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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: JR4AU on October 02, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
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with 5:40 in the 4th leading by 4, he goes for a 4th and 1 on LSU's 30 to try to salt it away...failed attempt, turnover on downs...a 47yd FG would have made it a 7 point lead. Let see what the outcome is...
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guarantee if they lose, it's a "bad call".
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WTF, the Mad Hatter blows the game with his terrible clock management again....wait...amazing. Dooley outstupids Miles.
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13 men on field on the 4th down......fucking stupid.
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Miles being completely unprepared, and being a total clusterfuck actually worked in his favor getting TN to have too many men on the field. Had LSU not been shittin' and gettin' due to Miles head being up his ass...TN wins that game.
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Not going to repeat what my dearly beloved said abt the end of that game.
But I agree with him one thing - the difference between Saban and Miles. Miles was totally toked and thrilled about winning. Saban would have been fucking LIVID about the cluster fuck that was the end of that game. His eyeballs would have been bleeding. On the other hand, a Saban team would not have been that undisciplined.
Would not want to be in the TN locker room. Would not want to be Gary Croton.
Ugly, nasty, undisciplined team.
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Un-fuckng-believable! Tennessee, the team that needed 5 missed FG's & double OT to beat UAB, had it! This loss would have been trucker hat's head. That motherfucker is one lucky son of a bitch.
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Un-fuckng-believable! Tennessee, the team that needed 5 missed FG's & double OT to beat UAB, had it! This loss would have been trucker hat's Gary Croton's head. That motherfucker is one lucky son of a bitch.
Miles would have survived.
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For all I've heard about how Dooley exudes class, is the anti-Kiffen, etc., he was kind of a dick after the game (although understandably).
Slammed his headset down and angrily paced away, refusing to shake Miles's hand at centerfield, and even when Miles made the effort to follow him to the sideline.
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TN could have won with 9 men on the field on that play. 13 was overkill.
I laughed when I thought that TN had won. A ranked LSU will help both of our SOS, though.
Texas-Also receiving votes. I love it.
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LSU seems to benefit this kind of crazy shit each and every, although not this crazy. That game looked as bad as a JV game especially at the end. Well at least we all know that the Vol players know how to take a proper shower after the game. They are clean losers.
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From the Miles postgame:
“The necessity of the run that we like as opposed to just a run or an advantage in play to just a play,†Miles said.
If I were the AD, this asshole would not do another interview - at least until after I fired his ass at the end of the season.
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From the Miles postgame:
If I were the AD, this asshole would not do another interview - at least until after I fired his ass at the end of the season.
I was completely embarrassed while watching his post game presser. He had no fucking idea what he was talking about. At one point, I believe he actually tried to say they had the play called, but couldn't get it snapped because they are too multiple on offense, and the bad snap was because Tennessee had 13 players on the field.
And somehow, they managed to recruit and sign the worst two quarterbacks in college football.
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And somehow, they managed to recruit and sign the worst two quarterbacks in college football.
The Lee kid actually moved them down the field then they bring in Jordan Jefferson to cap it off. What a dumbass move. Even the crowed booed because of this bonehead move. As an opposing fan of LSwho, I love me some Jordan Jefferson.
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“Our football team is a great group of guys, and they played like hell. We, the coaches, have to give them the best plan. It’s difficult, I can tell you, to operate offensively with all of the multiple personnel. I think we have to reduce the personnel some. That may help us, but we are trying to use our talent as it would benefit us.
I can only tell you that as
it played out to me it was a first-and-goal at the two (yard line). We call two plays. We threw a
pass. It was incomplete. We feel like we have an advantage in our goal-line personnel. We send in our goal-line personnel. The mistake was made right there. We should have called two plays
with our goal-line personnel so we would have gotten two plays, or we should have called the run and the clock. That’s what should have been called, but that’s not what happened. What happened is we send that one in without the second play call. Goal-line personnel down on the goal line is awkward at times to get it all right because we substitute tackles, and we substitute a number of people.
“We wanted to throw a ball out of a one-back personnel, so we busted our behind to get it substituted, get it called and then had a very difficult time getting it snapped. The good news is we get it snapped. The snap goes off the fingers. It’s a miserable feeling. Certainly I’m sick, but with the flag, the reason they have a difficult time is they have 13 guys on the field because they
have substituted against our goal-line personnel, and we go back to three wides. They can’t get
their guys off the field.
