the total team tackling is attrocious, help has to come from the safeties, WHO NEED TO BE HELPING OUR CORNERS.

The team has a real challenge ahead  with Arky and Petrino's play calling ability. They have excellent receivers, no Randall Cobb, but a QB much more capable of exposing weaknesses and mismatches than Hartline, and vertically. They WILL play enough defense to keep their offense witin striking range.

If Auburn passes this test, a Ted Roof and Les Miles combination would be virtually unstoppable.
It was my opinion pre-season that taking Bates out of the secondary and moving him to LB was robbing Peter to pay Paul. So far, that looks to be the case. Rushing defense has improved over last season, but pass defense is 91st in the country. And more than likely won't get any better with Mallett coming up. I hope you guys beat the shit out of them though.

Fuck Arkansas.
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Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2010, 01:05:15 PM
Would all of you "The Sky Is Falling, Eventhough We Still Won" be crying if Auburn had clobbered Kentucky?

I'll say this again, some people should go back and watch the game again, before they hit the Send button. 

Count how many times Nick Fairley was tackled while breaking through the OL (that should've been a holding call...every fuckin' time).  What happens if Fairley doesn't get held?  Kentucky Punts and a backup QB warms up on the sideline.  Also, how big where those late hit BULLSHIT calls against Fairley and Etheridge?  Kentucky scored on both of those drives...hell, they might've been all on the same 40 play drive, I'm not entirely sure.  Worst officiated game I've seen this year.

BTW, if y'all are complaining about the lack of tackling against Randell "mutha fuckin'" Cobb, ya need to get real...keep being bitches and you'll soon realize that you aren't able to enjoy any win.
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
Would all of you "The Sky Is Falling, Eventhough We Still Won" be crying if Auburn had clobbered Kentucky?

I'll say this again, some people should go back and watch the game again, before they hit the Send button. 

Count how many times Nick Fairley was tackled while breaking through the OL (that should've been a holding call...every fuckin' time).  What happens if Fairley doesn't get held?  Kentucky Punts and a backup QB warms up on the sideline.  Also, how big where those late hit BULLSHIT calls against Fairley and Etheridge?  Kentucky scored on both of those drives...hell, they might've been all on the same 40 play drive, I'm not entirely sure.  Worst officiated game I've seen this year.

BTW, if y'all are complaining about the lack of tackling against Randell "mutha fuckin'" Cobb, ya need to get real...keep being bitches and you'll soon realize that you aren't able to enjoy any win.
Why is it that Alabama falls down early against a top 10 Arkansas team, comes back to win, and Alabama is the shittiest team ever; but AU totally blows a big halftime lead, avoids OT by kicking a winning field goal with :02 left, and they are the best team ever? I really don't get it. If a 2004 type situation comes up again, you guys might be wishing for some style points in some of these games that are really close. But I'm sure the pollsters will look at all the penalties that should have been called on the other guys, the bullshit calls against AU, and all of the "Prowler Variables" to the equation, right?You guys had to eek one out against the team next to last in the entire SEC (winless in conference play as well). And that's not concerning to you?

I am glad, however, that AU managed a win. That was one saving grace in my Crown picks, since Alabama totally fucked me.
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 02:07:21 PM
It's like you're in my head.
A dangerous thought my friend.
 
My criticism is out of frustration. Alabama will recover and they are not a concern for me now as a fan.We have 25 seniors on this team and have our best shot since 2004 to do this. Chizik is on track, we have Malzahn and a tremendous athlete in Cam. But the defense, Auburn's usual strongsuit, is as porous overall as I can recall in several decades. So far we have managed to survive these games without the benifit of many turnovers while making mistakes in key situations and I can only wonder how long it can last.
If we beat Arkansas next Saturday, I think there might be some devine intervention at work here. At that point, I shall only shrug at the glaring defenciencies knowing that it is something incomprehensible and unexplicable,  beyond human understanding or even supernatural at work here. An SEC schedule is supposed to eliminate teams with such weaknesses and so far we are defying the odds. NEXT!
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 02:10:01 PM
Why is it that Alabama falls down early against a top 10 Arkansas team, comes back to win, and Alabama is the shittiest team ever; but AU totally blows a big halftime lead, avoids OT by kicking a winning field goal with :02 left, and they are the best team ever?

