So, on this, my first day in The Club, I played hooky from work and went to the movies. I celebrated my membership by lusting after a hot werewolf young enough to be my son. Twice. (Hey, that's what they get for showing the same movie in two theaters next door to one another...)
I have decided to embrace my new title. After all, what woman wouldn't love to have a bunch of devoted, hot, virile, young, sketchey internet friends that think she and her boobs are the bomb?
When I find that bunch of guys, I will be sure to let y'all know. In the meantime, I guess I will keep hanging around you goobers...
Thanks to one and all. Much appreciated. I feel quite loved. At least parts of me do anyway...