Les is autistic. It's the only reasonable explanation.
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Les is autistic. It's the only reasonable explanation.
Those quotes left out the "uh's" the "umm's" the "and uhhhh's" and the "blrbleblrbleblyrble's."
The sudden yelling about Sam Montgomery was also hilarious.
He's an embarassment.
The last second hail mary against Auburn in 2007 was not a genius call. In fact, it was one of the dumbest calls of all time that just so happened to work. His quote - "I didn't actually know how much time was left."
Last year against Ole Miss, Les Miles can't figure out how much time is left.
This year against Tennessee, Les Miles can't figure out how much time is left.
I think he's an alcoholic.
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I just think is plain fucking stupid. Somebody needs to check his records and see if he really made it past 8th grade.
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http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2010/10/les_miles_postgame_comments_fo.html
It's amazing. Simply amazing.
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http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2010/10/les_miles_postgame_comments_fo.html
It's amazing. Simply amazing.
I always wondered what happened to Corky after "My So Called Life" was canceled.
Now we know.
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http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2010/10/les_miles_postgame_comments_fo.html
It's amazing. Simply amazing.
Geniuses often suffer in themselves but this one is outwardly painful to listen to.
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(http://www.suzannesnider.com/artistInfo/thumbs/8.jpg)
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I always wondered what happened to Corky after "My So Called Life" was canceled.
Now we know.
Corky was in Life Goes On. My So Called Life was that MTV show with Claire Daines.
Bitch.
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Corky was in Life Goes On. My So Called Life was that MTV show with Claire Daines.
Bitch.
And Claire Danes played the role of Temple Grandin, who created the "hugging machine" in the above post for autistic people.
It came together nicely.
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Whatever.
There were retards in all of them.
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For all I've heard about how Dooley exudes class, is the anti-Kiffen, etc., he was kind of a dick after the game (although understandably).
Slammed his headset down and angrily paced away, refusing to shake Miles's hand at centerfield, and even when Miles made the effort to follow him to the sideline.
Lost a lot of respect for Dooley after he pulled that shit....then in his postgame press conference he looked like a whiner and crybaby.
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It's tough to out-stupid Les Miles.
Dooley did it.
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Our football team is a great group of guys, and they played like hell. We, the coaches, have to give them the best plan. It’s difficult, I can tell you, to operate offensively with all of the multiple personnel. I think we have to reduce the personnel some. That may help us, but we are trying to use our talent as it would benefit us.
Scrin scranton! Got to grisna! Aw mane! Crenious shanta
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Lost a lot of respect for Dooley after he pulled that shit....then in his postgame press conference he looked like a whiner and crybaby.
When I saw video of the postgame PC, I thought I was watching Lane Kiffin. Carbon copy it seemed.
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Whatever.
There were retards in all of them.
Les gets retard strong at the end of games apparently.
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Les gets retard strong at the end of games apparently.
Your Honor I present exhibit A & B
before
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Heartwarming-Shows-LifeGoesOn10.jpg)
after
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Heartwarming-Shows-LifeGoesOn10copy.jpg)
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Kellie Martin is hot.
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Kellie Martin is hot.
Yea I always wanted to wear her out. Come to think of it I still do.
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Yea I always wanted to wear her out. Come to think of it I still do.
Yeah, it would've been worth it pretending like I was friends with Corky just to get over to the house.
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It's tough to out-stupid Les Miles.
Dooley did it.
Well, yes, it did come down to coaching, ie being prepared to sub. But, seriously, how the fuck do you prepare to sub based on Les Miles' Keystone Cops routine?
You ever had to go up against a fucking moron lawyer in trial? Sometimes they're harder to deal with than the good ones because their shit is so off the wall you can't possibly expect it or see it coming!
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Well, yes, it did come down to coaching, ie being prepared to sub. But, seriously, how the fuck do you prepare to sub based on Les Miles' Keystone Cops routine?
You ever had to go up against a fucking moron lawyer in trial? Sometimes they're harder to deal with than the good ones because their shit is so off the wall you can't possibly expect it or see it coming!
So yeah......back to Kellie Martin. Is she hot or what?
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So yeah......back to Kellie Martin. Is she hot or what?
Eh! Whatever.
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Eh! Whatever.
I see your point though. The utter confusion that was Leslie Miles' stupidity ultimately worked as a weapon - inadvertently.