Cuz bammer sucks donkey dicks regardless. 
 
Prowler sees everything through orange and blue glasses, and he's not only overly positive, he says others are saying "the sky is falling" if we're able to recognize any weakness on the Auburn football team.

Prowler, the answer is NO, had they not blown a huge lead, we wouldn't be talking about it, we're talking about it because they did, AND because many of us have recognized that at a potential problem all along, and clearly it is.   And fuck Cobb, you tackle his ass, they go down.  Did SC whine about Fast and Furious being too much to handle, or did they fucking handle their asses? 
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 02:51:40 PM
Cuz bammer sucks donkey dicks regardless. 
 
Prowler sees everything through orange and blue glasses, and he's not only overly positive, he says others are saying "the sky is falling" if we're able to recognize any weakness on the Auburn football team.

Prowler, the answer is NO, had they not blown a huge lead, we wouldn't be talking about it, we're talking about it because they did, AND because many of us have recognized that at a potential problem all along, and clearly it is.   And fuck Cobb, you tackle his ass, they go down.  Did SC whine about Fast and Furious being too much to handle, or did they fucking handle their asses?
It just makes me think about some of the idiots on BOL during and after the Arkansas game. Anybody who has a shred of doubt or wonder about anything about the team gets their "fanhood" questioned. If you even thought for one second at halftime of the Arky game that we were going to lose, you're a moron, etc. If you thought that our performance against Arky was anything but a slight glitch and that there were any problems, you were a moron and should never question our team.

I said after the Arky game that if we do that shit again, we're going to get beat. It happened. Who's the moron now? It's OK to question something when there is an obvious problem. It doesn't make you any less of a fan, but when you're just totally oblivious to something so obvious, it does make you a clueless fan.
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Post by: AUChizad on October 10, 2010, 03:40:53 PM
I swear to God, if you are not Kaos trying to rebrand yourself with a new identity, you at least took his classes.

Here's what you said:
But with this defense, our opponents like Ark, and Ole Miss, and Bammer, will always be in the game unless we take a 4 TD lead in to the 4th quarter.

And here's what I said:
Dude. One game does not a pattern make.

Our last five games, we only gave up a total of 10 points in the fourth quarter.

I think it's pretty clear that my comment was regarding your "We will need a 4 TD lead going into the 4th quarter in order to beat Ark, Ole Miss and Bammer" comment. It's silly, because even including this game, we have outscored opponents in the 4th quarter by a total of 44-13. Hell, we outscored Kentucky in the 4th quarter 6-3.

Nowhere in my comment can you find anything about how every facet of our team is sunshine and roses right now, and there is no way we can be beaten. This is the tried-and-true Kaos technique of spinning the argument by trying to morph someone else's comments into something easier for you to argue against.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 03:46:22 PM
I swear to God, if you are not Kaos trying to rebrand yourself with a new identity, you at least took his classes.

Here's what you said:
And here's what I said:
I think it's pretty clear that my comment was regarding your "We will need a 4 TD lead going into the 4th quarter in order to beat Ark, Ole Miss and Bammer" comment. It's silly, because even including this game, we have outscored opponents in the 4th quarter by a total of 44-13. Hell, we outscored Kentucky in the 4th quarter 6-3.

Nowhere in my comment can you find anything about how every facet of our team is sunshine and roses right now, and there is no way we can be beaten. This is the tried-and-true Kaos technique of spinning the argument by trying to morph someone else's comments into something easier for you to argue against.

