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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 06, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
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to look as tall, if not taller than Chizik. How FUCKING GAY can you FUCKING GET! :bugs:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4094/4865725261_9cab7f7d1f_z.jpg)
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to look as tall, if not taller than Chizik. How FUCKING GAY can you FUCKING GET! :bugs:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4094/4865725261_9cab7f7d1f_z.jpg)
There's no media bias.....Conspiracy Theories....Black Helicopters....Whatever else the bammers want to make up to cover up. Right RWS?
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to look as tall, if not taller than Chizik. How FUCKING GAY can you FUCKING GET! :bugs:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4094/4865725261_9cab7f7d1f_z.jpg)
Well if you look at the guy in the background, you can tell the guy needs a V8.
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Well if you look at the guy in the background, you can tell the guy needs a V8.
Not only that, take a look at the bammer player to the left side of the picture and the bammer coach in the distance....that's about a 20-25 degree angle.
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I love this site.
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HOLY SHIT! Chizik is 2 inches taller than Saban! I was just looking at the al.com photo gallery from the 2009 Iron Bowl, and they have alot of slanted pics as well. Some of them action shots, etc. Not sure if that is a matter of photoshopping, the camera being held weird, the field being built up and slanting down after the sidelines, or what.
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HOLY SHIT! Chizik is 2 inches taller than Saban! I was just looking at the al.com photo gallery from the 2009 Iron Bowl, and they have alot of slanted pics as well. Some of them action shots, etc. Not sure if that is a matter of photoshopping, the camera being held weird, the field being built up and slanting down after the sidelines, or what.
Well. I'm sure if we give you just a little time, you'll come up with a perfectly good and logical explaination of how and why this happens.
Maybe they were just performing a remake of the Michael Jackson video "Smooth Criminal"?
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Well. I'm sure if we give you just a little time, you'll come up with a perfectly good and logical explaination of how and why this happens.
Maybe they were just performing a remake of the Michael Jackson video "Smooth Criminal"?
(http://www.itsnicethat.com/images/382.jpg)
Very possible. Likely, in fact.
Fuck if I know. But apparently it happens. Go look at some of the full size pics on Auburn's AL.com page. Look at the video here:
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/video_auburn_practice_from_day.html
Some of that seems slanted as well to an extent. I mean, in the "Reality" pic, it looks like Saban is looking at Chizik's chin, and Chizik is looking at the top of Saban's head, but whatever. Godfather can probably give us a good answer on it.
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Fuck if I know. But apparently it happens. Go look at some of the full size pics on Auburn's AL.com page. Look at the video here:
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/video_auburn_practice_from_day.html
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Some of that seems slanted as well to an extent. I mean, in the "Reality" pic, it looks like Saban is looking at Chizik's chin, and Chizik is looking at the top of Saban's head, but whatever.
So, Chizik can see the roots of the dye job? I'll bet that's why the pics are slanted.
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So, Chizik can see the roots of the dye job? I'll bet that's why the pics are slanted.
Of course. He's got a solid 2 inches on Saban. But then again, I'm pretty sure some of the guys on here have been told 2 inches is a pretty big deal.
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Of course. He's got a solid 2 inches on Saban. But then again, I'm pretty sure some of the guys on here have been told 2 inches is a pretty big deal.
That's what my wife tells....um, I mean, yeah. Some guys on here agree.
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Some of that seems slanted as well to an extent. I mean, in the "Reality" pic, it looks like Saban is looking at Chizik's chin, and Chizik is looking at the top of Saban's head, but whatever. Godfather can probably give us a good answer on it.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/Chizik-Saban.jpg)
Wrong. If anything it looks like Saban's looking down and Chizik's looking up in the doctored pic, only because they rotated Saban forward.
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That's what my wife tells....um, I mean, yeah. Some guys on here agree.
Don't worry, even something only 2 inches is bound to fuck something up if it's traveling 90 MPH.
Right?
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(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/coates-0808jpg-d3c4dd69bcc8a399_large.jpg)
Obvious Photoshopping by an AU beat writer.
(http://media.al.com/keepingscore/photo/-41f8726220b815e7.jpg)
Oh, looks like the crowd is slanting. Photoshopped.
http://tribeca.vidavee.com/advance/doc/75162C630666BC37422B44354DD525C8?AF_deliveryChannel=play
This video was obviously Photoshopped to slant the field.
