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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 09:03:32 AM
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I used to date Godfather back in his gay days. He's the one who gave me this nickname actually. But I'll save that for another post.
Onto football, I can't effing wait to get to Auburn this weekend. Here's my agenda...
--Heading down on Friday to play golf at the Lake Course at Grand National.
--Dinner in Auburn that night.
--Very likely going to hook up with some super hot sophomore sorority girl who is into really short, slightly overweight married guys. :gig:
--Playing the short course at Grand National on Saturday morning and then heading over to tailgate (assuming we can find a spot).
--Go watch the game.
I'm hoping my Gamecocks win, but I'm budgeting this game as a loss. Not sure we can generate enough pressure on Newton and on the flip side of that, I'm not confident that we can protect our own QB.
So my focus will be on enjoying the awesome SEC atmosphere in Auburn.
So some questions for you guys...
1. Best place to eat/drink on Friday night in Auburn? preferably some place with some good local color. And by local color, I mean vaginas. :vn:
2. Best bet for a tailgating spot on Saturday? Are there some big fields we can park in? How early to get there?
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I used to date Godfather back in his gay days. He's the one who gave me this nickname actually. But I'll save that for another post.
You love teh cock.
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Hey Spurrier, is that you!?
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You love teh cock.
Why are we thinking alike?
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You should hit on the waiters at Niffer's, most of them look like they would love the Cocks
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You should hit on the waiters at Niffer's, most of them look like they would love the Cocks
Order the corn nuggets for appetizers then the waiters will give you their corn nuggets for dessert.
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I used to date Godfather back in his gay days. He's the one who gave me this nickname actually. But I'll save that for another post.
Wait...he's straight now?!?!?
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Order the corn nuggets for appetizers then the waiters will give you their corn nuggets for dessert.
Toss salads with Buttermilk Ranch.
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Hey wow...glad you got the balls to finally post something. Cam Newton is gonna eat some cocks for ..wait...thats not right.
I told you Niffers was the place to go. I'll post a map, cause I know you are retarded.
and the nickname i gave you was tiny.
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and the nickname i gave you was tiny.
I just thought you gave him his nickname like how you call a fat guy "Slim", a bald guy "Curley", or Taylor "Straight"
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hey teh cock sucker.
report your...
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to jumbo.
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I just thought you gave him his nickname like how you call a fat guy "Slim", a bald guy "Curley", or Taylor "Straight"
Don't be jealous
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Godfather isn't really gay. Neither am I. We both tried it out and hated it. So we proved for sure that we were straight.
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I'm not concerned. He doesn't give face.
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Godfather isn't really gay. Neither am I. We both tried it out and hated it. So we proved for sure that we were straight.
Yeah but I quit after one it took you 32 to figure it out....besides we never touched balls or fell in love.
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Godfather isn't really gay. Neither am I. We both tried it out and hated it. So we proved for sure that we were straight.
Somewhere AWK is weeping.
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Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
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Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
I'm in a glass case of emotion.
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Anyway, to answer your question:
For a deli sandwich, you gotta do the original Momma Goldberg's.
For pizza, if you're drunk, go to Little Italy downtown. If not, go to Johnny Brusco's.
I love some Cheeburger Cheeburger.
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Anyway, to answer your question:
No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
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No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
You better check your warn meter.
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No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
Fuck dude...get it right.
Y'all fuck up every damn thread...
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Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Did Hungwell say I want to be on you?
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Did Hungwell say I want to be on you?
I just threw it out there. Told him if he didn't like it, he could send it right back.
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I just threw it out there. Told him if he didn't like it, he could send it right back.
Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for he turns away all suitors.
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I used to date Godfather back in his gay days. He's the one who gave me this nickname actually. But I'll save that for another post.
Onto football, I can't effing wait to get to Auburn this weekend. Here's my agenda...
--Heading down on Friday to play golf at the Lake Course at Grand National.
--Dinner in Auburn that night.
--Very likely going to hook up with some super hot sophomore sorority girl who is into really short, slightly
overweight married guys. :gig:
--Playing the short course at Grand National on Saturday morning and then heading over to tailgate (assuming we can find a spot).
--Go watch the game.
I'm hoping my Gamecocks win, but I'm budgeting this game as a loss. Not sure we can generate enough pressure on Newton and on the flip side of that, I'm not confident that we can protect our own QB.
So my focus will be on enjoying the awesome SEC atmosphere in Auburn.
So some questions for you guys...
1. Best place to eat/drink on Friday night in Auburn? preferably some place with some good local color. And by local color, I mean vaginas. :vn:
2. Best bet for a tailgating spot on Saturday? Are there some big fields we can park in? How early to get there?
Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend. Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
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Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend. Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
beat that shit like it owes you money
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Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend. Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
When Yoda brings da smack world is coming to an end it is.
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When Yoda brings da smack world is coming to an end it is.
I see what you did there.
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Bars - Supperclub or 17-16.
Food - Cockmeat sandwich provided by Howard.
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Bars - Supperclub or 17-16.
Quixote's ain't bad either.
If you're looking for 19 year old sorrostitutes, then I recommend SkyBar. That's the only reason I'd recommend it to anyone.
Go to Supper Club late. Go somewhere else first. They are open all night and doesn't really get live until about 2.
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Quixote's ain't bad either.
If you're looking for 19 year old sorrostitutes, then I recommend SkyBar. That's the only reason I'd recommend it to anyone.
Go to Supper Club late. Go somewhere else first. They are open all night and doesn't really get live until about 2.
Skybar sucks ass. Unless you are looking for sorrostitutes... If not, don't go, ever.
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Not sure if the local bars will have Cocktane available, you may want to bring your own...
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2.19/can??????
Fuck me! Get an 8 ball. it's cheaper and will get you whores.
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Not sure if the local bars will have Cocktane available, you may want to bring your own...
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You made me spew Tiger Fuel everywhere.
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That poor Cock looks like he has an 8-ball stuck up its ass.
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The Rooster Booster?
Somebody on here needs to have a new nickname...
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The Rooster Booster?
Somebody on here needs to have a new nickname...
You volunteering?
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You volunteering?
You calling me Mommy is enough for me...
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You calling me Mommy is enough for me...
<3
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Only if the carpet matches the drapes.
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Only if the carpet matches the drapes.
I heard it's linoleum, but she's expecting to install hardwood.
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she's expecting to install hardwood.
Sure can't find any of THAT on the X...
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Sure can't find any of THAT on the X...
Your not looking very hard are you.
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Your not looking very hard are you.
Unless I'm mistaken, that's what SHE said.
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Unless I'm mistaken, that's what SHE said.
Unless she didn't.
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Your not looking very hard are you.
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...
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My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...
What are you trying to read the warning label? I can tell you what it says, "Warning: Installation of Hardwood can cause momentary euphoria. Please don't attempt installing while operating machinery."
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What are you trying to read the warning label? I can tell you what it says, "Warning: Installation of Hardwood can cause momentary euphoria. Please don't attempt installing while operating machinery."
so you are saying it's a wooden strap-on that takes 4 double a's?
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My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...
Is it that hard to read "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"?
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Is it that hard to read "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"?
so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?