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Title: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 12:53:55 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708)

Clemson at Auburn (29). Auburn QB Cameron Newton is the larger, Southern version of Denard Robinson. He ranks sixth nationally in pass efficiency and 16th in rushing, and stopping him will be job one for a Clemson defense that has been shaky so far against weak competition. Dash pick: Auburn 42, Clemson 21.

Sidenote on Cam's size:  Was watching the Jets game last night and they flashed up future HOF DE, Jason Taylor's, measurables.  6'6", 250lbs...identical to our current QB.

Think on that a second.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: GH2001 on September 14, 2010, 01:04:12 PM
He is right about their D.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 01:05:16 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708)

Clemson at Auburn (29). Auburn QB Cameron Newton is the larger, Southern version of Denard Robinson. He ranks sixth nationally in pass efficiency and 16th in rushing, and stopping him will be job one for a Clemson defense that has been shaky so far against weak competition. Dash pick: Auburn 42, Clemson 21.

Sidenote on Cam's size:  Was watching the Jets game last night and they flashed up future HOF DE, Jason Taylor's, measurables.  6'6", 250lbs...identical to our current QB.

Think on that a second.
YOU think about it
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 01:11:53 PM
YOU think about it

Uh...I did.  Hence the post.

Or is there a deeper meaning?  Should I study this in my dojo tonight?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: JR4AU on September 14, 2010, 01:13:25 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/...&id=5570708)

Clemson at Auburn (29). Auburn QB Cameron Newton is the larger, Southern version of Denard Robinson. He ranks sixth nationally in pass efficiency and 16th in rushing, and stopping him will be job one for a Clemson defense that has been shaky so far against weak competition. Dash pick: Auburn 42, Clemson 21.

Sidenote on Cam's size:  Was watching the Jets game last night and they flashed up future HOF DE, Jason Taylor's, measurables.  6'6", 250lbs...identical to our current QB.

Think on that a second.

Dye had offensive linemen that weren't that big, and backs not as fast as him. 
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 01:38:20 PM
This is blasphemy.  Best pay homage to the swiftness of their defense.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 01:41:58 PM
Uh...I did.  Hence the post.

Or is there a deeper meaning?  Should I study this in my dojo tonight?
When you headed this way faggot, I miss your Terry Bowden type face.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
When you headed this way faggot, I miss your Terry Bowden type face.

Wally would give you some face time but Hollywood & West palm don't mix.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 01:48:11 PM
Wally would give you some face time but Hollywood & West palm don't mix.
You tryin to get rid of me?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 01:48:36 PM
You tryin to get rid of me?

just giving you options for instant gratification.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 01:50:00 PM
just giving you options for instant gratification.
I think you are testing me to see if I cheat...I'm not taking the bait.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
I think you are testing me to see if I cheat...I'm not taking the bait.

I want you to get yours.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
I want you to get yours.
I have pictures of you
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 01:56:05 PM
I have pictures of you

Who doesn't?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 02:01:16 PM
Who doesn't?

I'm guessing these guys

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/saniskids.jpg)
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 02:06:35 PM
When you headed this way faggot, I miss your Terry Bowden type face.

Alas, most of our focus is in central FL and AL these days.

I'll try to schedule something your way soon...I need a Vic & Angelo's fix.  And, uh, seeing you would be great and all.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 02:13:11 PM
I'm guessing these guys

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/saniskids.jpg)

I'm surprised, cause their momma love me long time.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 02:18:04 PM
I'm surprised, cause their momma love love me long time.

Late night at the Nippa Hut?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 02:20:19 PM
Late night at the Nippa Hut?

Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.

First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 02:22:34 PM
Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.

First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.

That was your first time to see that? 
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 02:24:51 PM
That was your first time to see that?

Well yea.  I led a sheltered life.

Course I had to go back the next night to see if it happened again.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 02:26:10 PM
That was your first time to see that?
Thats an average night at the Snaggletiger home...course its usually Mrs. Snaggle doing the fisting as Snaggle just bends over with a tear in his eye.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 02:26:43 PM
Well yea.  I led a sheltered life.