And here's my point, and you cannot dispute it if you're not looking through orange and blue glasses.  Number of TDs be damned...our defense is as likely to give up a score as our offense is to score, and just as quickly.
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 05:32:08 PM
And here's my point, and you cannot dispute it if you're not looking through orange and blue glasses.  Number of TDs be damned...our defense is as likely to give up a score as our offense is to score, and just as quickly.
The defensive problems have had adverse effects on our offensive decision making which is apparent aside from the opener and LaMonroe. I don't think the coaches wish to be negative as witnessed by Chizik's comments concerning the ability to adapt based on the personnel, opponent, score, conditions, field position, time remaining etc. But the defense is a drag on this offense whether it is natural or contrived.
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
But the defense is a drag on this offense whether it is natural or contrived.
For that matter, I think Malzahn has slowed his offense down and is drawing out drives to further help the defense. AU had 4 drives that were 8+ plays last night. 4 drives in the USCe game consisted of 9, 11, 12, and 15 plays. Drives last season were ranging from 1:30-3 minutes drive time, and now they seem to be running in the 3-5 minute range on average. But then again, this could possibly be explained by AU running the ball more than last year. It seems as if Malzahn is doing his part in adjusting to accomodate the team, but the defense just isn't responding.
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Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
For that matter, I think Malzahn has slowed his offense down and is drawing out drives to further help the defense. AU had 4 drives that were 8+ plays last night. 4 drives in the USCe game consisted of 9, 11, 12, and 15 plays. Drives last season were ranging from 1:30-3 minutes drive time, and now they seem to be running in the 3-5 minute range on average. But then again, this could possibly be explained by AU running the ball more than last year. It seems as if Malzahn is doing his part in adjusting to accomodate the team, but the defense just isn't responding.
It takes time to develop a defense to go along with an HUNH offense. Gus got away with it at Tulsa because they were outscoring their opponents big time.
Frank Broyles said this offense won't work in the SEC.
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Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 07:00:05 PM
It takes time to develop a defense to go along with an HUNH offense. Gus got away with it at Tulsa because they were outscoring their opponents big time.
Frank Broyles said this offense won't work in the SEC.

the Spread or HUNH?
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Post by: AUChizad on October 10, 2010, 07:02:18 PM
And here's my point, and you cannot dispute it if you're not looking through orange and blue glasses.  Number of TDs be damned...our defense is as likely to give up a score as our offense is to score, and just as quickly.
Ok. I never disputed that, nor tried to, although...I will now, since you've malformed the argument into this one.

If we were just as likely to give up a score, as we were to score, at the same rate, we wouldn't be 6-0. We wouldn't have outscored opponents in every single game so far, for a total of 220-128.
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 07:13:08 PM
I guess I don't really get into the oneupmanship some of us are about on this site. What is wrong with disagreement that leads to healthy discussion? Why is a critical opinion of a team considered a personal insult. I don't take this stuff personal. Hell I know Saban abandoned the run from the very beginning and that our defense is a liability. But I'll entertain varying opinion just for the fun of it.
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Post by: AWK on October 10, 2010, 07:22:20 PM
I guess I don't really get into the oneupmanship some of us are about on this site. What is wrong with disagreement that leads to healthy discussion? Why is a critical opinion of a team considered a personal insult. I don't take this stuff personal. Hell I know Saban abandoned the run from the very beginning and that our defense is a liability. But I'll entertain varying opinion just for the fun of it.
There is nothing wrong with it.  Some people just don't like being put in a sleeper hold.
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Post by: The Prowler on October 10, 2010, 08:17:27 PM
Btw, I don't have O&B glasses.  I call it like I see it, Auburn was suppose to be "the first upset of the season" against MSU (I laughed at that and told everyone at work that they need to put their money on AU).  I guess that was O&B glasses talk, because AU should've beat the FUCK outta MSU (3 posessions inside the 30 only to come away with 3 points, fumbling the 2nd half punt, then another fumble on the next drive).

Next week, Clemson..."Upset Special" (again I laughed and told everyone at work to put their money on AU).  And again Auburn beat Clemson (Clemson prepared all summer and the early part of the season for AU).  So, not only did Auburn go down early against a Clemson team that was making this their season defining game, they clawed back and won "Hardest hitting game that I've witnessed" - Luginbill.  Guess my O&B talk is still garbage, correct?

South Carolina up next..."Coach Spurrier's best USC team he's ever had...Marcus Lattimore will run all over Auburn's no tackling Defense".  (yup, I laughed and told everyone at work to put money on Auburn).  So, Auburn beats South Carolina soundly and puts the brakes on Latt, shutting up all the pussies bitching about not being able to tackle.  I guess O&B glasses are still bullshit, right?

