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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 09:03:32 AM

Title: Cocks...
Post by: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 09:03:32 AM
I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

Onto football, I can't effing wait to get to Auburn this weekend.  Here's my agenda...

--Heading down on Friday to play golf at the Lake Course at Grand National. 

--Dinner in Auburn that night. 

--Very likely going to hook up with some super hot sophomore sorority girl who is into really short, slightly overweight married guys. :gig:

--Playing the short course at Grand National on Saturday morning and then heading over to tailgate (assuming we can find a spot). 

--Go watch the game. 

I'm hoping my Gamecocks win, but I'm budgeting this game as a loss.  Not sure we can generate enough pressure on Newton and on the flip side of that, I'm not confident that we can protect our own QB.

So my focus will be on enjoying the awesome SEC atmosphere in Auburn. 

So some questions for you guys...

1.  Best place to eat/drink on Friday night in Auburn?  preferably some place with some good local color.  And by local color, I mean vaginas. :vn:

2.  Best bet for a tailgating spot on Saturday?  Are there some big fields we can park in?  How early to get there? 


Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AUChizad on September 21, 2010, 09:08:47 AM
I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.
You love teh cock.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: djsimp on September 21, 2010, 09:11:46 AM
Hey Spurrier, is that you!?
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: No Huddle on September 21, 2010, 09:13:27 AM
You love teh cock.

Why are we thinking alike?
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: MarkChand on September 21, 2010, 09:13:58 AM
You should hit on the waiters at Niffer's, most of them look like they would love the Cocks
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2010, 10:11:25 AM
You should hit on the waiters at Niffer's, most of them look like they would love the Cocks

Order the corn nuggets for appetizers then the waiters will give you their corn nuggets for dessert.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

Wait...he's straight now?!?!?
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: djsimp on September 21, 2010, 10:21:33 AM
Order the corn nuggets for appetizers then the waiters will give you their corn nuggets for dessert.

Toss salads with Buttermilk Ranch.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 10:23:39 AM
Hey wow...glad you got the balls to finally post something.  Cam Newton is gonna eat some cocks for ..wait...thats not right.

I told you Niffers was the place to go.  I'll post a map, cause I know you are retarded. 

and the nickname i gave you was tiny.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 10:28:47 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/niffers.png)
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2010, 10:29:05 AM

and the nickname i gave you was tiny.


I just thought you gave him his nickname like how you call a fat guy "Slim", a bald guy "Curley", or Taylor "Straight"
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: chinook on September 21, 2010, 10:35:23 AM
hey teh cock sucker.

report your...

(http://www.redorbit.com/modules/reflib/article_images/45_6a17708b88ddc327396beecf54260862.jpg)

to jumbo.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 10:36:39 AM

I just thought you gave him his nickname like how you call a fat guy "Slim", a bald guy "Curley", or Taylor "Straight"
Don't be jealous
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 10:46:16 AM
Godfather isn't really gay.  Neither am I.  We both tried it out and hated it.  So we proved for sure that we were straight.

Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2010, 10:46:24 AM
I'm not concerned. He doesn't give face.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 10:48:30 AM
Godfather isn't really gay.  Neither am I.  We both tried it out and hated it.  So we proved for sure that we were straight.
Yeah but I quit after one it took you 32 to figure it out....besides we never touched balls or fell in love.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 21, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Godfather isn't really gay.  Neither am I.  We both tried it out and hated it.  So we proved for sure that we were straight.

Somewhere AWK is weeping. 


Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 10:55:29 AM
Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2010, 10:58:20 AM
Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

I'm in a glass case of emotion.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AUChizad on September 21, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
Anyway, to answer your question:

For a deli sandwich, you gotta do the original Momma Goldberg's.

For pizza, if you're drunk, go to Little Italy downtown. If not, go to Johnny Brusco's.

I love some Cheeburger Cheeburger.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 21, 2010, 11:01:07 AM
Anyway, to answer your question:

No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2010, 11:02:20 AM
No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...


You better check your warn meter.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 11:06:49 AM
No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
Fuck dude...get it right.

Y'all fuck up every damn thread...
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: No Huddle on September 21, 2010, 12:44:36 PM
Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

Did Hungwell say I want to be on you?
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
Did Hungwell say I want to be on you?

I just threw it out there.  Told him if he didn't like it, he could send it right back.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 02:00:40 PM
I just threw it out there.  Told him if he didn't like it, he could send it right back.

Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for he turns away all suitors.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Yoda on September 21, 2010, 10:14:12 PM
I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

Onto football, I can't effing wait to get to Auburn this weekend.  Here's my agenda...

