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Title: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2010, 12:31:32 PM
No perfect pickers this week, not a single person picked Kansas.  too many of us bought into the Arky State pick as well.  Congrats to wreckingball for an immpressive weekly win of 57 points.  War Eagle is at the top of the yearly contest. 

The most surprising thing this week is that we did not lose a single player from week 1.  Keep it up because you have a shot at the Crown all the way through bowl season.

We have our first problem to put to a vote as well.  While I'm sure that Jr4AU meant to pick Auburn for 5 points, he left both teams listed under the title thus not officially making a pick in the bunus game.  Do we give him his 5 bonus points or not?


Week 2 Results

wreckingball  57
No Huddle  56
War Eagle  55
saniflush  54
Tiger Wench  52
Jumbo  52
Thrilla  52
boartitz  51
barkndog  51
jr4au  51
ssgaufan  50
sluggo  50
djsimp41  50
MarkChand  50
RWS  50
townhallsavoy  50
Yoda  49
prowler  49
Godfather  47
hogwally  46
AUTR  44
AWK  44
GH2001  44
AUChizad  44
AUJarhead  43
snaggletiger  43
Ogre  43
AUTiger1  42
wesfau2  40
Buzz killington  38
cctau  38
Chopper  37
Pell City Tiger  32
Keller  31

Yearly Results

War Eagle  115
Tiger Wench  112
jr4au  109
djsimp41  104
wesfau2  101
Buzz killington  103
wreckingball  102
GH2001  101
hogwally  101
barkndog  101
Yoda  98
sluggo  98
saniflush  97
Thrilla  97
No huddle  96
MarkChand  95
townhallsavoy  94
Jumbo  94
ssgaufan  93
Ogre  93
Pell City Tiger  91
RWS  91
Godfather  90
snaggletiger  90
Chopper  86
Boartitz  85
AUTiger1  83
AUChizad  83
AUTR  82
Keller  82
prowler  81
AUJarhead  80
AWK  78
cctau  75
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 13, 2010, 04:04:27 PM
NICE! Let JR have the points, we know what he was trying to do but only once. He can't help it he is a dumbass.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 04:05:24 PM
Quote
Alabama 10
Ohio State 4
FSU 2
Oregon 9
LSU 8
Georgia Tech 7
South Carolina 1
UL Lafayette 3
Ole Miss 5
Wake Forrest 6

Bonus Game

Auburn vs Miss State 5

Tell me how this works again, or what I am missing?  I lost 9 points of the 55 on FSU and Ga Tech.  Those are the only 2 I missed unless I have a fucked up score.  Do I, or do I not get the bonus game points?
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUJarhead on September 13, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
The bonus game is independent of the other games.  You basically make your choice, and then assign how much you want to wager on it (1-10 points).  It's like Final Jeopardy.  You win/lose based on how much you bet.

And I say let him have his points.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 04:08:03 PM
oh shit....
I AM a fucking dumbass
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 04:09:06 PM
cut and pasted it, then forgot to delete MSU...dayum, and Wes even tried to point it out to me.....fuck me.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: GH2001 on September 13, 2010, 04:09:30 PM
oh shit....
I AM a fucking dumbass

I was about to say......glad you saw it.  :clap:
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2010, 04:10:41 PM
Tell me how this works again, or what I am missing?  I lost 9 points of the 55 on FSU and Ga Tech.  Those are the only 2 I missed unless I have a fucked up score.  Do I, or do I not get the bonus game points?

Here is the problem my friend, How am i supposed to tell if you were picking Auburn or M. State?
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 04:11:42 PM
Here is the problem my friend, How am i supposed to tell if you were picking Auburn or M. State?

See above...it took me this long to see my fuck up.  Do what you think is right... :big:
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: GH2001 on September 13, 2010, 04:13:16 PM
Here is the problem my friend, How am i supposed to tell if you were picking Auburn or M. State?

JR would never pick the 2010 MSU team to beat the 2010 AU team. I just don't see it. Give the man the points.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
JR would never pick the 2010 MSU team to beat the 2010 AU team. I just don't see it. Give the man the points.

I tend to agree, however at times this is a democracy.  I wanted the boeard to make the decision so that I don't look like a dictator.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: GH2001 on September 13, 2010, 04:16:02 PM
I tend to agree, however at times this is a democracy.  I wanted the boeard to make the decision so that I don't look like a dictator.

