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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:26:51 AM

Title: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
Clemson fan/analyst's dissection of Malzahn's offense:

http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn (http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn)

It's really long, so I'm not copying it here.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:36:26 AM
Clemson fan/analyst's dissection of Malzahn's offense:

http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn (http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn)

It's really long, so I'm not copying it here.

I can summarize that whole thing....


Whoever punches the other one in da mouf da most & the hardest wins.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
I can summarize that whole thing....


Whoever punches the other one in da mouf da most & the hardest wins.

It's not a tickling match, Tommy.  These lads are out to hurt each other.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:52:56 AM
It's not a tickling match, Tommy.  These lads are out to hurt each other.

You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.


EXCELLENT movie!
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2010, 02:38:58 PM
He does a pretty good job illustrating in that video.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 02:44:25 PM
You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.


Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible mommy part... me.


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EXCELLENT movie!

One of my very favorites.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 02:50:11 PM
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 16, 2010, 02:54:52 PM
One of my very favorites.

I actually know what yall are talking about this time...

And it's on of my favorites too.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 02:58:37 PM
I actually know what yall are talking about this time...

And it's on of my favorites too.

Well strike up the fucking band.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: JR4AU on September 16, 2010, 03:44:55 PM
Clemson fan/analyst's dissection of Malzahn's offense:

http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn (http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn)

It's really long, so I'm not copying it here.

Read that several weeks ago.  Guy knows what he's doing. 
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2010, 04:11:25 PM
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2010, 04:24:50 PM
I actually know what yall are talking about this time...

And it's on of my favorites too.
Well strike up the fucking band.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Title: Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 05:04:39 PM
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Great scene.  Bullet Tooth Tony is a hardass.  He's also great in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  Ritchie fancies his character up a bit in that one, though.