SPuat should've been beaten by Arkansas, opening EVERYONE'S EYES that bama is beatable.  I said to Jumbo that I'm not impressed with SPuat and that they'll be beaten by either UF or USCe.  SPuat stomps the shit outta UF, I posted that I still wasn't impressed with bama but that I was more unimpressed with UF (SPuat's offense and defense didn't look good but they still beat the fuck outta UF).  I, along with Herbstreit, called the upset.

Auburn will beat Arkansas.

Ole Miss will catch a crying bammer squad and beat them.

Ohio State will get beat by Wisconsin.

Nebraska will go down by the hands of Texas.

Kentucky's gonna beat Mighty USCe (opening the SEC East back up).

I guess that's just the dumbass fan in me.  Call me whatever the fuck you want, but know this, most of the time I AM CORRECT.  Run an' tell that homeboy.

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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 10, 2010, 08:31:23 PM
The funny thing is that I can actually see all but one of your predictions happening for the week.
I just don't see Tejas coming within 2 TDs of Nebraska.
USCe will be playing with a hangover, and UK will be very hungry for their 1st conference win.
Alabama may still be in shock, and The Ole Miss Rebels Landsharks Hotty Toddys Bears Fightin Ackbars have figgered out how to play some offense in the last few weeks.  Still...that one is a longshot as well, in my eyes.
Wisconsin is solid, and Camp Randall will be jumping.  If tOSU makes it out alive, they will be playing in the MNC game.
IF Auburn can get a consistent pass rush and IF the DBs can stay with a receiver without giving them a 10 yard cushion, then Auburn can win this game.
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 08:35:35 PM
You should really have your own show Prowler.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 10, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
You should really have your own show Prowler.
He should replace Al Del Greco on WJOX's Opening Drive.
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 09:21:21 PM
Btw, I don't have O&B glasses.  I call it like I see it, Auburn was suppose to be "the first upset of the season" against MSU (I laughed at that and told everyone at work that they need to put their money on AU).  I guess that was O&B glasses talk, because AU should've beat the FUCK outta MSU (3 posessions inside the 30 only to come away with 3 points, fumbling the 2nd half punt, then another fumble on the next drive).
MSU's final drive ended at the AU 41 yard line with 0:22 left on the clock. You act as if you saw it from miles away that it would be that close of a score, and it would come down to the final minute. It was all part of the plan. You knew it weeks ago, it would be THAT tight. But using the Prowler Formula, AU really did beat MSU by 21 points, because AU would have scored TDs on the 3 possessions they fucked up inside MSU's 30, right? Isn't that how it works?

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Next week, Clemson..."Upset Special" (again I laughed and told everyone at work to put their money on AU).  And again Auburn beat Clemson (Clemson prepared all summer and the early part of the season for AU).  So, not only did Auburn go down early against a Clemson team that was making this their season defining game, they clawed back and won "Hardest hitting game that I've witnessed" - Luginbill.  Guess my O&B talk is still garbage, correct?
Again, your Prowler Formula accounts for having to go balls to the walls with a now 2-3 (winless in the ACC) at home. "Ohh, they prepared all summer JUST for this game.....Ohh, they prepared the whole first part of the season for this game too!". You saw it coming a mile away that Clemson would be taking AU to OT in this game. Right.

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South Carolina up next..."Coach Spurrier's best USC team he's ever had...Marcus Lattimore will run all over Auburn's no tackling Defense".  (yup, I laughed and told everyone at work to put money on Auburn).  So, Auburn beats South Carolina soundly and puts the brakes on Latt, shutting up all the pussies bitching about not being able to tackle.  I guess O&B glasses are still bullshit, right?
When you pick AU to win every game with no real insight into it, of course you will be right sometimes. For when you aren't, you use the Prowler Formula.

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SPuat should've been beaten by Arkansas, opening EVERYONE'S EYES that bama is beatable.  I said to Jumbo that I'm not impressed with SPuat and that they'll be beaten by either UF or USCe.  SPuat stomps the shit outta UF, I posted that I still wasn't impressed with bama but that I was more unimpressed with UF (SPuat's offense and defense didn't look good but they still beat the fuck outta UF).  I, along with Herbstreit, called the upset.
You're always unimpressed with Alabama. You have an obvious double standard. Alabama falls down early against Arky, comes back, wins, and we're shitty. AU has a huge lead on the worst team in the SEC, blows it, has to stave off OT in the final :02, and AU is the best team ever. We get it.