Well - the fucker does have an attitude on here and may have pissed some people off so.....  :poke:
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2010, 04:17:51 PM
Well - the fucker does have an attitude on here and may have pissed some people off so.....  :poke:

Anyone who actually get's "Pissed" off (Kaos) about someone on a message board needs to re-evaluate their lives.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 13, 2010, 04:20:15 PM
Anyone who actually get's "Pissed" off (Kaos) about someone on a message board needs to re-evaluate their lives.

...or take another drink.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 13, 2010, 04:23:15 PM
It's only 5 points... no way he picks MSU.  But this is his ONE TIME... you know, like deferred adjudication, right, counselor?

Give it to him.  The Wench has spoken.  Make it so.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: GH2001 on September 13, 2010, 04:24:27 PM
Anyone who actually get's "Pissed" off (Kaos) about someone on a message board needs to re-evaluate their lives.

I'm with ya....I'm just picking at ole JR a little bit.

I vote for him getting the 5.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 13, 2010, 04:25:21 PM
Give me his points and call it a day.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: CCTAU on September 13, 2010, 04:27:25 PM
Give me his points and call it a day.

To hell with that. This is a new day. Obomber is in charge and he says the least should get the most. I think I qualify for that.


I gotta quit picking drunk.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 13, 2010, 04:31:48 PM
Mark, I did not see wes in the YTD total...
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
To hell with that. This is a new day. Obomber is in charge and he says the least should get the most. I think I qualify for that.


I gotta quit picking drunk.

Just for the "age of Obomber" thing, I am adding a new prize for he who comes in last place (you know we wouldn't want to hurt anyones feelings).  The last place winner will get a free 40 of Colt 45 complete with it's own paper bag
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 13, 2010, 04:34:07 PM
And a shout out to WE!!! and Wench, the Tek-sass Contingent.  Way to go, dude!

/virtual high five/
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 13, 2010, 04:35:15 PM
Mark, I did not see wes in the YTD total...

Fixed, thanks
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AWK on September 13, 2010, 04:39:55 PM
Just for the "age of Obomber" thing, I am adding a new prize for he who comes in last place (you know we wouldn't want to hurt anyones feelings).  The last place winner will get a free 40 of Colt 45 complete with it's own paper bag
That is awesome.  Now I have something to aim for!
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUJarhead on September 13, 2010, 04:40:11 PM
Just for the "age of Obomber" thing, I am adding a new prize for he who comes in last place (you know we wouldn't want to hurt anyones feelings).  The last place winner will get a free 40 of Colt 45 complete with it's own paper bag

I'd rather go with the Anchorman tradition from the Naval Academy.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 04:53:26 PM
y'all are sweet...will I get in trouble for saying that?
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 13, 2010, 05:12:46 PM
y'all are sweet...will I get in trouble for saying that?

some of teh gays here will love you for it.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 13, 2010, 05:24:38 PM
To hell with that. This is a new day. Obomber is in charge and he says the least should get the most. I think I qualify for that.


I gotta quit picking drunk.

Funny, as bad as you hate lawyers, I figured you wouldn't want him to have the points.


Give the man the points this time, if he fucks up again, he gets minus ten. 
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: GH2001 on September 13, 2010, 05:42:34 PM
Funny, as bad as you hate lawyers, I figured you wouldn't want him to have the points.


Give the man the points this time, if he fucks up again, he gets minus ten.

We just hate Ken Nugent...ole Jr is a pretty good fella....
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 05:52:27 PM
We just hate Ken Nugent...ole Jr is a pretty good fella....

Thanks...ok I've seen you mention him before...who is the Ken Nugent fellow?
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 13, 2010, 06:02:30 PM
Thanks...ok I've seen you mention him before...who is the Ken Nugent fellow?

"One call, thats all".

http://www.attorneykennugent.com/
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: RWS on September 13, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Give JR the points. I think everybody will agree he was picking AU.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: chinook on September 13, 2010, 06:18:20 PM
Give JR the points. I think everybody will agree he was picking AU.

unless he wasn't.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: MarkChand on September 13, 2010, 06:19:45 PM
Give the fella the points!
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 13, 2010, 06:21:41 PM
Give the fella the points!