(http://media.al.com/solomon/photo/texas-vs-ohio-statejpg-98cca150bfc7b868_medium.jpg)
This picture was obviously Photoshopped so it wouldn't look like #80 was getting punked so badly.
(http://media.al.com/solomon/photo/mike-davis-0209jpg-61d3fda4bc0c9cfa_medium.jpg)
This picture was Photoshopped to slant the court to show how pissed off Mike Davis is.
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(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/coates-0808jpg-d3c4dd69bcc8a399_large.jpg)
Obvious Photoshopping by an AU beat writer.
(http://media.al.com/keepingscore/photo/-41f8726220b815e7.jpg)
Oh, looks like the crowd is slanting. Photoshopped.
http://tribeca.vidavee.com/advance/doc/75162C630666BC37422B44354DD525C8?AF_deliveryChannel=play
This video was obviously Photoshopped to slant the field.
(http://media.al.com/solomon/photo/texas-vs-ohio-statejpg-98cca150bfc7b868_medium.jpg)
This picture was obviously Photoshopped so it wouldn't look like #80 was getting punked so badly.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103454
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That has to be the weakest, most feeble attempt at a defense of something so stupid. Holy shit. If there was a doubt that you are hopeless hopeless :bamahomer: ... That might have done it.
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That has to be the weakest, most feeble attempt at a defense of something so stupid. Holy shit. If there was a doubt that you are hopeless hopeless :bamahomer: ... That might have done it.
Please to be explaining why the stadium is tilted in the first pic. And how the field is slanted in that video, and the pic of the UT and OSU players. And how the basketball court is slanted. Photoshopped?
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Please to be explaining why the stadium is tilted in the first pic. And how the field is slanted in that video, and the pic of the UT and OSU players. And how the basketball court is slanted. Photoshopped?
Was Saban standing in all of those pics too?
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RWS, do you have some problem believing that the media fixes these pics? Or do you believe Saban is taller than advertised, or that Chizik is shorter? Or do you NOT have a problem with the fact that they do "shop" these pictures? Seriously, which is it?
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RWS, do you have some problem believing that the media fixes these pics? Or do you believe Saban is taller than advertised, or that Chizik is shorter? Or do you NOT have a problem with the fact that they do "shop" these pictures? Seriously, which is it?
I do think the picture looks odd. Personally, it doesn't make a shit to me who is taller. We all know CTT was taller than Saban. Alot of coaches are. None of them won a NC last year. So, I tend to think it really doesn't matter. Do you think all of those photos and videos I posted are Photoshopped?
I personally don't care if the media routinely fixes pics. I know Chizik is like 2 inches taller than Saban. You know it. We all know Saban is a short fuck. It doesn't matter to me. Is there a conspiracy in the stadium behind the recruit being tilted? In the court in the Mike Davis pic being tilted? I don't know. Don't really care.
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I do think the picture looks odd. Personally, it doesn't make a shit to me who is taller. We all know CTT was taller than Saban. Alot of coaches are. None of them won a NC last year. So, I tend to think it really doesn't matter. Do you think all of those photos and videos I posted are Photoshopped?
I personally don't care if the media routinely fixes pics. I know Chizik is like 2 inches taller than Saban. You know it. We all know Saban is a short fuck. It doesn't matter to me. Is there a conspiracy in the stadium behind the recruit being tilted? In the court in the Mike Davis pic being tilted? I don't know. Don't really care.
Would you have a problem at all if your coach had a mandate out to the media to never, ever show him in any unflattering (defined by him) photos? Including photoshopping any that make him look "short" or shorter than coaches he competes against. Please don't answer with the pat: "he won a National Championship" dribble. Unless of course that is the ONLY thing you care about.
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I do think the picture looks odd. Personally, it doesn't make a shit to me who is taller. We all know CTT was taller than Saban. Alot of coaches are. None of them won a NC last year. So, I tend to think it really doesn't matter. Do you think all of those photos and videos I posted are Photoshopped?
I personally don't care if the media routinely fixes pics. I know Chizik is like 2 inches taller than Saban. You know it. We all know Saban is a short fuck. It doesn't matter to me. Is there a conspiracy in the stadium behind the recruit being tilted? In the court in the Mike Davis pic being tilted? I don't know. Don't really care.
