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Title: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: chinook on September 14, 2010, 03:34:51 PM
since someone has posted in haley basement center.

therefore...

this sub-forum has been spared gay hijacks, movie quotes, and thread derailments for 4 days. 

this is embarrassing.


Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 03:41:42 PM
since someone has posted in haley basement center.

therefore...

this sub-forum has been spared gay hijacks, movie quotes, and thread derailments for 4 days. 

this is embarrassing.

You're ghey.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2010, 03:43:45 PM
How embarrassing... a house full of condiments and no food.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 03:51:30 PM
 :gig: To buzz's avatar
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 04:01:07 PM
Buzz...to infinity and beyond
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: chinook on September 14, 2010, 06:03:33 PM
teh x...never fails.

thread derailment...check

gay highjack...check

movie quote...check

+1 to snaggle on the movie quote. 

Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 12:40:17 AM
Fuck you.

There's your inappropriate language check-off and possible invocation of the filter (if you are a weenie).
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Jumbo on September 15, 2010, 04:50:40 AM
Buzz...to infinity and beyond
Toy Story????? You can't be serious?
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 09:09:42 AM
Toy Story????? You can't be serious?

Don't hate on me Woody.  You recognized the quote.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2010, 09:43:33 AM
Estoy rodeado de criaturas alienígenas de intenciones desconocidas. ¿¡Quién va ahí? Amigo o enemigo?
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: AWK on September 15, 2010, 10:31:03 AM
Estoy rodeado de criaturas alienígenas de intenciones desconocidas. ¿¡Quién va ahí? Amigo o enemigo?
We don't speak Mexican...This is America, we speak American here.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 10:33:38 AM
We don't speak Mexican...This is America, we speak American here.

Youre the only person Ive ever actually heard say this exact phrase....  :clap:

But if someone does say this, they deserve a slap to the testes satchel just for being dumb.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Saniflush on September 15, 2010, 10:36:24 AM
Youre the only person Ive ever actually heard say this exact phrase....  :clap:

But if someone does say this, they deserve a slap to the testes satchel just for being dumb.

Great. 
Now that's all we will hear AWK say for weeks until he has absolutely no feeling left in his testicles.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Since Snaggle brought it up...I just found some interesting Buzz Lightyear trivia at www.chewiki.com

Trivia

    * He doesn't believe that he is a toy.
    * Once had sex with Woody.
    * He has a twin with a blue belt. This twin was later revealed to be the son of Zurg, Buzz's enemy.       They reconciled and then engaged in a friendly game of frisbee.
    * Does not want a nose ring, nor does he want anyone else to have a nose ring (he believes they are for punks).
    * When aroused, his wings become erect.
    * If you hold down his "reset" button too long, he speaks Spanish.
    * He doesn't fly. He falls.......with style!
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: AWK on September 15, 2010, 11:47:42 AM
Great. 
Now that's all we will hear AWK say for weeks until he has absolutely no feeling left in his testicles.
My balls are a tingeling.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 11:50:32 AM
My balls are a tingeling.

next thing you know, the taint enter the mix
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 15, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
next thing you know, the taint enter the mix

Don't talk about the taint, AWK has already called it for the year.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: AWK on September 15, 2010, 12:24:44 PM
Don't talk about the taint, AWK has already called it for the year.
Fact. Shark Week.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 12:27:51 PM
My balls are a tingeling.

Cure: Yuengeling.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: AWK on September 15, 2010, 01:31:28 PM
Cure: Yuengeling.
I've got a feeleing.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 01:43:05 PM
I've got a feeleing.

Woooo-Hoooo....
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: CCTAU on September 15, 2010, 01:57:53 PM
:gig: To buzz's avatar

Only problem is that it's so small, it could be a pic of the Auburn Middle School cheer team for all we know.

Just saying......
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: chinook on September 15, 2010, 02:18:47 PM
Only problem is that it's so small, it could be a pic of the Auburn Middle School cheer team for all we know.

Just saying......


uhhh no...that would be sani's avatar.  just sayin'.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Saniflush on September 15, 2010, 02:19:23 PM

uhhh no...that would be sani's avatar.  just sayin'.

haters gonna hate.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 02:34:21 PM
Woooo-Hoooo....

The Lil Wayne version of that song is a bazillion times better.

Party at the beach
P-Party at the beach
Party animal, they done let me off the leash
I got my weed from the west
My pills from the east
And two bottles of Goose...that's geese*

Tonight's the night
I'm high as height
I'm young and restless I shines
My guiding light
I'm living right
My health aight
My money good
My girl a dyke

Let's live it up
No dyin down
Let's shoot the bar
I'll buy the rounds
I'll take the shots
I'm bullet proof
Nike, just do it
We, do what it do

I was drinking before I came
When I got here I did the same
I don't like beer I like champagne
So, cheers to Lil Wayne
And if she think she got my number
Just hope my number don't change
Girl, stop playing
I got that pussy on a string.

Kush got my blunt fat as fuck
Weezy F, I'm bad as luck
I'm already at the top
I'm about to pull the ladder up
Flow crazy, I need a counselor
I'm hip hop's announcer
I'm in the gun club
Do you want to meet the bouncer?

Been a beast and still I am
Now I rock and still I jam
Few niggas with me got that white girl like Will.I.Am
Look up bitch ain't no ceilings
See me at the top controlling things
Anybody beef, it's a motherfuckin murder scene.




*note: could be Nice, but I'm not sure in what city Grey Goose originated

Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Jumbo on September 15, 2010, 03:00:49 PM
The Lil Wayne version of that song is a bazillion times better.

Party at the beach
P-Party at the beach
Party animal, they done let me off the leash
I got my weed from the west
My pills from the east
And two bottles of Goose...that's geese*

Tonight's the night
I'm high as height
I'm young and restless I shines
My guiding light
I'm living right
My health aight
My money good
My girl a dyke

Let's live it up
No dyin down
Let's shoot the bar
I'll buy the rounds
I'll take the shots
I'm bullet proof
Nike, just do it
We, do what it do

I was drinking before I came
When I got here I did the same
I don't like beer I like champagne
So, cheers to Lil Wayne
And if she think she got my number
Just hope my number don't change
Girl, stop playing
I got that pussy on a string.

Kush got my blunt fat as fuck
Weezy F, I'm bad as luck
I'm already at the top
I'm about to pull the ladder up
Flow crazy, I need a counselor
I'm hip hop's announcer
I'm in the gun club
Do you want to meet the bouncer?

Been a beast and still I am
Now I rock and still I jam
Few niggas with me got that white girl like Will.I.Am
Look up bitch ain't no ceilings
See me at the top controlling things
Anybody beef, it's a motherfuckin murder scene.




*note: could be Nice, but I'm not sure in what city Grey Goose originated
I roll a joint that's longer than your extentions, I be damn if you get high on me fo' free.
Title: Re: it's been nearly 4 days...
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:12:45 PM
I roll a joint that's longer than your extentions, I be damn if you get high on me fo' free.
Jumbo... I've heard they call you the Songbird of your Generation