...the "Barh" said so.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 13, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
I say "no points" simply because I hate unanimous votes (unless it's a death penalty case).
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: The Prowler on September 13, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Oh Yeah Bitches!!!!  "...call it a comeback, 'cause I (never) been (there) before".
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: boartitz on September 13, 2010, 10:08:50 PM
Gimme fiffy and I'll be kool the rez of the term. Injun promise.
It is what it is. No deviation.
That's the kool , legit way.
Birmingham will be back. Unless he is a Massengil ad.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 13, 2010, 10:15:41 PM
Just for the "age of Obomber" thing, I am adding a new prize for he who comes in last place (you know we wouldn't want to hurt anyones feelings).  The last place winner will get a free 40 of Colt 45 complete with it's own paper bag

I like it...No Drunk Left Behind.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 13, 2010, 10:57:51 PM
I like it...No Drunk Left Behind.

We all deserve a chance.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 13, 2010, 11:36:37 PM
The majority has spoken, and I appreciate it.  Now I'd like my fucking points reflected in the standings dammit! :bar:
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: boartitz on September 14, 2010, 12:00:51 AM
They douche shall inherit the earth
Hayzeus Chrisps. < 2000 circa.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUJarhead on September 14, 2010, 07:43:41 AM
"One call, thats all".

http://www.attorneykennugent.com/

This is the kind of lawyer we get in St Louis...

http://brownlawoffice.com/ed.html (http://brownlawoffice.com/ed.html)

(http://brownlawoffice.com/images/ed_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 08:01:47 AM
This is the kind of lawyer we get in St Louis...

http://brownlawoffice.com/ed.html (http://brownlawoffice.com/ed.html)

(http://brownlawoffice.com/images/ed_large.jpg)

WTF?????

Is this guy also a client?


Dan Brown:  "Hey Ed it's gonna be another couple of months before that workers comp claim pays off and we can't afford to keep fronting you advances."

Ed: "How about I handle your criminal and traffic court cases until I get my settlement and my job at Long John Silver's comes through?"
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2010, 08:43:01 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 14, 2010, 08:51:23 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Me hearty, we can grandly share me Grog and me pieces o' eight
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 14, 2010, 09:18:10 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

hahahahahahahahaha...funny shit dude...
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

I'll bet his demand letters read like this:

Dear Allstate Insurance,

My client, your insured, does hereby submit its demand that you SURRENDER THE BOOTY!  Failure to do so within ten (10) days of the date of this letter will result in YOUR SALTY CARCASS GETTING KEEL HAULED!

Please govern yourself accordingly.

Regards,
Pirate Laywer (No Mike Leach)
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/edpirate.jpg)
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: djsimp on September 14, 2010, 10:08:45 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/edpirate.jpg)

HAHAHAHA! Dude that shit is F.U.N.N.Y!
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/edpirate.jpg)

 :clap:
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: chinook on September 14, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/edpirate.jpg)

i hear he represents long john silvers.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
Aaarrgh!!!!
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 14, 2010, 11:57:48 AM
jr4au, your points have been updated.  I also noticed I had a calculated your yearly total wrong.  You now have a total of 109 points for the year (58 and 51) which puts you in 3rd place
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: JR4AU on September 14, 2010, 12:31:42 PM
jr4au, your points have been updated.  I also noticed I had a calculated your yearly total wrong.  You now have a total of 109 points for the year (58 and 51) which puts you in 3rd place

You're the man!
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 12:40:19 PM
jr4au, your points have been updated.  I also noticed I had a calculated your yearly total wrong.  You now have a total of 109 points for the year (58 and 51) which puts you in 3rd place

I vote he doesn't get his points.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
I need more points.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 12:51:19 PM
I need more points.

I would have thought the one formed by your upper cranium area would have been enough?
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: No Huddle on September 14, 2010, 12:54:20 PM
give him the points.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: wesfau2 on September 14, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
I would have thought the one formed by your upper cranium area would have been enough?

Nature hid his shame for a while...then she gave up.

He resorted to artificial means, but the hat was taken from him.

He is a beaten man, must we kick him while he's down?  Yes.  Yes, we must.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Jumbo on September 14, 2010, 01:21:03 PM
I need more points.
I need the wifi's.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: AUJarhead on September 14, 2010, 01:30:29 PM
I need the wifi's.

I don't care.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 01:31:55 PM
Just cause yo head shaped like a bullet don't make you a big shot, Boyeeeeee....
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Jumbo on September 14, 2010, 01:36:52 PM
Just cause yo head shaped like a bullet don't make you a big shot, Boyeeeeee....
You had to be a big shot, did ya'
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 01:41:18 PM
You had to be a big shot, did ya'

So much fun to be around.
Title: Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
Post by: Godfather on September 14, 2010, 01:47:30 PM
You had to be a big shot, did ya'

Dammit I told you we are an 80's Billy Joel Cover Band we don't do that song.