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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 12:53:55 PM
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Clemson at Auburn (29). Auburn QB Cameron Newton is the larger, Southern version of Denard Robinson. He ranks sixth nationally in pass efficiency and 16th in rushing, and stopping him will be job one for a Clemson defense that has been shaky so far against weak competition. Dash pick: Auburn 42, Clemson 21.
Sidenote on Cam's size: Was watching the Jets game last night and they flashed up future HOF DE, Jason Taylor's, measurables. 6'6", 250lbs...identical to our current QB.
Think on that a second.
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He is right about their D.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708)
Clemson at Auburn (29). Auburn QB Cameron Newton is the larger, Southern version of Denard Robinson. He ranks sixth nationally in pass efficiency and 16th in rushing, and stopping him will be job one for a Clemson defense that has been shaky so far against weak competition. Dash pick: Auburn 42, Clemson 21.
Sidenote on Cam's size: Was watching the Jets game last night and they flashed up future HOF DE, Jason Taylor's, measurables. 6'6", 250lbs...identical to our current QB.
Think on that a second.
YOU think about it
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YOU think about it
Uh...I did. Hence the post.
Or is there a deeper meaning? Should I study this in my dojo tonight?
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708)
Clemson at Auburn (29). Auburn QB Cameron Newton is the larger, Southern version of Denard Robinson. He ranks sixth nationally in pass efficiency and 16th in rushing, and stopping him will be job one for a Clemson defense that has been shaky so far against weak competition. Dash pick: Auburn 42, Clemson 21.
Sidenote on Cam's size: Was watching the Jets game last night and they flashed up future HOF DE, Jason Taylor's, measurables. 6'6", 250lbs...identical to our current QB.
Think on that a second.
Dye had offensive linemen that weren't that big, and backs not as fast as him.
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This is blasphemy. Best pay homage to the swiftness of their defense.
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Uh...I did. Hence the post.
Or is there a deeper meaning? Should I study this in my dojo tonight?
When you headed this way faggot, I miss your Terry Bowden type face.
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When you headed this way faggot, I miss your Terry Bowden type face.
Wally would give you some face time but Hollywood & West palm don't mix.
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Wally would give you some face time but Hollywood & West palm don't mix.
You tryin to get rid of me?
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You tryin to get rid of me?
just giving you options for instant gratification.
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just giving you options for instant gratification.
I think you are testing me to see if I cheat...I'm not taking the bait.
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I think you are testing me to see if I cheat...I'm not taking the bait.
I want you to get yours.
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I want you to get yours.
I have pictures of you
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I have pictures of you
Who doesn't?
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Who doesn't?
I'm guessing these guys
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When you headed this way faggot, I miss your Terry Bowden type face.
Alas, most of our focus is in central FL and AL these days.
I'll try to schedule something your way soon...I need a Vic & Angelo's fix. And, uh, seeing you would be great and all.
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I'm guessing these guys
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/saniskids.jpg)
I'm surprised, cause their momma love me long time.
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I'm surprised, cause their momma love love me long time.
Late night at the Nippa Hut?
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Late night at the Nippa Hut?
Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.
First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.
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Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.
First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.
That was your first time to see that?
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That was your first time to see that?
Well yea. I led a sheltered life.
Course I had to go back the next night to see if it happened again.
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That was your first time to see that?
Thats an average night at the Snaggletiger home...course its usually Mrs. Snaggle doing the fisting as Snaggle just bends over with a tear in his eye.
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Well yea. I led a sheltered life.
Course I had to go back the next night to see if it happened again.
did it?
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Thats an average night at the Snaggletiger home...course its usually Mrs. Snaggle doing the fisting as Snaggle just bends over with a tear in his eye.
I'm way past the tears. Now, it's all gravy.
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First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.
Ah....you always remember your first.
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did it?
Hells yeah. I know for a fact that it happened for at least the next four nights.
It was science baby.
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Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.
First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.
Oh, man. I had a weekend.
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
I kinda felt bad for the horse!
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Oh, man. I had a weekend.
We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse.
and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse."
And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse
If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
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If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
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I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
You're gay for saying that.
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You're gay for saying that.
Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after fucking brunch!
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Back on topic...
Jason Taylor is freaking HAWT. Like unreal hot. Smokin', even.
And Cam is just a younger version...
Think on THAT... I know I am!
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Back on topic...
Jason Taylor is freaking HAWT. Like unreal hot. Smokin', even.
And Cam is just a younger version...
Think on THAT... I know I am!
Did you get any sleep from your purring?
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Did you get any sleep from your purring?
No, dammit. One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of. Insomnia sucks.
