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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on July 27, 2010, 04:34:49 PM

Title: Movie In A Minute (Yes, i AM bored today... why do you ask?)
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 27, 2010, 04:34:49 PM
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Let's face it. There's a lot of movies out there and very little time to watch them in. Well sit back and relax, because your troubles are solved! We here at Movie-A-Minute have come up with a solution. We've taken several classic and contemporary movies and extracted the important stuff, cutting out all the filler. (You'd be surprised how much filler there is sometimes.) With our ultra-condensed versions of your favorite films, you can experience whole movies in just one minute! As an added bonus, Movie-A-Minute protects against torture by bad movies -- if you don't have to sit through them, well, you don't have to sit through them.

"That's nice," you say, "but I don't believe you." Yah hah, skeptical soul! We've got our collection of ultra-condensed movies right here! We've got everything from Gone With the Wind to Die Hard! See for yourself!


Jaws
Directed by Steven Spielberg
1975
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker

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Roy Scheider:  There's a big shark in the water. Close the beaches.

Murray Hamilton:  No way. Your evidence is inconclusive. Clean the dead people off the beach to make room for the tourists.

(Some SCARY MUSIC rings out, and a BIG FAT GUY gets EATEN.)

Robert Shaw:  I'm tough and grim. (shark eats him)

Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss:  Take that. (shark dies)

THE END

Title: Re: Movie In A Minute (Yes, i AM bored today... why do you ask?)
Post by: AUJarhead on July 27, 2010, 05:27:15 PM
Batman and Robin
Directed by Joel Schumacher
1997
Ultra-Condensed by Jim Kirkby


Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Ice to meet you.

Producers

    We may have created the worst movie in history.



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Title: Re: Movie In A Minute (Yes, i AM bored today... why do you ask?)
Post by: Saniflush on July 28, 2010, 07:23:37 AM
I always preferred them in 30 seconds myself.


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