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Title: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AWK on September 23, 2010, 10:45:15 AM: AUSweetheart is now officially a licensed lawyer in the state of Alabama. Congrat's on passing the bar!!!

Now pay your bar fees!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2010, 10:47:43 AM: Congrats, girl.

It was tough and I know you were sweating it, but we had the faith in ya.

Say...I've got this cousin...he doesn't have any money, but he'd like to talk to a lawyer about this custody issue. You got time for that?
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2010, 10:48:26 AM: Congrats. CCTAU is so proud of you.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AWK on September 23, 2010, 10:51:54 AM: Oh yeah, and go get drunk. Times a wasting.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 23, 2010, 11:00:39 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2010, 10:48:26 AM
Congrats. CCTAU is so proud of you.

I laughed audibly.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 23, 2010, 11:01:02 AM: Oh, Congrats sweets!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:13:06 AM: Just what this world needs....another frickin lawyer.

Oh well at least the X has ~~ample~~ ~~sufficient~~ uh another representative.

Congrats Sweets!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: djsimp on September 23, 2010, 11:18:41 AM: Good deal! Congratulations!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:19:25 AM: I think Sweets is both ample and sufficient.

Finally the X gets an INTELLIGENT lawyer... all we had before was a drunken beach bum, a ghey guy, a misanthropic volunteer, a vindictive over-zealous prosecutor, and a lawyer who allegedly cares... mostly about getting laid. (Have I missed anyone?)

Congrats, girlfriend!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AWK on September 23, 2010, 11:20:22 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:19:25 AM
I think Sweets is both ample and sufficient.

Finally the X gets an INTELLIGENT lawyer... all we had before was a drunken beach bum, a ghey guy, a misanthropic volunteer, a vindictive over-zealous prosecutor, and a lawyer who allegedly cares... mostly about getting laid. (Have I missed anyone?)

Congrats, girlfriend!
Hey, don't call Snaggle ghey!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:22:33 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:19:25 AM
I think Sweets is both ample and sufficient.

Finally the X gets an INTELLIGENT lawyer... all we had before was a drunken beach bum, a ghey guy, a misanthropic volunteer, a vindictive over-zealous prosecutor, and a lawyer who allegedly cares... mostly about getting laid. (Have I missed anyone?)

Congrats, girlfriend!

Got all but one
Wes4au
Awk
?
JR4AU
Snaggle
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:24:00 AM: Quote from: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:22:33 AM
Got all but one
Wes4au
Awk
?
JR4AU
Snaggle
VandyVol
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:27:42 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:24:00 AM
VandyVol
I forgot about Dildo Baggins.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2010, 11:32:46 AM: Quote from: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:22:33 AM

Wes4au

Really?

You're better than that, Spanish.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:34:37 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 23, 2010, 11:32:46 AM
Really?

You're better than that, Spanish.
who are you again?
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2010, 11:36:24 AM: Quote from: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:34:37 AM
who are you again?

I step through the fog and
I creep through the smog cuz
I'm Snoop Doggy (who?)
Doggy (what?)
Doggy Dog.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2010, 11:52:37 AM: Congrats Sweets!!!

I need someone to represent me in my next harassment suit, you up for it?
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 23, 2010, 11:57:52 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
Congrats Sweets!!!

I need someone to represent me in my next harassment suit, you up for it?

You would just wind up harassing her as well. You better get ~~Snaggle, Awk, Wes, JR,~~...... (you're fucked)
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 23, 2010, 02:09:11 PM: Thanks you guys. :)

Especially to those of you who pretended to listen to my whining. Appreciate you.

Now if anyone needs me, I'll be out encouraging Drunk & Disorderlies for the next 24-48 hours.

Love y'all!!!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: GH2001 on September 23, 2010, 03:15:45 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 23, 2010, 02:09:11 PM
Thanks you guys. :)

Especially to those of you who pretended to listen to my whining. Appreciate you.

Now if anyone needs me, I'll be out encouraging Drunk & Disorderlies for the next 24-48 hours.

Love y'all!!!

Ooooh ooooh, where, where?????? :clap:
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Saniflush on September 23, 2010, 03:18:29 PM: Congrats.

This gonna be some combo drywalling/lawyering business?
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Jumbo on September 23, 2010, 03:21:50 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:27:42 AM
I forgot about Dildo Baggins.
:jaw:
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Jumbo on September 23, 2010, 03:22:21 PM: Congrats Sweets!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2010, 03:33:52 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on September 23, 2010, 03:18:29 PM
Congrats.

This gonna be some combo drywalling/lawyering business?

We'll lay the tile that you can slip on.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: JR4AU on September 23, 2010, 03:34:00 PM: Quote from: AWK on September 23, 2010, 10:45:15 AM
AUSweetheart is now officially a licensed lawyer in the state of Alabama. Congrat's on passing the bar!!!

Now pay your bar fees!

Woooo, hoooo! Way to go girl!
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 23, 2010, 07:01:38 PM: Congrats! Now you'll need an office with a crooked bookshelf.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: JR4AU on September 24, 2010, 12:58:37 AM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 23, 2010, 07:01:38 PM
Congrats! Now you'll need an office with a crooked bookshelf.

Nah, but she does need the requisite fee couch.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: CCTAU on September 24, 2010, 12:03:05 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2010, 10:48:26 AM
Congrats. CCTAU is so proud of you.

Dammit. And she had so much promise.
Title: Re: Congratulations, and Welcome to the Club!
Post by: Ranger12 on September 25, 2010, 12:25:00 AM: Congrats! Finally maybe we know have a lawyer that might bring a little class to this place. Yeah right, and while you are at it, you might as well see about getting Charles Manson paroled.