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I guess that's just the dumbass fan in me.  Call me whatever the fuck you want, but know this, most of the time I AM CORRECT.  Run an' tell that homeboy.
In your eyes, most of the time you are correct because of the Prowler Formula. You make homeristic predictions most of the time, and if you get them right, you do your victory dance. If you're not right, or not so right, you implement the Prowler Formula. 
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 09:39:52 PM
RWS, I want to thank you for the word homeristic. Damn that was good.
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Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2010, 09:42:40 PM
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Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2010, 09:56:13 PM
AU has a huge lead on the worst team in the SEC, blows it, has to stave off OT in the final :02, and AU is the best team ever. We get it.


Now wait a tick...while we should have blown out UK, and I was not happy with the penalties or defensive play, Kentucky is far from the worst team in the SEC. 
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 10:01:54 PM
Now wait a tick...while we should have blown out UK, and I was not happy with the penalties or defensive play, Kentucky is far from the worst team in the SEC.

You know the drill...

Auburn beats (fill in blank with SEC team) and they're the worst team in the SEC, unless it's bammer, then they're just "down". 

Any SEC team bammer plays is a "typical can beat you any week SEC team".
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Post by: RWS on October 10, 2010, 10:05:46 PM
Now wait a tick...while we should have blown out UK, and I was not happy with the penalties or defensive play, Kentucky is far from the worst team in the SEC.
They're tied for last place in the entire SEC. Vanderbilt even has an SEC win (they beat Ole Miss....who beat UK). UK doesn't. Just sayin'.

Maybe my wording of THE WORST team is a bad choice of words, but it's certainly reasonable that they shouldn't have had a snowball's chance against AU. Poor wording, but you get the point.
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Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 10:06:33 PM
It takes time to develop a defense to go along with an HUNH offense. Gus got away with it at Tulsa because they were outscoring their opponents big time.
Frank Broyles said this offense won't work in the SEC.
the Spread or HUNH?

Doesn't matter, either way, it's a fucking stupid statement.

As for developing a defense to go with the HUNH...yeah it needs to be a little different...but it's not completely apples and oranges...solid defense works regardless, and all the trying to alibi for our defensive shortcomings is stupid.  Our secondary sux...end of story. 
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Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 10:21:33 PM
Doesn't matter, either way, it's a phuking stupid statement.

As for developing a defense to go with the HUNH...yeah it needs to be a little different...but it's not completely apples and oranges...solid defense works regardless, and all the trying to alibi for our defensive shortcomings is stupid.  Our secondary sux...end of story.
NO WAIT, what about what Coach Broyles said?
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Token on October 10, 2010, 10:24:54 PM
Btw, I don't have O&B glasses.  I call it like I see it, Auburn was suppose to be "the first upset of the season" against MSU (I laughed at that and told everyone at work that they need to put their money on AU).  I guess that was O&B glasses talk, because AU should've beat the FUCK outta MSU (3 posessions inside the 30 only to come away with 3 points, fumbling the 2nd half punt, then another fumble on the next drive).

Next week, Clemson..."Upset Special" (again I laughed and told everyone at work to put their money on AU).  And again Auburn beat Clemson (Clemson prepared all summer and the early part of the season for AU).  So, not only did Auburn go down early against a Clemson team that was making this their season defining game, they clawed back and won "Hardest hitting game that I've witnessed" - Luginbill.  Guess my O&B talk is still garbage, correct?

South Carolina up next..."Coach Spurrier's best USC team he's ever had...Marcus Lattimore will run all over Auburn's no tackling Defense".  (yup, I laughed and told everyone at work to put money on Auburn).  So, Auburn beats South Carolina soundly and puts the brakes on Latt, shutting up all the pussies bitching about not being able to tackle.  I guess O&B glasses are still bullshit, right?