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No, dammit. One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of. Insomnia sucks.
You should diddle yourself more often.
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No, dammit. One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of. Insomnia sucks.
sounds to me that you need to release some "energy".
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No, dammit. One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of. Insomnia sucks.
Market research has shown that flicking bean is a sure stress reliever
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What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"???? You assholes are slipping.
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What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"???? You assholes are slipping.
That is implied.
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What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"???? You assholes are slipping.
So...you haven't noticed the cameras yet. Awesome.
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What are we watching? I'll bring the :popcorn:
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Market research has shown that flicking bean is a sure stress reliever
No need to flick if you go all Clarence Carter.
Or Eddie Grant.
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No need to flick if you go all Clarence Carter.
Or Eddie Grant.
I stroke it to the east. I stroke it to the west. I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.
Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
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That is implied.
I mean seriously, its like she didn't know that already.
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I stroke it to the east. I stroke it to the west. I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.
Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo SHIT! Clarence Carter!
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I stroke it to the east. I stroke it to the west. I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.
Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?
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Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?
I'll need you to define "love" and "car" please.
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I'll need you to define "love" and "car" please.
Love = any exchange of your bodily fluids into a female's mouth
Car = obviously, he's talking about a 1982 DeLorean
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Love = any exchange of your bodily fluids into a female's mouth
Car = obviously, he's talking about a 1982 DeLorean
We were on the same page until you said DeLorean. The correct answer was: a 1984 Ford Ranger Alex.
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We were on the same page until you said DeLorean. The correct answer was: a 1984 Ford Ranger Alex.
What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?
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What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?
In 1984...high class
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What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?
Only the Highest.
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In 1984...high class
In 2010... any typical bama girl
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OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo SHIT! Clarence Carter!
(http://acrylick.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/62228.jpg)
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I'd only have room in a Ford Ranger to get my freak on with myself.
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In 2010... any typical bama girl
...for free, or the most at the price of a bottle of Boones Farm.
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...for free, or the most at the price of a bottle of Boones Farm.
that would be the "high class bammer girl"
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Don't be bustin' on Tickle Pink.
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that would be the "high class bammer girl"
The Country Quencher is for the whipping of chin from the skeet skeet.
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In 2010... any typical bama girl
I knew GF wouldn't let that softball float by.
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Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?
I realize that this was a rhetorical question designed to illicit skeevey comments from the rest of the peanut gallery, but...
I may have parts of my past that upon reflection make me wince, but I can honestly say that no man has ever gotten past second base with me in a car, back seat or otherwise. Somehow that always seemed the height of skankiness to me. My own personal line in the sand, if you will, even at the height of sweaty teenage lust.
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What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?
Oh ye of little faith......back in the early 90's, that was a pussy getter. I didn't say it was good pussy - keep that in mind.
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I knew GF wouldn't let that softball float by.
You struck out the 2 batters before me.
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I realize that this was a rhetorical question designed to illicit skeevey comments from the rest of the peanut gallery, but...
I may have parts of my past that upon reflection make me wince, but I can honestly say that no man has ever gotten past second base with me in a car, back seat or otherwise. Somehow that always seemed the height of skankiness to me. My own personal line in the sand, if you will, even at the height of sweaty teenage lust.
Fuck and I considered you worldly in the ways of teh sex. You haven't experienced anything until you've had a stick shift stuck in your ass.
WEAK sauce Wench. Your stock dropped a bit.
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Fuck and I considered you worldly in the ways of teh sex. You haven't experienced anything until you've had a stick shift stuck in your ass.
WEAK sauce Wench. Your stock dropped a bit.
Yay - a stick up the ass. See what that got Taylor?
I stand defiant in the face of your scorn. I am very proud of the fact that I did not lose my virginity in the front seat of any Piedmonster's pickup truck like the rest of the cheerleader squad.
Not to mention that by the time I got really into fooling around, I had my own apartment - to hell with cars, give me a Serta... Not my fault the rest of you losers were too broke or desperate.
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Yay - a stick up the ass. See what that got Taylor?
I stand defiant in the face of your scorn. I am very proud of the fact that I did not lose my virginity in the front seat of any Piedmonster's pickup truck like the rest of the cheerleader squad.
Not to mention that by the time I got really into fooling around, I had my own apartment - to hell with cars, give me a Serta... Not my fault the rest of you losers were too broke or desperate.
weak
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weak
Indeed.
At 16 anything before 10pm had to be taken care of off the parents' premises. If no friend could come off a spare room or a family condo...it was the car...or the beach. Less sand in the ass in my car.
After 10pm, all was well in my house. Parents safely tucked away upstairs and I could come and go as I pleased. Pun definitely intended.
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Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85. Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.
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Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85. Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.
and by "we" I can assume you mean you and your hand.
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and by "we" I can assume you mean you and your hand.
Look, I'm a big guy. Only so many people can fit in the back of a Nova.
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Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85. Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.
When you said the car was broken down, you really weren't lying. Good job!
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When you said the car was broken down, you really weren't lying. Good job!
It had a bad ass AM radio
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WTF ever. No shame here. NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense. I am worth more - MUCH more - than that.
Besides, by age 16? I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.
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WTF ever. No shame here. NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense. I am worth more - MUCH more - than that.
Besides, by age 16? I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.
That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.
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That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.
If the hangnail fits...
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That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.
It's all about respect
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It's all about respect
And butthole pleasures.
Don't forget those.
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So J...since it certanly takes 2 to dance the tube steak boogie in the back seat, are you implying that all these girls that succumbed to our rapier wit, irresistable charm...and Boone's farm...were skanky whores?
Why ah nevah!
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And butthole pleasures.
Don't forget those.
Nobody doesn't like butthole pleasures
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So J...since it certanly takes 2 to dance the tube steak boogie in the back seat, are you implying that all these girls that succumbed to our rapier wit, irresistable charm...and Boone's farm...were skanky whores?
Why ah nevah!
Actually, you probably did nevah...
No - not all were skanky whores, I am sure, although if they went out with you losers, they definitely had self-esteem issues. Lots of girls I know had sex in cars and went on to be productive members of society. I just elected not to be counted in that group (the sex in cars part, not the productive members of society part). Just a personal choice.
In my tiny little town, you could fart while sitting on your own couch and the phone would ring and someone would ask how you liked the Reuben sandwich you had for lunch. And with my dad being prominent, a big fish in a little pond, I knew that people would waste no time getting "sex in a car" right back to him. And he raised me better than that.
It was all about the respect, yo.
So I waited until Auburn to get my sex on.
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Got my first blowjob in the front seat of my Fiat Spider convertible from a crazy band chick after a football game one night. Did I mention this happened in the parking lot of my local golf course? Oh how I miss high school.
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WTF ever. No shame here. NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense. I am worth more - MUCH more - than that.
Besides, by age 16? I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.
When you say Piedmont, is that Texas or AL?
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When you say Piedmont, is that Texas or AL?
She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama. You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets. Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play. If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel. You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.
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She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama. You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets. Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play. If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel. You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.
The voice of hard earned experience.
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The voice of hard earned experience.
Just a witness to the debauchery that is Ball Play, Alabama. I always tell the victims (who are trying desperately to keep their lower intestines from falling out of their asshole) to drive down to Piedmont where they'll have better cell service. Then I speed away and leave the mess for Calhoun.
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She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama. You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets. Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play. If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel. You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.
Well, I grew up in Oneonta Al which is Southeast of there. Anything North of Cullman is questionable. I can remember playing teams like Piedmont and New Hope. Is Ball Play anywhere close to New Hope?
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Ahhhhh. Memories of Marshall field in a dullie flat bed one ton are conjured up.
And the truck had the same description.
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Well, I grew up in Oneonta Al which is Southeast of there. Anything North of Cullman is questionable. I can remember playing teams like Piedmont and New Hope. Is Ball Play anywhere close to New Hope?
:fu:
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:fu:
If you're from that area then you know what I am talking about; especially the areas where the roads haven't been paved yet and they are considered County roads.
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If you're from that area then you know what I am talking about; especially the areas where the roads haven't been paved yet and they are considered County roads.
New Hope was one of our biggest rivals.
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And butthole pleasures.
Don't forget those.
It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
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New Hope was one of our biggest rivals.
Yeah, I can remember getting rocked in my first game coming up from JV playing New Hope. We were whipping the piss out of NH and the coaches were letting the FR get some playing time. Dude hit me square in the ear hole.
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Yeah, I can remember getting rocked in my first game coming up from JV playing New Hope. We were whipping the piss out of NH and the coaches were letting the FR get some playing time. Dude hit me square in the ear hole.
They were some dirty bastards.
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They were some dirty bastards.
New Hope...the Virginia Tech of North Alabama
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Got my first blowjob in the front seat of my Fiat Spider convertible
Yeah? How'd that taste?
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Yeah? How'd that taste?
:pwnd:
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New Hope...the Virginia Tech of North Alabama
What do you expect from a football team named after the first installment of the Star Wars saga?
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What do you expect from a football team named after the first installment of the Star Wars saga?
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
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Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
Don't roll your eyes at ME, Admiral Jackbar!
yes I know it is a different movie