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Title: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 12:21:00 PM
In honor of practice starting, I have posted week 1 games.  I hope everyone participates as we have had a great time with this the last 2 years.  If you have any suggestions to change rules we can discuss in this thread prior to the first games kick off.

I will of course be providing the bottle of Crown Reserve that will be awarded to the winner.

Happy Picking
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Godfather on August 04, 2010, 01:09:59 PM
In honor of practice starting, I have posted week 1 games.  I hope everyone participates as we have had a great time with this the last 2 years.  If you have any suggestions to change rules we can discuss in this thread prior to the first games kick off.

I will of course be providing the bottle of Crown Reserve that will be awarded to the winner.

Happy Picking

Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?

Sorry, owners and employees of the website may not participate.  So, will Birmingham be playing this year?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUJarhead on August 04, 2010, 01:28:49 PM
So, will Birmingham be playing this year?

He should have won the ESPY for Horse's Ass of the Year.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 01:29:07 PM
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?

Not too mention nobody wants to be seen buying any of that homo shit you like to drink.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Godfather on August 04, 2010, 01:34:09 PM
Not too mention nobody wants to be seen buying any of that homo shit you like to drink.
I think you have me confused with Snaggletiger
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 01:35:11 PM
I think you have me confused with Snaggletiger

No.  That is the homo places he like to go.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2010, 01:36:30 PM
I think you have me confused with Snaggletiger

Splashing your Knob Creek and Maker's Mark with a touch of the Cola does not make me a homo.  Other things might, but not my drinkage of choice.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Splashing your Knob Creek and Maker's Mark with a touch of the Cola does not make me a homo.  Other things might, but not my drinkage of choice.

See he admits it. 

and unless it is stuck on the end of a strippers nose coke is ghey
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 01:38:41 PM
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?

If it makes you participate, your request is granted.  If Bham were to come back his only prize will be a 4 pack of Bartles and James Fuzzy Navel
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
Splashing your Knob Creek and Maker's Mark with a touch of the Cola does not make me a homo.  Other things might, but not my drinkage of choice.

I much prefer my Friday night drink of choice:

1 Auburn stadium cup filled with crused ice
6 ozs of Jack Daniels
Roughly 1/2 can of Diet Sprite

Gets me all the way to bed on most nights.  The wife likes it too because it makes me last longer in the sack
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: JR4AU on August 04, 2010, 01:42:12 PM
If it makes you participate, your request is granted.  If Bham were to come back his only prize will be a 4 pack of Bartles and James Fuzzy Navel

And a year's supply of Clearasil.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 01:42:47 PM
And a year's supply of Clearasil.

I am not footing that fucking bill.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AWK on August 04, 2010, 01:44:27 PM
I much prefer my Friday night drink of choice:

1 Auburn stadium cup filled with crused ice
6 ozs of Jack Daniels
Roughly 1/2 can of Diet Sprite

Gets me all the way to bed on most nights.  The wife likes it too because it makes me last longer in the sack
Alcohol is amazing.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2010, 01:46:28 PM
See he admits it. 

and unless it is stuck on the end of a strippers nose coke is ghey

Oh and speaking of Coke, the SI article I read on Caddyshack said that the first thing Rodney Dangerfield did when he arrived on the set was to plunk down two big ole lines of toot and snort em' up.  Damn Rodney.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 04, 2010, 02:04:28 PM
1 Auburn stadium cup filled with crused ice
6 ozs of Jack Daniels
Roughly 1/2 can of Diet Sprite

Much better now.  Diet Sprite or Sprite zero is the only things that I will allow my bourbon to mingle with.  Snaggle, please tell me a gentleman of your distinguished character does not allow coke or Dr. Pepper to mingle with your bourbon?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 02:08:35 PM
Much better now.  Diet Sprite or Sprite zero is the only things that I will allow my bourbon to mingle with.  Snaggle, please tell me a gentleman of your distinguished character does not allow coke or Dr. Pepper to mingle with your bourbon?

There are a bunch of bitches around here.  I can see you and I are gonna get along just fine.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 04, 2010, 02:11:24 PM
There are a bunch of bitches around here.  I can see you and I are gonna get along just fine.


That reminds me...

Do you have a preferred vendor for that thing or should I just roll the google dice?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 02:12:53 PM
That reminds me...

Do you have a preferred vendor for that thing or should I just roll the google dice?

Standby.........


http://www.papabert.com/ (http://www.papabert.com/)


This means you will not have to go back to the car at halftime for a refill?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: CCTAU on August 04, 2010, 02:13:31 PM
Thy Godfather might decide to play this year.  But after I win could I request a bottle of Zaya Rum?


Do they still make Zima?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2010, 02:14:18 PM
Much better now.  Diet Sprite or Sprite zero is the only things that I will allow my bourbon to mingle with.  Snaggle, please tell me a gentleman of your distinguished character does not allow coke or Dr. Pepper to mingle with your bourbon?

My Creek and my Coke are the best of friends.  On a bourbon note....I've often said I don't get the Crown thing.  I've always thought most people claimed to be fans because it was just cool to like it.  Great packaging, good ads for it.  Gotta' be good, right?  I'd never found anything to mix it with that tasted worth a dang.  I was having that discussion with a bartender in Destin recently and without saying another word, she plunks down a Crown straight up on the bar and walks away.  No charge.  

I took a pull and found out what all the fuss was about.  Not a fan of teh skraight burbuns.  This was smooth.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 04, 2010, 02:14:36 PM
Standby.........


http://www.papabert.com/ (http://www.papabert.com/)

This site was made for you...

and me.

Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: chinook on August 04, 2010, 02:14:41 PM
why diet sprite or sprite zero?

aren't you getting the calories from teh syrups?

btw...

if i finish second and tailgate finishes first...i'll pony up some type of liquor.  
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 02:17:38 PM
Standby.........


http://www.papabert.com/ (http://www.papabert.com/)


This means you will not have to go back to the car at halftime for a refill?

One would think they would train the security to look out for these things.  I guess it's a good thing they are all minimum wage workers.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 02:19:06 PM
why diet sprite or sprite zero?

aren't you getting the calories from teh syrups?

btw...

if i finish second and tailgate finishes first...i'll pony up some type of liquor.  

I don't like the taste of sugared sodas so I opt for the diet versions.  If I'm out and want one I will go ahead and order regular sprite or 7-up as most bars don't have diet.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 04, 2010, 02:21:19 PM
Standby.........


http://www.papabert.com/ (http://www.papabert.com/)


This means you will not have to go back to the car at halftime for a refill?

Just ordered.

If we kill two of these prior to halftime, we are either hosting the whole fucking section or we're nearly comatose.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 02:23:30 PM
Just ordered.

If we kill two of these prior to halftime, we are either hosting the whole fucking section or we're nearly comatose.


Wasn't the refill empty by the end of the Ole Miss game last year?

The Jr Warden is bringing that whole crew back down for the Arkansas game this year.  They no sooner made it back last year before they were trying to corral him into the next trip back.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: CCTAU on August 04, 2010, 02:23:48 PM
Just ordered.

If we kill two of these prior to halftime, we are either hosting the whole fucking section or we're nearly comatose.

Did you get the Wine Rack?

Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Godfather on August 04, 2010, 02:32:11 PM
Did you get the Wine Rack?


He would have but his titties are too big.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 04, 2010, 02:36:46 PM

Wasn't the refill empty by the end of the Ole Miss game last year?

Indeed, it was.   Partying like it was 1999.

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The Jr Warden is bringing that whole crew back down for the Arkansas game this year.  They no sooner made it back last year before they were trying to corral him into the next trip back.

Here I was worried that we were going to get him fired.  

He would have but his titties are too big.

What have you got against comfortable footwear?

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/tiddies.gif)
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 04, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
I don't like the taste of sugared sodas so I opt for the diet versions.  If I'm out and want one I will go ahead and order regular sprite or 7-up as most bars don't have diet.

I have blood sugar issues (yeah I know the bourbon doesn't help) but I can't drink regular sodas anymore.  They just don't even taste good anymore after drinking diet drinks for a couple of years now.

I would much rather have Maker's, Knob Creek, Eagle Rare....etc.....etc.....etc over ice or sometimes with water, but if I am drinking something that is not suitable to my taste buds, I have no issues giving it a splash of Sprite Zero or Diet Sprite.

 
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AWK on August 04, 2010, 02:51:06 PM
Just ordered.

If we kill two of these prior to halftime, we are either hosting the whole fucking section or we're nearly comatose.
Word of advice.  Alabama v. Auburn Basketball game this year... Howard's one seat cushioned officially fucked up everyone.  I was fucking drunk.  Are you guys talking about the Ark State game for these Shenanagins?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2010, 02:53:43 PM
Word of advice.  Alabama v. Auburn Basketball game this year... Howard's one seat cushioned officially fucked up everyone.  I was fucking drunk.  Are you guys talking about the Ark State game for these Shenanagins?

Did Garman pass out...again?
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AWK on August 04, 2010, 03:09:27 PM
Did Garman pass out...again?
Yes.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2010, 03:10:48 PM
Yes.

BWAAAHAHAHAHA....Looks strangely similar to the year before.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 03:11:25 PM
Yes.

Light weight
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 04, 2010, 03:27:28 PM
Howard's one seat cushioned officially fucked up everyone.
 

Yes, it did.  However, we emptied one of these during the 1st half of the OM game...I ran to the truck to refill the fucker.

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I was fucking drunk.

Sheeeeeeit....apart from GarMan's mid-game nap, I will lay claim to the title of drunkest person at the X Bball outing.

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Are you guys talking about the Ark State game for these Shenanagins?

Well, that's when it'll start, I'm sure.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 03:35:35 PM


(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/tiddies.gif)

I didn't know you rocked my kool-aid?


Hells no on the firing.  Hell they love coming down.  Needless to say U. Maryland does not have the same atmosphere.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 04, 2010, 03:47:38 PM
I didn't know you rocked my kool-aid?

Haven't worn a pair in many moons...but I did recall seeing them at your place.  Nostalgic.

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Hells no on the firing.  Hell they love coming down.  Needless to say U. Maryland does not have the same atmosphere.

I just figured we might have scared them off with our drunken southern shenanigans.  The Turtle hasn't got shit on our party.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Thrilla on August 06, 2010, 12:08:35 AM
why diet sprite or sprite zero?

aren't you getting the calories from teh syrups?

btw...

if i finish second and tailgate finishes first...i'll pony up some type of liquor.  

As will anybody else that finishes second to Tailgate, if the scenario arises.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Thrilla on August 06, 2010, 12:12:32 AM
BWAAAHAHAHAHA....Looks strangely similar to the year before.

I'm not sure...he had something to lean back on in '09, plus he also had more hair.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Saniflush on August 06, 2010, 07:42:20 AM
Be gentle.  He had a rough night humpin' that mattress on his back.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: GH2001 on August 06, 2010, 10:05:43 AM
Probably has nothing to do with alcohol. I think GarMan is just sleep deprived.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2010, 10:18:11 AM
Probably has nothing to do with alcohol. I think GarMan is just sleep deprived.

Narcolepsy.
Title: Re: 2010 Battle for the Crown
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2010, 10:23:45 AM
Narcolepsy.

Hey, why don't we head down to Beef's and grab a couple of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......