SPuat should've been beaten by Arkansas, opening EVERYONE'S EYES that bama is beatable.  I said to Jumbo that I'm not impressed with SPuat and that they'll be beaten by either UF or USCe.  SPuat stomps the shit outta UF, I posted that I still wasn't impressed with bama but that I was more unimpressed with UF (SPuat's offense and defense didn't look good but they still beat the fuck outta UF).  I, along with Herbstreit, called the upset.

Auburn will beat Arkansas.

Ole Miss will catch a crying bammer squad and beat them.

Ohio State will get beat by Wisconsin.

Nebraska will go down by the hands of Texas.

Kentucky's gonna beat Mighty USCe (opening the SEC East back up).

I guess that's just the dumbass fan in me.  Call me whatever the fuck you want, but know this, most of the time I AM CORRECT.  Run an' tell that homeboy.

I highlighted the parts that make you look like Tidefans.com poster of the year.  I'm sure you still won't see it, but I can go into greater detail if you'd like.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 10:31:57 PM
NO WAIT, what about what about what Coach Broyles said?

What about it?
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2010, 10:45:25 PM
I highlighted the parts that make you look like Tidefans.com poster of the year.  I'm sure you still won't see it, but I can go into greater detail if you'd like.

I think this every time I see him post. Woulda coulda shouldas are for pussies. To structure one side of the argument so much in your team's favor while at the same time doing the exact opposite to the other side of the argument against your rival's favor is asinine and reeks of desperation/obesession. At this point I am a whole lot more concerned about why MY TEAM'S O and D BOTH stalled the entire second half against Kentucky than I am worried about Bama's bad Pass D and lack of a running game yesterday.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: jmar on October 10, 2010, 10:49:10 PM
What about it?
Coach Broyles, so it is written in the anals of Razorback history said and I paraphrase: That darn spread won't cut it in the SEC.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 11:11:43 PM
Coach Broyles, so it is written in the anals of Razorback history said and I paraphrase: That darn spread won't cut it in the SEC.

Then count coach Broyles in with all the fucking morons of the bammer ilk that call in to Finebaum saying similarly stupid shit.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2010, 11:19:02 PM
Then count coach Broyles in with all the fucking morons of the bammer ilk that call in to Finebaum saying similarly stupid shit.

Screw you. Shane is a very well spoken part of the media.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: The Prowler on October 11, 2010, 12:27:02 AM
What are you bammers gonna say when Kentucky "The Worst Team In The SEC" beats South Carolina?

How 'bout when the Ole Miss "It's A Trap" Ackbars pilage Tuscaloosa?
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: RWS on October 11, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
What are you bammers gonna say when Kentucky "The Worst Team In The SEC" beats South Carolina?

How 'bout when the Ole Miss "It's A Trap" Ackbars pilage Tuscaloosa?
Who knows how Alabama will react next week? They haven't lost a regular season game in 2 years. I think everybody can see we're capable of being beaten at this point. We're also capable of shit stomping teams with alot of talent, too. What does it all mean? It's not like you're some sort of psychic by making your prediction and it comes true. If Alabama stomps them, the Prowler Formula comes into play and you're going to tell us how if this Bama player didn't do this, and that one didn't do that, and if Ole Miss had done this, and the refs called this, then Ole Miss wins that game. In your eyes, you win, regardless.

And UK beating SC? Bull. Vagina. And that's even if Alabama had beaten SC.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 08:25:50 AM
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Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 09:44:44 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/domestic_violence6_11.jpg)


I think I just lol'd down my thigh.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 09:56:30 AM

I think I just lol'd down my thigh.

I figured if nothing else your lawyer buddies would like it.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 09:58:27 AM
I figured if nothing else your lawyer buddies would like it.

Already sent.  Many thanks for the best pic of the day.
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 11, 2010, 12:26:21 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/domestic_violence6_11.jpg)
Ooooh, Sani baby. 
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 12:41:25 PM
Ooooh, Sani baby.

Too soon?
Title: Re: Cocks vs. Cock In The Mouths...
Post by: JR4AU on October 11, 2010, 12:43:00 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/domestic_violence6_11.jpg)

It seems so wrong that I'm  :rofl: at that.