Here's why you're an idiot.
Nothing you posted, besides that picture of Sammie Coates, looks slanted at all. Not even a little bit.
The picture of Coates was clearly shot at an angle. You may say "Well so was the one of Chizik and Saban". Even if so, it's constantly referenced by bammers (yourself included) as evidence that Chizik is in fact slightly shorter than Saban. Furthermore, the undoctored photo placed right next to it is further evidence that this was not a coincidental odd angle. The picture clearly tampered with as evidenced by the original.
Spelling it out for you like that really takes the fun out, but shit someone has to put an end to your moronic ramblings...
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http://djrebel.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/fyi-yes-it-really-happened/
FYI: Yes, it really happened
By djrebel
From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.
It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.
Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.
Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn
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http://djrebel.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/fyi-yes-it-really-happened/
FYI: Yes, it really happened
By djrebel
From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.
It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.
Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.
Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn
P.S. Something's wrong with the quote function, apparently, and I can't post the whole thing...
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quote function 2, AUChizad 0
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It's not me, apparently appostrophe's blow the whole thing up?
Trying again:
FYI: Yes, it really happened
By djrebel
From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.
It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.
Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.
Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn
t want to be seen as so much shorter than Tuberville in Alabama supermarkets.
Coke decided to make all coaches the same size in the cut-outs. No word as to why it was decided that Tuberville and Nutt would be shorter. Why not just make Saban taller?
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Quote function is up 4-0 and going for the skunk!
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Quote function is up 4-0 and going for the skunk!
I hate the new layout now.
The quote function is now a juggernaut that cannot be defeated.
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There is no way to be sure without some others to compare against.
These should help.
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It's not me, apparently appostrophe's blow the whole thing up?
Trying again:
looking into
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Here's why you're an idiot.
Nothing you posted, besides that picture of Sammie Coates, looks slanted at all. Not even a little bit.
The picture of Coates was clearly shot at an angle. You may say "Well so was the one of Chizik and Saban". Even if so, it's constantly referenced by bammers (yourself included) as evidence that Chizik is in fact slightly shorter than Saban. Furthermore, the undoctored photo placed right next to it is further evidence that this was not a coincidental odd angle. The picture clearly tampered with as evidenced by the original.
Spelling it out for you like that really takes the fun out, but shit someone has to put an end to your moronic ramblings...
Please show me where I have ever said Chizik was shorter. If anything, I have always said they were close to even. In this thread I've said Chizik is probably 2 inches taller. I'll be waiting on that. And show me where I've ever cared about either of their height, except for pointing out they are nearly the same height when Prowler goes off on one of his short man kicks.
This is why you are an idiot. If any Alabama fans think it matters who is taller, they are idiots as well. Enjoy the company you keep. If somebody really cares that much who is taller, then it sounds like that person has a problem.
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If somebody really cares that much who is taller, then it sounds like that person has a problem.
So, you're saying Saban has a problem?
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Well now, JR... Chizad... RWS doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit. Said so himself. However, he WILL be defending Saban till you all draw your last breath if you let him. You know.... because he doesn't care and all.
It's fucking shopped. It's fucking stupid. Saban is an EPIC ASSCLOWN!!! End. Of. Story.
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So, you're saying Saban has a problem?
Wait. Let me go get myself a Wordpress blog, then say that Ole Miss blogger is full of shit. Then I will be just as legit as him!
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Well now, JR... Chizad... RWS doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit. Said so himself. However, he WILL be defending Saban till you all draw your last breath if you let him. You know.... because he doesn't care and all.
It's fucking shopped. It's fucking stupid. Saban is an EPIC ASSCLOWN!!! End. Of. Story.
If it is, then great. If it isn't, great. The only people that seem to care are you guys. I couldn't care less if they made it where Chizik was 10 ft taller than Saban. He's short. You guys don't like him. We get it. Ok. Wow. Chizik is short too. Shit, so am I. Who cares?
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Shit, so am I. Who cares?
and the truth is revealed...
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I think were actually confusing RWS with Vaginaham. He was the one always posting pictures on a weekly basis of Chizik and Saban looking eye to eye.
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and the truth is revealed...
While 5'9" isn't horribly short I don't think, it's still short. My dad is 6'2", so I obviously missed out on those genes.
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While 5'9" isn't horribly short I don't think, it's still short. My dad is 6'2", so I obviously missed out on those genes.
Same here. Dad 6'2", brother 6'4"...me 5'8".
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Not me. I got all da' goot genes. 6'4" but I'm 6'8" if my afro is teased.
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Oh, come on, you guys. Let RWS be...
It's not like he has anything really important to do, like answering 9-1-1-cal...
Oh, wait...
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Oh, come on, you guys. Let RWS be...
It's not like he has anything really important to do, like answering 9-1-1-cal...
Oh, wait...
C'mon Wench. That's not fair....
The majority of those will not come in until right after the first Alabama loss.
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Read a blurb in the paper this morning saying BDS will remain open all season for people to just walk in and look around. RWS, on your next day off......
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C'mon Wench. That's not fair....
The majority of those will not come in until right after the first Alabama loss.
And that shit really does happen, too.
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Read a blurb in the paper this morning saying BDS will remain open all season for people to just walk in and look around. RWS, on your next day off......
Oh, I've been there before. Been inside the stadium, etc.
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And that shit really does happen, too.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/negrodamus9081d8coc4.jpg)
I'm sensing a lot of stairway accidents.
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Oh, I've been there before. Been inside the stadium, etc.
But not to see a game? Ever?
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But not to see a game? Ever?
Never. Never ever.
I was thinking about going up there sometime this season to see one, but not really sure if I'm going to go.
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Never. Never ever.
I was thinking about going up there sometime this season to see one, but not really sure if I'm going to go.
I don't know where you live but here's a west coast copy.
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc81/adairwareagle/utfootballstadium.jpg)
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I don't know where you live but here's a west coast copy.
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc81/adairwareagle/utfootballstadium.jpg)
Only Clint Eastwood has escaped.
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Only Clint Eastwood has escaped.
He didn't escape. They didn't want him.
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Only Clint Eastwood has escaped.
Wrong, moron.
Sean Connery did it too. And in a hotter manner. Do not dis Sean. He will go all 007 on your ass.
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Wrong, moron.
Sean Connery did it too. And in a hotter manner. Do not dis Sean. He will go all 007 on your ass.
I stand corrected. I forgot about Connery.
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He couldn't have done it without Nicolas Cage's help.
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He couldn't have done it without Nicolas Cage's help.
:cage:
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:cage:
A guy jams a 6" needle in his own heart filled with antedote. He does it for our country...for you.. while F18's speed toward the island to blow him up. And where was Sean?
You have no respect for your country and your taste in movies...well, it leaves something to be desired.
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He couldn't have done it without Nicolas Cage's help.
Actually, he did it the first time without Nicholas Cage's help... that's why Cage got him out of jail and brought him back to help deal with Ed Harris and the bad guys...
And any Sean Connery movie is worth watching. I'd watch him read the phone book if he was wearing a tux.
And I kind of wish Cage would stab himself in the heart for realz... he is a crazy motherfucker.
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Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?
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Carla was the prom queen.
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Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
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Found this:
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kkwjdnlrdw--Losers-always-whine-about-their-bestSean-Connery-The-Rock-movie-John-Patrick-Mason- (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kkwjdnlrdw--Losers-always-whine-about-their-bestSean-Connery-The-Rock-movie-John-Patrick-Mason-)
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I want a suite, a shower, a shave, the feel of a suit.
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They all suffer in comparison to this man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU#)
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Please show me where I have ever said Chizik was shorter. If anything, I have always said they were close to even. In this thread I've said Chizik is probably 2 inches taller. I'll be waiting on that. And show me where I've ever cared about either of their height, except for pointing out they are nearly the same height when Prowler goes off on one of his short man kicks.
This is why you are an idiot. If any Alabama fans think it matters who is taller, they are idiots as well. Enjoy the company you keep. If somebody really cares that much who is taller, then it sounds like that person has a problem.
Come on, Chizad, that search function on the board is fairly quick.....
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Come on, Chizad, that search function on the board is fairly quick.....
So, rws, you not only called out 80-90% of your fanbase as being "idiots", but you also called out your beloved HC as being an "idiot", because he truly cares about how short he is and how he looks standing beside two Hooters girls at Talladega (hint, he asked for the two shortest ones). Wait, lemme guess, now it doesn't matter who cares about Coach belittle being shorter, since I just pointed out that your very own coach, as well as, nearly your entire fanbase cares about how tall their HC is......especially when everyone makes fun of how short he is. Would he be considered as a midget or a troll?
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So, rws, you not only called out 80-90% of your fanbase as being "idiots", but you also called out your beloved HC as being an "idiot", because he truly cares about how short he is and how he looks standing beside two Hooters girls at Talladega (hint, he asked for the two shortest ones). Wait, lemme guess, now it doesn't matter who cares about Coach belittle being shorter, since I just pointed out that your very own coach, as well as, nearly your entire fanbase cares about how tall their HC is......especially when everyone makes fun of how short he is. Would he be considered as a midget or a troll?
I don't know if I would say 80-90% of our fanbase are idiots. I could go in the 40-50% range and feel pretty good about that, though. But not necessarily because of the whole height thing. Just in principle alone. I think I might add you in there. You act EXACTLY like some of our idiot fans. I mean, the only reason I can tell the difference is you cheer for AU. Seriously.
And as far as Saban goes, find me somewhere where he says he cares about how short he is. I'll expect your answer right next to Chizad's when he finds the posts that I asked him to find. Like I said before, you're all about just making up whatever you want, or copying the latest conspiracy from whatever blog Joe Blow posts, or random message board poster. It doesn't matter to you.
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Please show me where I have ever said Chizik was shorter. If anything, I have always said they were close to even. In this thread I've said Chizik is probably 2 inches taller. I'll be waiting on that. And show me where I've ever cared about either of their height, except for pointing out they are nearly the same height when Prowler goes off on one of his short man kicks.
I don't need to waste my time scouring through the search function, when you admit to the practice in the very same sentence.
If you didn't post that exact picture, your clone Birmingham did, and you nodded your head and tried to throw it in Prowler's face.
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I don't need to waste my time scouring through the search function, when you admit to the practice in the very same sentence.
If you didn't post that exact picture, your clone Birmingham did, and you nodded your head and tried to throw it in Prowler's face.
It never mattered enough to me to know beyond they are pretty much the same, so I never made a big deal out of it. But, I can see where it would matter to you.
Oh, and you just admitted you simply took a shot in the dark. And you still don't know if you are right or not. Like I said, the only time I have pointed out to Prowler that they are nearly the same height is when he is a little low on self esteem and goes on his short man rampage. Chizik is taller. But they are nearly the same, so what's the point?
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And as far as Saban goes, find me somewhere where he says he cares about how short he is. I'll expect your answer right next to Chizad's when he finds the posts that I asked him to find. Like I said before, you're all about just making up whatever you want, or copying the latest conspiracy from whatever blog Joe Blow posts, or random message board poster. It doesn't matter to you.
Did you miss the linked post about the cardboard cutouts? I heard this first hand from someone who works for the Coca-Cola marketing department in Atlanta when this happened, which is how I knew to search for it.
How about the simple fact that he demanded from the Birmingham News that they go through the effort of photoshopping him to look bigger in comparison to another coach?
I've heard various stories just like this from multiple sources.
I don't know why I waste the time to tell you this, because obviously, you are the supreme juror of everything. An Alabama beat writer never lied to a recruit to steer him away from Auburn by saying his position had been filled, even though the kid said himself that that's exactly the case. Marvin Lewis is lying when he says Saban didn't shoot him straight about Andre Smith's work ethic. The final word goes through you.
It never mattered enough to me to know beyond they are pretty much the same, so I never made a big deal out of it. But, I can see where it would matter to you.
Oh, and you just admitted you simply took a shot in the dark. And you still don't know if you are right or not. Like I said, the only time I have pointed out to Prowler that they are nearly the same height is when he is a little low on self esteem and goes on his short man rampage. Chizik is taller. But they are nearly the same, so what's the point?
What you fail to grasp is that no one gives a fuck besides Saban, and possibly bammer fans. When people like Prowler attack his height it's calculated to get the reaction you're giving him. When threads like this are posted, it's to point and laugh at how pathetic Saban is for giving so much of a fuck about his height that he makes a demand such as this.
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Did you miss the post about the linked post about the cardboard cutouts? I heard this first hand from someone who works for the Coca-Cola marketing department in Atlanta when this happened, which is how I knew to search for it.
