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Title: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: CCTAU on August 03, 2010, 12:36:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzTt1VnHRM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzTt1VnHRM#)
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 03, 2010, 02:09:38 PM
Good find!  That kid's life is now changed forever.  There is nothing that makes me happier than the reaction I get from my 5 month old when I talk to him.  If he couldn't hear, I wouldn't get to experience that interaction.
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: AUJarhead on August 03, 2010, 03:18:06 PM
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: Godfather on August 03, 2010, 03:19:45 PM
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Until I was 15 I thought my name was God dammit and my brother was Jesus Christ.

Good Stuff
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 03, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Thanks for ruining it for me.
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 03, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.
I am actually taking Spencer to the audiologist on Friday.  By the time I have called his name the fourth time, there is, shall we say, a bit more emphais on it than the first time, and it usually makes him jump as if startled.  Not sure if that is fake or not, but as of Friday I will know if he officially has a hearing problem, or if he has an attitude problem.

And armed with the knowledge that there is no physical issue, the beatings will commence without guilt.
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: AUJarhead on August 03, 2010, 03:52:57 PM
I'm sure it's a damn attitude problem with my son.  Last week, I walked by the bathroom, and he was standing there, with an unscrewed tube of toothpaste, squirting the toothpaste in his mouth.

I grabbed it from him, saying "Give me that, you don't do that, understand?"

He looked at me and said, "I tell mommy."

"Fine, go tell mommy," I said to him.

So we walk downstairs, and he tells my wife, "Daddy did it, daddy did it."

My wife looks at me, and I tell her about how Jack was squirting toothpaste right into his mouth.

She looks at him and says, "Jack, don't do that."

"Ok, mommy."

Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 03, 2010, 03:53:01 PM
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Yep. I say it all the time..."HERE, over there is not HERE"
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 03, 2010, 03:59:09 PM
I'm sure it's a damn attitude problem with my son.  Last week, I walked by the bathroom, and he was standing there, with an unscrewed tube of toothpaste, squirting the toothpaste in his mouth.

I grabbed it from him, saying "Give me that, you don't do that, understand?"

He looked at me and said, "I tell mommy."

"Fine, go tell mommy," I said to him.

So we walk downstairs, and he tells my wife, "Daddy did it, daddy did it."

My wife looks at me, and I tell her about how Jack was squirting toothpaste right into his mouth.

She looks at him and says, "Jack, don't do that."

"Ok, mommy."

S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: Godfather on August 03, 2010, 04:12:36 PM
S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

Thats a smart boy...don't forget his balls make him swim fast.

That boy's da second coming I tells ya.
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 03, 2010, 04:14:11 PM
Thats a smart boy...don't forget his balls make him swim fast.

That boy's da second coming I tells ya.
Swim fast like an Orca whale, baby. 

Hmm... that makes me wonder about Michael Phelps...
Title: Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
Post by: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 07:29:19 AM
S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

This is funny as hell.


He is his mother's son.