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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on August 05, 2010, 01:11:53 AM

Title: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 05, 2010, 01:11:53 AM: EDSBS, oh how I love thee...

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/407202/young_saban081.jpg)

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If you asked Dave Wannstedt to join you for a foursome this weekend, he would show up naked wearing a Mardi Gras mask. When you explained to him you meant "a golf foursome," he would say "oh," and it would be awkward, but he would probably go home and put on that exact outfit complete with Blu-Blockers and drive back in his smoking Camaro. Night Ranger would be playing. Most likely "When You Close Your Eyes." He'd have an overbite going with the head bob, and let the t-top blow his hair dry.

Saban, on the other hand, looks like he just raided Steve Wozniak's closet for clothes. Guys, I'm not really that good at golf, but I can solve Zork in 83 steps. If the lady selling beer out of a golf cart did not card him, then she clearly failed the state liquor laws of whatever state this magnificent photo was taken in years ago.

I think I tinkled on myself from the intense jocularity experienced upon seeing that photograph...
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: AUJarhead on August 05, 2010, 07:19:52 AM: You left off the title of the post:

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MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: THE WANNSTACHE AND DORK SABAN
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: AUChizad on August 05, 2010, 10:39:28 AM: No wonder Birmingham is enamored by Saban.

He can relate to him when they were the same age, and is probably inspired by the hope that one day he too may become a dictator whom thousands of people (bammers) submit themselves to and view as the alpha male.
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: djsimp on August 05, 2010, 11:09:53 AM: WOW! Saban looks like he should be fixing computers for the local elementary school. I'm loving the old school windshield eye glasses and the cute wittle gator emblem on his shirt. My 11 year old is taller than him, he could probably kick Sabans ass too.
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: RWS on August 05, 2010, 02:25:45 PM: Quote from: djsimp41 on August 05, 2010, 11:09:53 AM
WOW! Saban looks like he should be fixing computers for the local elementary school.
:bugs:
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 05, 2010, 02:51:19 PM: It's good to see Garanimals sponsoring some future coaches on their golf squad.
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: GH2001 on August 05, 2010, 04:37:17 PM: Quote from: djsimp41 on August 05, 2010, 11:09:53 AM
WOW! Saban looks like he should be fixing computers for the local elementary school. I'm loving the old school windshield eye glasses and the cute wittle gator emblem on his shirt. My 11 year old is taller than him, he could probably kick Sabans ass too.

That Lasik surgery is some good chit.
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: Ogre on August 05, 2010, 06:29:49 PM: I'm seeing Rick Moralis in Honey I Shrunk The Kids:

(http://goodbadfrench.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/honey-i-shrunk-the-kids.jpg?w=300&h=197)
Title: Re: Saban Rocking The 80s
Post by: The Prowler on August 05, 2010, 07:12:01 PM: Quote from: Ogre on August 05, 2010, 06:29:49 PM
I'm seeing Rick Moralis in Honey I Shrunk The Kids:

(http://goodbadfrench.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/honey-i-shrunk-the-kids.jpg?w=300&h=197)

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Something-About-Mary-mf02.jpg)

I win!!!!