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Title: Jury Duty
Post by: Tiger Six on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM: ...sucks.

That is all.
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Ogre on July 26, 2010, 04:10:51 PM: I'm surprised a skinhead like you made it through the first round of questions.
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: wesfau2 on July 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM: I never get picked :/
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2010, 04:52:32 PM: I make sure I know everybody in the room and that most of them owe me money.
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Token on July 26, 2010, 05:30:10 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM
I never get picked :/

Are you sure they could see you? I mean, the wooden banister separating the attorneys from the gallery is normally around 36" tall.
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 26, 2010, 05:31:10 PM: I read this book and laugh out loud alot.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/pretty_sales/Books/serialkillerbook.jpg)
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 26, 2010, 05:44:36 PM: Don't spend your stipend all in one place
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: wesfau2 on July 26, 2010, 06:39:14 PM: Quote from: Token on July 26, 2010, 05:30:10 PM
Are you sure they could see you? I mean, the wooden banister separating the attorneys from the gallery is normally around 36" tall.

I have the patented $aban $tep $tool...good for all public appearances!
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: JR4AU on July 27, 2010, 12:04:30 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
...sucks.

That is all.

You think it sux for you? The lawyers and judges have to deal with all y'all sorry dumb asses! We started a jury week monday too...sad looking lot this bunch of jurors was.
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2010, 12:47:02 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
...sucks.

That is all.
You should just show them this picture

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/tm1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2010, 01:07:23 PM: You're not in the Ham are you?
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Tiger Six on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM: I spent Monday and Tuesday on the Grand Jury of Blount County.

I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.

The assistant DA took a liking to me. She was not bad, if you took off about 90 pounds.
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 28, 2010, 03:18:11 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.
And that's just on the X... no telling about Blount County...
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Saniflush on July 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM: Quote from: Pale Rider on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.

Who the hell you calling a thief?
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Godfather on July 28, 2010, 03:37:35 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM

Who the hell you calling a thief?

I think he was calling you a child molester
Title: Re: Jury Duty
Post by: Saniflush on July 28, 2010, 03:40:08 PM: I was just wondering about the one that did not apply.