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Title: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 09:34:19 AM
http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20100914/ARTICLES/100919719/1136?Title=Gators-wide-receiver-Chris-Rainey-arrested

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Gators' wide receiver Chris Rainey arrested on stalking charge

By Karen Voyles
Staff writer

Published: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 7:30 a.m.
Last Modified: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 7:30 a.m.

A starting football player at the University of Florida was arrested early Tuesday on a charge of aggravated stalking.

Christopher Rainey, 22, of Lakeland, a wide receiver for the Gators, was charged with aggravated stalking of a woman he has been dating on and off for about three years.

Gainesville police said the incident began when the woman fell asleep and missed a call from Rainey.

Officer Jesse Bostick said Rainey went to the woman's home, and she talked to him for about 10 minutes and then told him to leave. According to Bostick, Rainey sent a text to the woman that said: "Time to die." The woman called police after receiving the text.

Bostick said that when he arrived at the woman's home he told the woman to call Rainey so that he could talk to him.

The woman said that when she told Rainey that police wanted to speak to him, Rainey's response was, "Wait and see what happens when they leave."

Rainey was arrested at his apartment a short time later. Bostick said Rainey admitted to sending the text to the woman but denied making the statement about waiting for police to leave. Rainey was booked into the Alachua County jail pending his first appearance in front of a judge.

Rainey, a red shirted junior, has been a starter for the Gators. He sat out the second half of Saturday's game against the University of South Florida with a possible concussion.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
They obviously aren't happy about the Dawgs winning the Fulmer Cup this year in Gainesville.
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Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 09:49:29 AM
Now if Demps would get busted for something, the Gaytors can finish the season 2-10.  Brantley for Heisman!
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Post by: GH2001 on September 14, 2010, 10:27:05 AM
Now if Demps would get busted for something, the Gaytors can finish the season 2-10.  Brantley for Heisman!

ALL SEC according to media days....yeah - fuck them.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 14, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
I just don't get it.

You're a superstar for the Florida Gators.  You're not a fat lineman - you're the super ripped skill guy.  You're in SEC country.  Minutes from the beach.  A short drive to Jacksonville.  A weekend trip to Miami. 

You can bang all the hot girls in the club at the same time.  You probably have access to NFL players who have even hotter girls hanging all over them. 

Your decision?  Stalk some college broad that doesn't want you? 

Why?
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: RWS on September 14, 2010, 06:19:24 PM
I just don't get it.

You're a superstar for the Florida Gators.  You're not a fat lineman - you're the super ripped skill guy.  You're in SEC country.  Minutes from the beach.  A short drive to Jacksonville.  A weekend trip to Miami. 

You can bang all the hot girls in the club at the same time.  You probably have access to NFL players who have even hotter girls hanging all over them. 

Your decision?  Stalk some college broad that doesn't want you? 

Why?
For realz. Just shoot that bitch. She won't be swearing out a warrant on that.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: djsimp on September 14, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
For realz. Just shoot that bitch. She won't be swearing out a warrant on that.

It seems to be one of those situations where someone wanting what they can't have even though they have pretty much everything they want.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 15, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
I thoought this thread was going to be about Inez Sainz

Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: djsimp on September 15, 2010, 06:05:01 PM
I thoought this thread was going to be about Inez Sainz

 :tongue: No need for hot sauce on that chalupa.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 15, 2010, 06:11:26 PM
I would love to harrass her sexually
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Sluggo on September 15, 2010, 06:16:54 PM
(http://sportzmania.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz-8-225x300.jpg)
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 15, 2010, 06:32:52 PM
(http://sportzmania.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz-8-225x300.jpg)

If you dress like this are you not asking for a whislte or 2, or at least a few random footballs thrown your way?
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 15, 2010, 07:20:20 PM
Dear football fans,
  What Rainey meant to text was, "time to dye", instead of what was actually sent. The female recipient's roots were showing through and he was simply commenting that she needed a touch up. His phone has a very aggressive "auto correct" function, and this is the reason for the misunderstanding.

Sincerely,
Corch Myers

P.S. Go gator
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2010, 09:54:45 AM
Clifford Franklin knows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGNfNsnX6g
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 09:56:02 AM
he's wirey.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 01:38:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3IwuC.png)
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2010, 01:42:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YyekF.png)
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Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2010, 04:40:17 PM
According to the Sentinels, it says Chris Rainey is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Florida for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 16, 2010, 05:14:52 PM
For realz. Just shoot that bitch. She won't be swearing out a warrant on that. And tell Urban to get her dad to blame her. That shit has worked before!

Says the bammer...
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 07:20:33 AM
According to the Sentinels, it says Chris Rainey is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Florida for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.

I think that guy's smoking on the field.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2010, 08:42:32 AM
Brent: "Kirk, it looks as though Rainey is already hitting the oxygen and we haven't even had the first play"

Kirk: "No Brent, I think that is a Humidor".
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
I think that guy's smoking on the field.

I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours. What a bloody shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way back in bloody Wales.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 09:28:39 AM
I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours. What a bloody shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way back in bloody Wales.

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 09:33:01 AM
oh le oh le oh le oh le
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 11:24:20 AM
Chicks dig scars
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 11:28:20 AM
Wild yam.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 11:30:06 AM
Winners always want the ball
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 11:34:03 AM
Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: AWK on September 17, 2010, 11:36:48 AM
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2010, 11:39:18 AM
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.

the fact you knew they were quoting that movie should question your ...wait, nevermind.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 11:39:45 AM
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.
Fuck you, why do you hate Ted?

Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 11:40:41 AM
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.

The fact it has Brooke Langton in it makes it ok.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 11:49:03 AM
Thank you Sani.  She was beyond hawt in that film and I always dreamed of having a little yam rubbed in the right places.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2010, 11:59:26 AM
Thank you Sani.  She was beyond hawt in that film and I always dreamed of having a little yam rubbed in the right places.

mashed or whole.

marshmallow cream too?
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 12:02:38 PM
mashed or whole.

marshmallow cream too?

You did see the movie, right?  You do know this woman is the master rubber of teh yams, don't you?
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Post by: AWK on September 17, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
Fuck you, why do you hate Ted?
Bill. S. Preston Esquire, III rules.
Title: Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
You did see the movie, right?  You do know this woman is the master rubber of teh yams, don't you?

never saw it.  bill and ted's excellent adventure told me all i needed to know.   
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 12:59:09 PM
never saw it.  bill and ted's excellent adventure told me all i needed to know.

Oooohh...you don't know what you're missing.  Keanu has definitely progressed as an actor and a.....

Oh what the hell am I saying?  He's the sux!!!  But, this movie is pretty damn funny and not because of him.
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Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 01:06:06 PM
Oooohh...you don't know what you're missing.  Keanu has definitely progressed as an actor and a.....

Oh what the hell am I saying?  He's the sux!!!  But, this movie is pretty damn funny and not because of him.

Worth it for the Carlin candids.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2010, 01:26:34 PM
Worth it for the Carlin candids.

Fact
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Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2010, 01:34:23 PM
Fact
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