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I see your point though. The utter confusion that was Leslie Miles' stupidity ultimately worked as a weapon - inadvertently.
Did I do that?
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In an article on VolQuest, they quoted Dooley as saying that he looked over the play 150 times on film Sunday. I mean, seriously? It took me 1 time to see it.
LSU called a goal line play. They changed the play and substituted. The ref sees this, runs up on the ball, and allows UT to substitute. UT has all of their guys on the field. The ref backs up off the ball. Both teams are set for play. It wasn't like UT had guys running off the field and LSU snapped it as fast as they could. UT had all 13 guys set and ready to go when LSU snapped the ball.
The ref is supposed to allow the defense reasonable time to make subs, which they did. It's not their job to hold the play up until somebody on UT's sideline realizes they have 13 guys on the field.
I swear, between those two coaching staffs, they would fuck up a soup sandwich. Also, I couldn't help but watch Dooley do his best Mike Shula impression.
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Here ya' go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HOwp1w_Aoc
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In an article on VolQuest, they quoted Dooley as saying that he looked over the play 150 times on film Sunday. I mean, seriously? It took me 1 time to see it.
LSU called a goal line play. They changed the play and substituted. The ref sees this, runs up on the ball, and allows UT to substitute. UT has all of their guys on the field. The ref backs up off the ball. Both teams are set for play. It wasn't like UT had guys running off the field and LSU snapped it as fast as they could. UT had all 13 guys set and ready to go when LSU snapped the ball.
The ref is supposed to allow the defense reasonable time to make subs, which they did. It's not their job to hold the play up until somebody on UT's sideline realizes they have 13 guys on the field.
I swear, between those two coaching staffs, they would fuck up a soup sandwich. Also, I couldn't help but watch Dooley do his best Mike Shula impression.
I can't help but think that Dooley is constantly staring at his own nose.
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Derek Dooley
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I didn't realize that the refs never tossed a flag, how can they make the call from the booth?
I thought it had to be made on the field first? or was a flag thrown?
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I didn't realize that the refs never tossed a flag, how can they make the call from the booth?
I thought it had to be made on the field first? or was a flag thrown?
Participation is booth reviewable.
http://www.ncaapublications.com/productdownloads/FR09.pdf
Page FR-142
Miscellaneous
ARTICLE 5. a. The number of players participating by either team during
a live ball.
Never thought of that being reviewable before, but it makes sense now.
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I see your point though. The utter confusion that was Leslie Miles' stupidity ultimately worked as a weapon - inadvertently.
I thought we moved on to Kellie Martin. She's average. JMO, YMMV.
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I thought we moved on to Kellie Martin. She's average. JMO, YMMV.
Well I'm not saying she is on the 50 yard line list. (you know the ones you would do on the 50 yd line with your folks watching)
But she probably makes the bronco fucking list.
(Which is where I let you all pile into the room and watch me hold on after I tell her that her sister and mother loved anal)
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Well I'm not saying she is on the 50 yard line list. (you know the ones you would do on the 50 yd line with your folks watching)
But she probably makes the bronco fucking list.
(Which is where I let you all pile into the room and watch me hold on after I tell her that her sister and mother loved anal)
That list is just a little shorter than my donkey punch list.
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Well I'm not saying she is on the 50 yard line list. (you know the ones you would do on the 50 yd line with your folks watching)
But she probably makes the bronco fucking list.
(Which is where I let you all pile into the room and watch me hold on after I tell her that her sister and mother loved anal)
I like this guy ^^^. The way he thinks in regards to women - its a masterpiece in itself.
JR - she is the ultimate girl next door. Would you prefer Jenna Jameson and what little real flesh is left of her?
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JR - she is the ultimate girl next door.
Ulitimate GND = A. J. Cook and I speak da troof.
(http://www.celebrityhairstylesnews.com/celebrityhairstyles/ajcook.jpg)
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2400000/AJ-Cook-aj-cook-2481467-523-781.jpg)
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Yeah. she is nice.
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http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2010/10/4/1729557/the-alphabetical-week-6-tennessee-vs-lsu-college-football-recap
You know a classic piece of live football atrocity when the highlight film begins with a converted 4th and 14, especially when it's against a Tennessee team that has no business being in the game in the first place, a Tennessee team playing a lawn chair at center, a Tennessee team with linebackers whose ACLs explode for no reason, a Tennessee team whose depth chart just reads "NOPE" at no fewer than seven major positions. Tennessee's there, and like a novice climber stranded in the death zone on Everest, you know it's a matter of time before they run out of oxygen, take off their clothes, and begin rolling in the snow like dying men suffering from mountain madness and cerebral edema.
