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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Sluggo on August 27, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
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Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee? By the way cool site guys!
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It's for anyone and there is no entry fee - unless AUTailgatingRules wins, then you have to send him a bottle of his favorite liquor. Oh, and you have to send him a photocopy of your drivers license and social security card, your last two bank statements, and a certified birth certificate.
Enjoy!
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Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee? By the way cool site guys!
It depends. Fill out the questionaire and we'll let you know.
1) Sex:
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size:
3) Favorite colors:
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on ______ board"?
6) Does KISS suck?
7) Gene Chizik is a damn ______ coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer _______.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?
10) I buy my gameday attire at _________.
Good luck.
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9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?
DUDE. You break my heart. I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:sad: :s&m:
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DUDE. You break my heart. I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:sad: :s&m:
It was a trick question - a test, if you will.
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This contest is even open to Alabama fans or should I say :bamahomer:
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DUDE. You break my heart. I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:sad: :s&m:
African or European?
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African or European?
It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee? By the way cool site guys!
You also have to provide your dog, cat, donkey, rabbit, whatever to Jumbo...he'll take care of the rest.
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It was a trick question - a test, if you will.
You leave no tern unstoned.
Paraphrasing the Electric Fetus logo from the 60s.
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1) Sex: only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup :tits:
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night
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1) Sex: only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup :tits:
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night
You will fit in well here
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You will fit in well here
Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.
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Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.
That fucking language fucking offends me, too.
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I saw that idiot's post... What the fuck? WHAT agreement?
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Bunch of jabberjaw'd bitches. The whole lot of you.
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When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it.
I'm thinking something like. If you are a pussy, don't join this site.
Legal team?
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I'd say "If you are looking for an AUFamily atmosphere, this ain't it."
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When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it.
I'm thinking something like. If you are a pussy, don't join this site.
Legal team?
If you are a pussy, don't join this site.
Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you. I like it.
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If you are a pussy, don't join this site.
Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you. I like it.
What if the judge is a Gloria Steinem type? Is the term pussy really enough of a clarification?
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16) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
It's either Blowmeham, or he's been lurking a while!
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What if the judge is a Gloria Steinem type? Is the term pussy really enough of a clarification?
If you are a pussy or a douchebag, don't join this site.
That would eliminate the ambiguity.
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If you are a pussy or a douchebag, don't join this site.
That would eliminate the ambiguity.
I like the way you think. I'll be keeping my eye on you.
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I like the way you think. I'll be keeping my eye on you.
I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.
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How about that??
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I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.
I am flagging you 15 yards for improper movie transition.
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I am flagging you 15 yards for improper movie transition.
More like a pick 6. OBWAT has been done to death.
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More like a pick 6. OBWAT has been done to death.
I am flagging you another 15 for flagrantly still missing the movie it is from.
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I am flagging you another 15 for flagrantly still missing the movie it is from.
"I'll have to get back to you, I've got a guy on the other line about some white-walls."
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I had no choice. She bet me fifty dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor.
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Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = fail
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
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Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = pass
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Wrong bucko I was working off of Jumbo...I didnt even read your quote.
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Now I did and your flagged -25 yards for a misquote.
It's... I'm gonna be watching you
and How would you characterize "The Great Gatsby"?
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Now I did and your flagged -25 yards for a misquote.
It's... I'm gonna be watching you
and How would you characterize "The Great Gatsby"?
You will just have to be like Alabama fans and whine about a blown call cause it's over and done with.
I got bigger problems..... I think Lou broke his trigger finger.
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You will just have to be like Alabama fans and whine about a blown call cause it's over and done with.
I got bigger problems..... I think Lou broke his trigger finger.
You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.
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You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.
You cheating bitch.
Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
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It's either Blowmeham, or he's been lurking a while!
No lurker here, checked the site out for the first time a few days ago....was told about it by a coworker...bz770 I think is his username.
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Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = fail
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Red flag for challenge: Dude, that was not a viable quote - I googled it and IMDB'd it and NOTHING popped up. And now I see why - you misquoted it. So you are DQ'd for starting a player that had hookers and blow paid for by an agent in the offseason.
The ruling on the field is overturned.
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You cheating bitch.
Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
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Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
Best line in the movie.
I also love the following exchange:
Chaz: Ooooooooh, I got a cramp.
Jason: It's probably menstrual.
Chaz: Screeeew you, Mellon!
Classic 80's cheeze.
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No lurker here, checked the site out for the first time a few days ago....was told about it by a coworker...bz770 I think is his username.
Stick around, you will have a blast.
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Red flag for challenge: Dude, that was not a viable quote - I googled it and IMDB'd it and NOTHING popped up. And now I see why - you misquoted it. So you are DQ'd for starting a player that had hookers and blow paid for by an agent in the offseason.
The ruling on the field is overturned.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.
In a future reality I shall destroy you!
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Wench = fail
Jumbo = fail
Godfather = fail
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
I was quoting the quote from Wench's post, it unquotingbelievable.