Course I had to go back the next night to see if it happened again.
did it?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 02:27:12 PM
Thats an average night at the Snaggletiger home...course its usually Mrs. Snaggle doing the fisting as Snaggle just bends over with a tear in his eye.

I'm way past the tears.  Now, it's all gravy.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 02:27:26 PM


First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.

Ah....you always remember your first.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 02:29:14 PM
did it?

Hells yeah.  I know for a fact that it happened for at least the next four nights.

It was science baby.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 02:52:14 PM
Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.

First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.

Oh, man. I had a weekend.

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.

It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 02:54:23 PM
Oh, man. I had a weekend.

We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse.

and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse."

And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse

If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 02:58:07 PM
If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 03:14:15 PM
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

You're gay for saying that.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 03:24:00 PM
You're gay for saying that.
Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after fucking brunch!
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 01:12:07 AM
Back on topic...

Jason Taylor is freaking HAWT.  Like unreal hot.  Smokin', even.

And Cam is just a younger version...

Think on THAT... I know I am!
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 08:52:50 AM
Back on topic...

Jason Taylor is freaking HAWT.  Like unreal hot.  Smokin', even.

And Cam is just a younger version...

Think on THAT... I know I am!

Did you get any sleep from your purring?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 10:06:18 AM
Did you get any sleep from your purring?
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 15, 2010, 10:07:53 AM
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.

You should diddle yourself more often. 
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 10:39:11 AM
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.

sounds to me that you need to release some "energy".
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: themilkmandidit on September 15, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.

  Market research has shown that flicking bean is a sure stress reliever
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 11:27:45 AM
What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"????  You assholes are slipping.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 15, 2010, 11:28:57 AM
What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"????  You assholes are slipping.

That is implied.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2010, 11:52:15 AM
What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"????  You assholes are slipping.

So...you haven't noticed the cameras yet.  Awesome.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 11:52:45 AM
What are we watching?  I'll bring the :popcorn:
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 12:44:04 PM
  Market research has shown that flicking bean is a sure stress reliever
No need to flick if you go all Clarence Carter.

Or Eddie Grant.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
No need to flick if you go all Clarence Carter.

Or Eddie Grant.

I stroke it to the east.  I stroke it to the west.  I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.

Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
That is implied.

I mean seriously, its like she didn't know that already.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: JR4AU on September 15, 2010, 01:35:52 PM
I stroke it to the east.  I stroke it to the west.  I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.

Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo SHIT!  Clarence Carter!
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Jumbo on September 15, 2010, 01:47:47 PM
I stroke it to the east.  I stroke it to the west.  I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.

Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 03:11:09 PM
Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?

I'll need you to define "love" and "car" please.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Token on September 15, 2010, 03:14:45 PM
I'll need you to define "love" and "car" please.

Love = any exchange of your bodily fluids into a female's mouth

Car = obviously, he's talking about a 1982 DeLorean
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Love = any exchange of your bodily fluids into a female's mouth

Car = obviously, he's talking about a 1982 DeLorean

We were on the same page until you said DeLorean. The correct answer was: a 1984 Ford Ranger Alex.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Token on September 15, 2010, 03:37:34 PM
We were on the same page until you said DeLorean. The correct answer was: a 1984 Ford Ranger Alex.

What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?   
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2010, 03:47:07 PM
What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?

In 1984...high class
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 15, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?

Only the Highest.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:03:59 PM
In 1984...high class
In 2010... any typical bama girl
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:07:57 PM
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo SHIT!  Clarence Carter!

(http://acrylick.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/62228.jpg)
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
I'd only have room in a Ford Ranger to get my freak on with myself.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 04:08:37 PM
In 2010... any typical bama girl

...for free, or the most at the price of a bottle of Boones Farm.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: JR4AU on September 15, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
...for free, or the most at the price of a bottle of Boones Farm.

that would be the "high class bammer girl"
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 04:11:24 PM
Don't be bustin' on Tickle Pink.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 04:18:43 PM
that would be the "high class bammer girl"

The Country Quencher is for the whipping of chin from the skeet skeet.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Token on September 15, 2010, 04:21:38 PM
In 2010... any typical bama girl

I knew GF wouldn't let that softball float by.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 04:24:09 PM
Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?
I realize that this was a rhetorical question designed to illicit skeevey comments from the rest of the peanut gallery, but...

I may have parts of my past that upon reflection make me wince, but I can honestly say that no man has ever gotten past second base with me in a car, back seat or otherwise.  Somehow that always seemed the height of skankiness to me.  My own personal line in the sand, if you will, even at the height of sweaty teenage lust.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?

Oh ye of little faith......back in the early 90's, that was a pussy getter. I didn't say it was good pussy - keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:27:24 PM
I knew GF wouldn't let that softball float by.
You struck out the 2 batters before me.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:29:19 PM
I realize that this was a rhetorical question designed to illicit skeevey comments from the rest of the peanut gallery, but...

I may have parts of my past that upon reflection make me wince, but I can honestly say that no man has ever gotten past second base with me in a car, back seat or otherwise.  Somehow that always seemed the height of skankiness to me.  My own personal line in the sand, if you will, even at the height of sweaty teenage lust.
Fuck and I considered you worldly in the ways of teh sex.  You haven't experienced anything until you've had a stick shift stuck in your ass.

WEAK sauce Wench. Your stock dropped a bit.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 04:37:08 PM
Fuck and I considered you worldly in the ways of teh sex.  You haven't experienced anything until you've had a stick shift stuck in your ass.

WEAK sauce Wench. Your stock dropped a bit.
Yay - a stick up the ass.  See what that got Taylor?

I stand defiant in the face of your scorn.  I am very proud of the fact that I did not lose my virginity in the front seat of any Piedmonster's pickup truck like the rest of the cheerleader squad. 

Not to mention that by the time I got really into fooling around, I had my own apartment - to hell with cars, give me a Serta...  Not my fault the rest of you losers were too broke or desperate.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:39:20 PM
Yay - a stick up the ass.  See what that got Taylor?

I stand defiant in the face of your scorn.  I am very proud of the fact that I did not lose my virginity in the front seat of any Piedmonster's pickup truck like the rest of the cheerleader squad. 

Not to mention that by the time I got really into fooling around, I had my own apartment - to hell with cars, give me a Serta...  Not my fault the rest of you losers were too broke or desperate.

weak
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 04:41:41 PM
weak

Indeed.

At 16 anything before 10pm had to be taken care of off the parents' premises.  If no friend could come off a spare room or a family condo...it was the car...or the beach.  Less sand in the ass in my car.

After 10pm, all was well in my house.  Parents safely tucked away upstairs and I could come and go as I pleased.  Pun definitely intended.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 04:47:18 PM
Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85.  Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.   
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:49:46 PM
Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85.  Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.   
and by "we" I can assume you mean you and your hand.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 04:53:59 PM
and by "we" I can assume you mean you and your hand.

Look, I'm a big guy.  Only so many people can fit in the back of a Nova.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUJarhead on September 15, 2010, 05:02:11 PM
Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85.  Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.   

When you said the car was broken down, you really weren't lying.  Good job!
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 05:04:17 PM
When you said the car was broken down, you really weren't lying.  Good job!

It had a bad ass AM radio
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
WTF ever.  No shame here.  NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense.  I am worth more - MUCH more - than that. 

Besides, by age 16?  I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 05:17:00 PM
WTF ever.  No shame here.  NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense.  I am worth more - MUCH more - than that. 

Besides, by age 16?  I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.

That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 05:23:31 PM
That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.
If the hangnail fits...
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 05:23:58 PM
That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.

It's all about respect
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 05:27:31 PM
It's all about respect

And butthole pleasures.

Don't forget those.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 05:27:59 PM
So J...since it certanly takes 2 to dance the tube steak boogie in the back seat, are you implying that all these girls that succumbed to our rapier wit, irresistable charm...and Boone's farm...were skanky whores?

Why ah nevah!
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 05:28:41 PM
And butthole pleasures.

Don't forget those.

Nobody doesn't like butthole pleasures
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 05:38:35 PM
So J...since it certanly takes 2 to dance the tube steak boogie in the back seat, are you implying that all these girls that succumbed to our rapier wit, irresistable charm...and Boone's farm...were skanky whores?