Tennessee's already doomed in theory as the inferior team late in the game even on basic football princlples before you activate the computer worm capable of crippling the entire football matrix as we know it: Les Miles.
Jarrett Lee throws a pass into triple coverage to start the sequence. Jarrett Lee, he of the multiple pick sixes and benching two years ago. He's back, and that's how bad LSU's offense is at this point with Jordan Jefferson attempting to "make pass go that way into hands." They now use him as a kind of running quarterback, which he's not. That would be Russell Shepherd, who is now a wide receiver who never gets the ball. Jordan Jefferson, the non-running QB, scored LSU's only TD to this point in the game on a wholly uncontested 83 yard run through the gut of the Tennessee defense. You knew the demons were in charge of this game from this play forward, and also that when you run on offense as nonsensically as LSU does, the only logical cure is to face an equally nonsensical defense. Tennessee rose to that challenge, and we toast you for this, Volunteers.
LSU gets the ball on the two as a result of a pass interference penalty (natch) and does what any good coach would do with three downs and a running clock with 32 seconds left in the game: call a quarterback sweep with your non-running running quarterback. Like much of Dangermouse and Cee-Lo's work together, the matchup of Gary Crowton's playcalling and Les Miles' attitude makes for sometimes nonsensical but always disturbing, affecting work.
The clock runs. You do two things when you might want to stop the clock on the goal-line down 14-10 with a running clock. You may spike it---wait, that's not happening. There's a thing about spiking the ball at LSU, if you'll recall. They could call time out, but they have no timeouts because Les Miles is pretty sure the federal government demands those back at the end of the year if you don't spend them all. Though they've been on the two yard line ever since the pass interference penalty, the LSU offensive staff suddenly remembers OH MY GOD WE HAVE A GOAL LINE PACKAGE and sets off a fire drill the People's Republic of China would call "disgracefully hurried and chaotic."
Huge men sprint off the field and onto it. The clock winds. Les Miles is seen throwing live chickens onto the field. Who knows where he got them, but they're all part of the plan now. The LSU sideline's complete anarchy triggers a disproportionate reaction on the Tennessee sideline. They send off three men, put in four, and one of the three sent off rushes back onto the field like a child terrified of missing the school bus for a field trip. (This child then ends up in the wrong town because they got on the wrong bus.) Derek Dooley wraps the headset cord around his neck and attempts to choke himself to death rather than watch what's happening. The crowd silences itself by placing a eighty thousand bourbon bottles in eighty thousand mouths at once and draining them simultaneously.
Then the most magnificent part of the play happens. This sentence appears in its own box because everything about it is spectacular:
Then the ball is snapped with the game on the line between two major college football powers with one team having 13 men on the field and another with a non-running running quarterback who watches in horror as the ball is snapped over his head and covered for a game-ending busted play. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.
Competence is overrated as a form of entertainment while incompetence can be side-splitting stuff. I watched this in a bar full of people in Tuscaloosa, and the reactions were giddy not because of any real mass hatred toward both teams, but because they knew that with a quality arsonist like Miles on the sidelines something was getting set on fire: LSU, Tennessee, or possibly both. Oh, and LSU scored on the next play when a penalty was called on Tennessee for too many men on the field because a 9-4 defense is effective but highly illegal, and Tennessee players started weeping on the field.
I'm applauding, all of you, as loud and as hard as I can in your general directions. We shall not see another ending to match this beautiful hatchet job until next week when LSU beats Florida at home 7.5 to 2 on a blocked extra point and a half a point awarded for hitting all three crossbars on a single missed FG attempt. It's in the rulebook, look it up.
:vn:
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I can't help but think that Dooley is constantly staring at his own nose.
Every time I hear him speak, I can't help but think Tennessee hired Roscoe from The Dukes of Hazzard.
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Every time I hear him speak, I can't help but think Tennessee hired Roscoe from The Dukes of Hazzard.
Nice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42yoDIv83W4
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http://www.tigersx.com/movies/dooley.swf
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http://www.tigersx.com/movies/dooley.swf
AUsome!!!!! That is some funny ass shit right there! :clap: