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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Token on September 09, 2010, 08:44:21 AM
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http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.html
"We've had a few staph infections, so we did a clinic yesterday on proper shower technique and soap and using a rag," Dooley said. "We put some new rags in -- y'all think I'm kidding, but I'm serious.
"We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I've ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I'm hoping we show some improvement in that."
I've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred. I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.
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His next task is to teach them to line their helmets up correctly during warmups.
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http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.html
I've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred. I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.
He stepped into a pile of shit. I don't think he will put up with it long enough to start smelling like a rose. If UGA fucks up big time this year, UT may be looking for their 2nd coach in 2 years.
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Are they using soap on a rope?
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:facepalm: <---- Can we get that smiley/emoticon back. I need it especially after reading this line.
so we did a clinic yesterday on proper shower technique and soap and using a rag," Dooley said.
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http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.html
I've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred. I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.
Don't know if he's the guy to get them back to competing against Florida for all the marbles, but I think he's a good guy, and probably a good coach. He won't drag that program through the dirt, and they'll be better off for having him there IMHO.
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No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags. Washcloths are probably better.
Rags. Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!! My grandmothers used to say that.
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No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags. Washcloths are probably better.
Rags. Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!! My grandmothers used to say that.
I say rag. "I need a clean rag for the shower", "She is on the rag"
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No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags. Washcloths are probably better.
Rags. Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!! My grandmothers used to say that.
and "hose pipe".
Fuck a "garden hose".
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and "hose pipe".
Fuck a "garden hose".
Yeah, the same thing we use to drink water out of when we were thirsty and had been outside all day.
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Tomorrows lesson: Lather, rinse, repeat
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Future lessons include learning how to wipe your ass correctly and also brushing your teeth with an actual toothbrush and not your finger.
Maybe Dooley should try giving them a bubble bath.
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Future lessons include learning how to wipe your ass correctly and also brushing your teeth with an actual toothbrush and not your finger.
A crunk grill needs special care.
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His next task is to teach them to line their helmets up correctly during warmups.
It's the blueprint.
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A crunk grill needs special care.
Well in that case, a wire brush and "Mean Green".
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Wiping your ass 101. The first issue is deciding the direction.
Crack to balls...or
Balls to crack?
Class? Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...
Next, fold the tissue over in squares or wadded up?
Class?
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:facepalm: <---- Can we get that smiley/emoticon back. I need it especially after reading this line.
as you wish
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Wiping your ass 101. The first issue is deciding the direction.
Crack to balls...or
Balls to crack?
Class? Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...
Next, fold the tissue over in squares or wadded up?
Class?
You never go ass to mouth
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Crack to balls...or
Balls to crack?
Class? Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...
I know, I know...It is balls to crack. This way there is no need to move your balls out of the way and also you do not risk getting piss dripped on your arm.
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Sometimes you go ass to mouth.
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You never go ass to mouth
This is an instant mood killer.
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I know, I know...It is balls to crack. This way there is no need to move your balls out of the way and also you do not risk getting piss dripped on your arm.
Wrong. You simply drape your johnson over your left thigh so it points down towards the floor, thereby eliminating the danger of pissing your arm.
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Dooley is a clean cut guy... like Shula was.
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Dooley is a clean cut guy... like Shula was.
The comparison is not even remotely close. Have you seen the guy speak? I would take Dooley 15 times out of 15 over Shula.
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The comparison is not even remotely close. Have you seen the guy speak? I would take Dooley 15 times out of 15 over Shula.
Shula did have one redeeming quality.
his wife
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Shula did have one redeeming quality.
his wife
He has a point there. This is where Shula and Kiffin are strangely similar.
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You never go ass to mouth
Appreciate it!