Why ah nevah!

Actually, you probably did nevah...

No - not all were skanky whores, I am sure, although if they went out with you losers, they definitely had self-esteem issues.  Lots of girls I know had sex in cars and went on to be productive members of society.  I just elected not to be counted in that group (the sex in cars part, not the productive members of society part).  Just a personal choice.

In my tiny little town, you could fart while sitting on your own couch and the phone would ring and someone would ask how you liked the Reuben sandwich you had for lunch.  And with my dad being prominent, a big fish in a little pond, I knew that people would waste no time getting "sex in a car" right back to him.  And he raised me better than that. 

It was all about the respect, yo.

So I waited until Auburn to get my sex on.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 15, 2010, 05:51:29 PM
Got my first blowjob in the front seat of my Fiat Spider convertible from a crazy band chick after a football game one night.  Did I mention this happened in the parking lot of my local golf course?  Oh how I miss high school.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
WTF ever.  No shame here.  NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense.  I am worth more - MUCH more - than that. 

Besides, by age 16?  I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.

When you say Piedmont, is that Texas or AL?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Token on September 15, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
When you say Piedmont, is that Texas or AL?

She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama.  You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets.  Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play.  If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel.  You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: JR4AU on September 15, 2010, 08:22:25 PM
She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama.  You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets.  Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play.  If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel.  You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.

The voice of hard earned experience.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Token on September 15, 2010, 08:28:55 PM
The voice of hard earned experience.

Just a witness to the debauchery that is Ball Play, Alabama.  I always tell the victims (who are trying desperately to keep their lower intestines from falling out of their asshole) to drive down to Piedmont where they'll have better cell service.  Then I speed away and leave the mess for Calhoun.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 09:36:53 PM
She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama.  You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets.  Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play.  If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel.  You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.

Well, I grew up in Oneonta Al which is Southeast of there. Anything North of Cullman is questionable. I can remember playing teams like Piedmont and New Hope. Is Ball Play anywhere close to New Hope?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 15, 2010, 09:49:58 PM
Ahhhhh. Memories of Marshall field in a dullie flat bed one ton are conjured up.

And the truck had the same description.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2010, 10:42:19 AM
Well, I grew up in Oneonta Al which is Southeast of there. Anything North of Cullman is questionable. I can remember playing teams like Piedmont and New Hope. Is Ball Play anywhere close to New Hope?

 :fu:
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 11:05:06 AM
:fu:

If you're from that area then you know what I am talking about; especially the areas where the roads haven't been paved yet and they are considered County roads.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2010, 11:08:30 AM
If you're from that area then you know what I am talking about; especially the areas where the roads haven't been paved yet and they are considered County roads.

New Hope was one of our biggest rivals. 
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2010, 11:09:25 AM
And butthole pleasures.

Don't forget those.
It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2010, 11:16:44 AM
New Hope was one of our biggest rivals.

Yeah, I can remember getting rocked in my first game coming up from JV playing New Hope. We were whipping the piss out of NH and the coaches were letting the FR get some playing time. Dude hit me square in the ear hole.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2010, 11:27:19 AM
Yeah, I can remember getting rocked in my first game coming up from JV playing New Hope. We were whipping the piss out of NH and the coaches were letting the FR get some playing time. Dude hit me square in the ear hole.

They were some dirty bastards.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 11:55:20 AM
They were some dirty bastards.

New Hope...the Virginia Tech of North Alabama
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: DnATL on September 17, 2010, 02:02:08 AM
Got my first blowjob in the front seat of my Fiat Spider convertible
Yeah?  How'd that taste?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2010, 08:59:37 AM
Yeah?  How'd that taste?
:pwnd:
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: AUChizad on September 17, 2010, 09:31:06 AM
New Hope...the Virginia Tech of North Alabama
What do you expect from a football team named after the first installment of the Star Wars saga?
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 09:42:55 AM
What do you expect from a football team named after the first installment of the Star Wars saga?

Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
Title: Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
Don't roll your eyes at ME, Admiral Jackbar!

yes I know it is a different movie