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Title: Happy birthday
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2010, 07:14:28 AM
Happy birthday to Uncle Howard (a damn fine American). Have a good one.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 07:17:37 AM
Thanks fucker(s)
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: AUJarhead on September 16, 2010, 07:28:03 AM
Happy birthday, you fucking salty dog.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2010, 08:11:13 AM
Happy Birthday Meat...

I wanna touch your face.....thrice.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2010, 09:01:02 AM
Happy Happy!
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 09:11:39 AM
Happy 41st you dirty whore
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
Happy BDay SANI!

Celebrate in AU Saturday by getting plastered....well, you were probably gonna do that anyway.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 09:53:10 AM
Quote from: GH2001 on September 16, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
Happy BDay SANI!

Celebrate in AU Saturday by getting plastered....well, you were probably gonna do that anyway.

Negative.  I will be in the place that smells of urine.  aka Athens. 

Gonna see if I can get Hogwally to do a half gainer off some curb and gutter.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:09:15 AM
Have a good one.  Stir the collards.  Kick a bulldog.

And remember: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. 

Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:09:15 AM
Have a good one.  Stir the collards.  Kick a bulldog.

And remember: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Sexy children.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:10:39 AM
Sexy children.

Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this...
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this...
You're scared?.......
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: chinook on September 16, 2010, 10:33:35 AM
x's and o's from the left coast.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
You're scared?.......

That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:43:19 AM
That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.
Tears.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2010, 10:47:31 AM
Happy Birthday fucker!!

May it be filled with fine booze and all the whores you can handle.  just make sure they are legal this time.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 11:24:07 AM
Happy Birthday you old shit.  I have prepared a fine game of midget horseshoes in honor of your Birthday.  Chad's going to drink champagne.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2010, 11:24:07 AM
Happy Birthday you old shit.  I have prepared a fine game of midget horseshoes in honor of your Birthday.  Chad's going to drink champagne.

Hells yeah!
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2010, 04:03:11 PM
Happy birthday, studmuffin.

XOXOOXOXO
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Thrilla on September 16, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2010, 04:03:11 PM
Happy birthday, studmuffin.

XOXOOXOXO

What she said
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Jumbo on September 16, 2010, 10:10:13 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: CCTAU on September 16, 2010, 10:24:03 PM
Quote from: Jumbo on September 16, 2010, 10:10:13 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

Hard to follow that one. Happy Birthday. May you get what Jumbo wants.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: jesus on September 17, 2010, 12:51:13 AM
Happy Bday!

Remember to wash your hands before you touch your eyes.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2010, 02:31:05 AM
Happy Birthday bitch.

I'm in CA this week and completely butchered your South Korea story while telling it to a former Marine who served in the Philippines.  He was still able to appreciate the point I was trying to get across via a gallon of gin.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 07:10:11 AM
Quote from: Ogre on September 17, 2010, 02:31:05 AM
Happy Birthday bitch.

I'm in CA this week and completely butchered your South Korea story while telling it to a former Marine who served in the Philippines.  He was still able to appreciate the point I was trying to get across via a gallon of gin.

I wish I would have known.  You coulda asked him about LBFM's.  (Little Brown Fucking Machines)
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Ranger12 on September 17, 2010, 03:46:22 PM
Happy birthday! What did you get as far as gifts go besides the rim job from Jumbo.
Title: Re: Happy birthday
Post by: Tarheel on September 17, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this...

No, no, no...you've gotten the emphasis all wrong!

"Hey, Jerry, YOU'LL ESPECIALLY appreciate this..."

I'm still offended.

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
You're scared?.......

Yeah, that one was offensive too...


Hate that I'm a day late on this one but Happy Birthday Brother Sani!