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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on July 26, 2010, 11:40:45 PM
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EDSBS does what we all failed miserably to do - mark the 30th anniversary of Caddyshack:
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it (http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/26/1588851/caddyshack-and-the-reasons-weve)
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You must have been something before electricity!
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How about a Fresca?
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My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
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My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Your uncle molests collies.
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This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
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He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
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It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
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Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
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My two favorite lines:
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
And:
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Carl Spackler made that movie. Amazing considering 90% of it was ad lib.
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I smell varmint poontang.
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Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
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I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for quite some time yet
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MARRIED, Jeez thats all I need (wierd accent required)
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Doodie
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You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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You're a little monkey woman, you know that?
You're a little monkey woman.
You're lean...and you're mean and you're not too far between either...
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Doodie
When I lived in Fort Lauderdale in the late 90s, and was working for Ernst & Young, I was working with a guy that was dating the "Doodie" girl.
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MARRIED, Jeez thats all I need (wierd accent required)
Sidebar....
Little known fact. The woman who played this part (Sarah Holcomb) is also the under age girl in who stuffs her bra in "Animal House".
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I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Sidebar....
Little known fact. The woman who played this part (Sarah Holcomb) is also the under age girl in who stuffs her bra in "Animal House".
I knew that, and she looks better with long hair, and when she shows her boobies.
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PORTERHOUSE...Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off!
I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois.
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PORTERHOUSE...Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off!
I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois.
Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
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Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Colored boy...while you son of a bitc...
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Hey, Whitey! Where's your hat?
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OOH, somebody stepped on a duck
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FORE !!, maybe I should have said 2
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Music is a violation of our personal privacy! He's breaking the law!
I've always been fascinated with the law, sir.
Really? What areas?
All areas. Personal privacy, noise statutes
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The world needs ditch diggers too.
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Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.
How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?
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We have a pool and a pond... a pond would be good for you.