--Heading down on Friday to play golf at the Lake Course at Grand National. 

--Dinner in Auburn that night. 

--Very likely going to hook up with some super hot sophomore sorority girl who is into really short, slightly

 overweight married guys. :gig:

--Playing the short course at Grand National on Saturday morning and then heading over to tailgate (assuming we can find a spot). 

--Go watch the game. 

I'm hoping my Gamecocks win, but I'm budgeting this game as a loss.  Not sure we can generate enough pressure on Newton and on the flip side of that, I'm not confident that we can protect our own QB.

So my focus will be on enjoying the awesome SEC atmosphere in Auburn. 

So some questions for you guys...

1.  Best place to eat/drink on Friday night in Auburn?  preferably some place with some good local color.  And by local color, I mean vaginas. :vn:

2.  Best bet for a tailgating spot on Saturday?  Are there some big fields we can park in?  How early to get there?


Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend.  Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: DnATL on September 21, 2010, 10:36:35 PM

Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend.  Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
beat that shit like it owes you money
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2010, 07:03:25 AM

Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend.  Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.

When Yoda brings da smack world is coming to an end it is.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Thrilla on September 22, 2010, 09:20:37 AM
When Yoda brings da smack world is coming to an end it is.

I see what you did there.

Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2010, 11:55:43 AM
Bars - Supperclub or 17-16.

Food - Cockmeat sandwich provided by Howard.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AUChizad on September 22, 2010, 12:01:08 PM
Bars - Supperclub or 17-16.
Quixote's ain't bad either.

If you're looking for 19 year old sorrostitutes, then I recommend SkyBar. That's the only reason I'd recommend it to anyone.

Go to Supper Club late. Go somewhere else first. They are open all night and doesn't really get live until about 2.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2010, 12:03:07 PM
Quixote's ain't bad either.

If you're looking for 19 year old sorrostitutes, then I recommend SkyBar. That's the only reason I'd recommend it to anyone.

Go to Supper Club late. Go somewhere else first. They are open all night and doesn't really get live until about 2.
Skybar sucks ass.  Unless you are looking for sorrostitutes... If not, don't go, ever.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: MarkChand on September 22, 2010, 12:59:24 PM
Not sure if the local bars will have Cocktane available, you may want to bring your own...

(http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb392/markchand/energy.jpg)
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2010, 01:06:43 PM
2.19/can??????


Fuck me! Get an 8 ball.  it's cheaper and will get you whores.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2010, 01:32:19 PM
Not sure if the local bars will have Cocktane available, you may want to bring your own...

(http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb392/markchand/energy.jpg)

You made me spew Tiger Fuel everywhere.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: djsimp on September 22, 2010, 01:33:44 PM
That poor Cock looks like he has an 8-ball stuck up its ass.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2010, 02:20:35 PM
The Rooster Booster?

Somebody on here needs to have a new nickname...
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
The Rooster Booster?

Somebody on here needs to have a new nickname...
You volunteering? 
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2010, 10:13:53 PM
You volunteering?
You calling me Mommy is enough for me...
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AWK on September 23, 2010, 11:18:19 AM
You calling me Mommy is enough for me...
<3
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:19:20 AM
Only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: JR4AU on September 23, 2010, 12:18:29 PM
Only if the carpet matches the drapes.

I heard it's linoleum, but she's expecting to install hardwood.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
she's expecting to install hardwood.
Sure can't find any of THAT on the X...
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: djsimp on September 24, 2010, 08:41:39 AM
Sure can't find any of THAT on the X...

Your not looking very hard are you.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: JR4AU on September 24, 2010, 10:01:32 AM
Your not looking very hard are you.

Unless I'm mistaken, that's what SHE said.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: AWK on September 24, 2010, 10:05:27 AM
Unless I'm mistaken, that's what SHE said.
Unless she didn't.
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 24, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
Your not looking very hard are you.
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: djsimp on September 24, 2010, 10:31:36 AM
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...

What are you trying to read the warning label? I can tell you what it says, "Warning: Installation of Hardwood can cause momentary euphoria. Please don't attempt installing while operating machinery."
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: chinook on September 24, 2010, 12:56:20 PM
What are you trying to read the warning label? I can tell you what it says, "Warning: Installation of Hardwood can cause momentary euphoria. Please don't attempt installing while operating machinery."


so you are saying it's a wooden strap-on that takes 4 double a's?
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 24, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...

Is it that hard to read "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"?
Title: Re: Cocks...
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Is it that hard to read "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"?
so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?