I guess you missed Prowler's post about the Hooter's girls. Or the simple fact that he demanded from the Birmingham News that they go through the effort of photoshopping him to look bigger in comparison to another coach.
I've heard various stories just like this from multiple sources.
I don't know why I waste the time to tell you this, because obviously, you are the supreme juror of everything. An Alabama beat writer never lied to a recruit to steer him away from Auburn by lying and saying his position had been filled, even though the kid said himself that that's exactly the case. Marvin Lewis is lying when he says Saban didn't shoot him straight about Andre Smith's work ethic. The final word goes through you.
What you fail to grasp is that no one gives a fuck besides Saban, and possibly bammer fans. When people like Prowler attack his height it's calculated to get the reaction you're giving him. When threads like this are posted, it's to point and laugh at how pathetic Saban is for giving so much of a fuck about his height that he makes a demand such as this.
^^^THIS......ALL OF IT^^^
So, rws, Coach belittle's stature only matters to you when another fan points out that he's two microns taller than a troll? Gotcha. So, it matters to you, but it doesn't....unless another fan points out that he's sawed off, but in reality it doesn't matter to you....correct? BTW, Coach belittle did ask for the girls at 'Dega be as tall as him or shorter, perferrably shorter. The Coca-Cola cut outs did happen. The bammerham News didn't make a mistake when they photoshopped the photo, they meant to do it. A bammer Online (SPuat's Rivals website) did tell Dee Hart that Auburn already had one or two runningback commitments (just like I hinted when the story first came out), and Coach BeLittle didn't shoot Marvin Lewis straight. Also, don't look know but Yahoo Sports is doing some digging on their own in the Agent Gate, which doesn't bode well for a coach that tried to rake sports agents over the coals....remember, the Yahoo Sports Agents brought down USC, basically, by themselves.
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This is my summary and opinion mixed:
Saban has Napoleon syndrome
40% to 50% of bama fans are idiots (which by the way are called bammers)
Chizik is not afraid of Saban unlike the b'ham sports idiots
b'ham sports idiots of protein milk on their chin
HC Marvin Lewis is an idiot for drafting Andre Smith
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Saban is short? I thought he was a giant and he defated the entire allbarn team by shooting fireballs from his arse.
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This is my summary and opinion mixed:
Saban has Napoleon syndrome
40% to 50% of bama fans are idiots (which by the way are called bammers)
Chizik is not afraid of Saban unlike the b'ham sports idiots
b'ham sports idiots of protein milk on their chin
HC Marvin Lewis is an idiot for drafting Andre Smith
I can go with all of this, except the Napoleon syndrome thing.
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I can go with all of this, except the Napoleon syndrome thing.
apparently you don't know what Napoleon syndrome is.
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I can go with all of this, except the Napoleon syndrome thing.
I felt obligated to put that in there. Its like Ragu.
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Lord Saybinz shoots fireballs from his ass?
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Lord Saybinz shoots fireballs from his ass?
Only when needed. However do not ask Lord Saban to do such or look him in the eye either. The last guy who did such now plays at UNA.
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apparently you don't know what Napoleon syndrome is.
Oh, I do. I see it nearly every time you post something.
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I felt obligated to put that in there. Its like Ragu.
Sure thing.
And to touch a little more on your previous post, I agree that Chizik isn't skeered. But, for that matter, neither is Saban. I've noticed that some try to make it out like Alabama is somehow scared of Auburn. Even though we're still beating them. Even though we will beat them in recruiting this year. Even though we just won a SECC and NC. And so on, and so on. I think that, in a way, this comes from the years of owning Alabama.
For years, AU fans could say unequivocally that they owned Alabama in nearly every aspect of a football program. This isn't the case anymore, even though AU isn't chopped liver by any means, and still has a good program. I think that has freaked some of the fanbase out, to an extent. So then there becomes this need to be totally venomous about shit, and claim any kind of victory they can, no matter how small it is. "CHIZIK IS 2 INCHES TALLER THAN SABAN!!! BAM!!!!!", etc. Even the smallest thing has to be blown up to claim some sort of victory. There has to be some stupid story created about every little thing that happens. Prowler is probably he biggest example of that here.
