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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Sluggo on August 27, 2010, 06:09:04 PM

Title: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Sluggo on August 27, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Ogre on August 27, 2010, 06:28:49 PM
It's for anyone and there is no entry fee - unless AUTailgatingRules wins, then you have to send him a bottle of his favorite liquor.  Oh, and you have to send him a photocopy of your drivers license and social security card, your last two bank statements, and a certified birth certificate.

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 27, 2010, 07:17:00 PM
Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!
It depends. Fill out the questionaire and we'll let you know.

1) Sex:
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size:
3) Favorite colors:
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on ______ board"?
6) Does KISS suck?
7) Gene Chizik is a damn ______ coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer _______.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?
10) I buy my gameday attire at _________.

Good luck. 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 27, 2010, 10:09:41 PM
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?

DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:sad: :s&m:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 27, 2010, 10:42:01 PM
DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:sad: :s&m:
It was a trick question - a test, if you will.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: No Huddle on August 27, 2010, 11:36:42 PM
This contest is even open to Alabama fans or should I say  :bamahomer:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 27, 2010, 11:44:32 PM
DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:sad: :s&m:

African or European?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 27, 2010, 11:57:12 PM
African or European?
It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: The Prowler on August 28, 2010, 10:37:00 AM
Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!
You also have to provide your dog, cat, donkey, rabbit, whatever to Jumbo...he'll take care of the rest.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: boartitz on August 28, 2010, 08:00:51 PM
It was a trick question - a test, if you will.
You leave no tern unstoned.



























Paraphrasing the Electric Fetus logo from the 60s.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Sluggo on August 29, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
1) Sex:  only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup :tits:
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 12:15:40 PM
1) Sex:  only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup :tits:
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night
You will fit in well here
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2010, 12:21:02 PM
You will fit in well here

Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: AUJarhead on August 30, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.

That fucking language fucking offends me, too.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
I saw that idiot's post...  What the fuck?  WHAT agreement? 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2010, 12:28:51 PM
Bunch of jabberjaw'd bitches. The whole lot of you.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 12:45:51 PM
When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it. 

I'm thinking something like.  If you are a pussy, don't join this site.

Legal team?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 12:46:56 PM
I'd say "If you are looking for an AUFamily atmosphere, this ain't it."
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2010, 12:51:29 PM
When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it. 

I'm thinking something like.  If you are a pussy, don't join this site.

Legal team?

If you are a pussy, don't join this site. 

Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you.  I like it.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 12:55:35 PM
If you are a pussy, don't join this site. 

Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you.  I like it.


What if the judge is a Gloria Steinem type?  Is the term pussy really enough of a clarification?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: JR4AU on August 30, 2010, 01:01:10 PM
16) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor


It's either Blowmeham, or he's been lurking a while! 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 01:01:32 PM

What if the judge is a Gloria Steinem type?  Is the term pussy really enough of a clarification?

If you are a pussy or a douchebag, don't join this site.

That would eliminate the ambiguity.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 01:03:08 PM
If you are a pussy or a douchebag, don't join this site.

That would eliminate the ambiguity.

I like the way you think.  I'll be keeping my eye on you.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 01:05:59 PM
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Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 01:08:01 PM
I like the way you think.  I'll be keeping my eye on you.
I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 01:09:01 PM
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 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 01:14:32 PM
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How about that??
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 01:15:45 PM
I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.


I am flagging you 15 yards for improper movie transition.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 01:20:44 PM

I am flagging you 15 yards for improper movie transition.
More like a pick 6.  OBWAT has been done to death. 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 01:23:08 PM
More like a pick 6.  OBWAT has been done to death.

I am flagging you another 15 for flagrantly still missing the movie it is from.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Jumbo on August 30, 2010, 01:36:37 PM
I am flagging you another 15 for flagrantly still missing the movie it is from.
"I'll have to get back to you, I've got a guy on the other line about some white-walls."
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 02:02:11 PM
I had no choice. She bet me fifty dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 02:03:36 PM
Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = fail


It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 02:05:05 PM
Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = pass


It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Wrong bucko I was working off of Jumbo...I didnt even read your quote.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 02:10:10 PM
Now I did and your flagged -25 yards for a misquote.

It's... I'm gonna be watching you

and How would you characterize "The Great Gatsby"?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 02:15:07 PM
Now I did and your flagged -25 yards for a misquote.

It's... I'm gonna be watching you

and How would you characterize "The Great Gatsby"?


You will just have to be like Alabama fans and whine about a blown call cause it's over and done with.

I got bigger problems..... I think Lou broke his trigger finger.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2010, 02:20:42 PM

You will just have to be like Alabama fans and whine about a blown call cause it's over and done with.

I got bigger problems..... I think Lou broke his trigger finger.

You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 02:25:41 PM
You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.

You cheating bitch.


Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Sluggo on August 30, 2010, 02:48:23 PM
It's either Blowmeham, or he's been lurking a while!
No lurker here, checked the site out for the first time a few days ago....was told about it by a coworker...bz770 I think is his username.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 02:52:34 PM
Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = fail


It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Red flag for challenge:  Dude, that was not a viable quote - I googled it and IMDB'd it and NOTHING popped up.  And now I see why - you misquoted it.  So you are DQ'd for starting a player that had hookers and blow paid for by an agent in the offseason.

The ruling on the field is overturned. 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 02:53:36 PM
You cheating bitch.


Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2010, 03:13:31 PM
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

Best line in the movie.

I also love the following exchange:

Chaz: Ooooooooh, I got a cramp.

Jason: It's probably menstrual.

Chaz: Screeeew you, Mellon!

Classic 80's cheeze.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: AWK on August 30, 2010, 03:19:16 PM
No lurker here, checked the site out for the first time a few days ago....was told about it by a coworker...bz770 I think is his username.
Stick around, you will have a blast.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2010, 03:20:25 PM
Red flag for challenge:  Dude, that was not a viable quote - I googled it and IMDB'd it and NOTHING popped up.  And now I see why - you misquoted it.  So you are DQ'd for starting a player that had hookers and blow paid for by an agent in the offseason.

The ruling on the field is overturned.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

In a future reality I shall destroy you!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown?
Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2010, 03:06:39 AM
Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = fail


It's like I don't even know you people any more.
I was quoting the quote from Wench's post, it unquotingbelievable.