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So then there becomes this need to be totally venomous about shit, and claim any kind of victory they can, no matter how small it is. "CHIZIK IS 2 INCHES TALLER THAN SABAN!!! BAM!!!!!", etc. Even the smallest thing has to be blown up to claim some sort of victory.
Huh Huh Huh, you said Saban and smallest thing.
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Oh, I do. I see it nearly every time you post something.
Im pretty sure da Prowler doesnt have this complex.
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For years, AU fans could say unequivocally that they owned Alabama in nearly every aspect of a football program. This isn't the case anymore, even though AU isn't chopped liver by any means, and still has a good program. I think that has freaked some of the fanbase out, to an extent. So then there becomes this need to be totally venomous about shit, and claim any kind of victory they can, no matter how small it is. "CHIZIK IS 2 INCHES TALLER THAN SABAN!!! BAM!!!!!", etc. Even the smallest thing has to be blown up to claim some sort of victory. There has to be some stupid story created about every little thing that happens. Prowler is probably he biggest example of that here.
See I gotta chime in here, cause you don't get "it".
We don't fuckin care how tall our coach is...Chizik could be shorter than saban for all we care, he could be a midget (actually that would be kinda cool) . What we all find so humorous is that your coach cares how tall he is. He is the epitome of short man syndrome. If you truly don't think he doesn't have a Napoleon complex then you really are wearing some dark crimson glasses. I personally find that funny, because its the one thing in his life he has no control over, and it appears to bother him.
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And to touch a little more on your previous post, I agree that Chizik isn't skeered. But, for that matter, neither is Saban. I've noticed that some try to make it out like Alabama is somehow scared of Auburn. Even though we're still beating them. Even though we will beat them in recruiting this year. Even though we just won a SECC and NC. And so on, and so on. I think that, in a way, this comes from the years of owning Alabama.
For years, AU fans could say unequivocally that they owned Alabama in nearly every aspect of a football program. This isn't the case anymore, even though AU isn't chopped liver by any means, and still has a good program. I think that has freaked some of the fanbase out, to an extent. So then there becomes this need to be totally venomous about shit, and claim any kind of victory they can, no matter how small it is. "CHIZIK IS 2 INCHES TALLER THAN SABAN!!! BAM!!!!!", etc. Even the smallest thing has to be blown up to claim some sort of victory. There has to be some stupid story created about every little thing that happens. Prowler is probably he biggest example of that here.
Maybe it's just me, but I think you are reading way too much into the psyche of the members of this board. I think most of the time people say shit like this just to push your buttons and get a thesis response.
Again, maybe it's just me.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think you are reading way too much into the psyche of the members of this board. I think most of the time people say shit like this just to push your buttons and get a thesis response.
Again, maybe it's just me.
oh and this too
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Huh Huh Huh, you said Saban and smallest thing.
We def need a Beavis and Butthead emotiocon.
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Only when needed. However do not ask Lord Saban to do such or look him in the eye either. The last guy who did such now plays at UNA.
I promise not to look him in the eye. I hate kneeling down.
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What we all find so humorous is that your coach cares how tall he is.
Aside from a guy on an Ole Miss blog on Blogspot, where is it known fact that he is so damned concerned about his height? I mean, if we're going to start taking no-name bloggers as references from now on, then that's awesome. I can come up with some shit on Auburn real quick from "reliable sources".
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Maybe it's just me, but I think you are reading way too much into the psyche of the members of this board. I think most of the time people say shit like this just to push your buttons and get a thesis response.
Again, maybe it's just me.
This man knows.
We are basically playing the role of Birmingham here.
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Aside from a guy on an Ole Miss blog on Blogspot, where is it known fact that he is so damned concerned about his height? I mean, if we're going to start taking no-name bloggers as references from now on, then that's awesome. I can come up with some shit on Auburn real quick from "reliable sources".
:facepalm:
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:facepalm:
This emoticon was long overdue.
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Did Shane color his hair for him too?
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Auburn people are not concerned with the height of their corch.
Sincerely,
Terry Bowden
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Auburn people are not concerned with the height of their corch.
Sincerely,
Terry Bowden
I love tots from Sonic.
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Auburn people are not concerned with the height of their corch.
Sincerely,
Terry Bowden
I'll thank you for refraining from further searches of my email outbox.