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Happy Birthday....
« on: July 19, 2010, 01:16:42 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 01:17:46 PM »
Happy Birthday! May you be showered with naked Chip N Dale dancers paid for all by Carl.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 01:23:25 PM »
I'm glad you don't act your age    :)

Happy Birthday, Wench.  May it be a good one.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 01:23:52 PM »
I hope the wine flows and at some point, your nipples become erect today.  

What?  That's what I want for my birthday.  
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 01:30:33 PM »
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
-Helen Rowland


Seriously, Happy Birthday.  I hear 40 is the new 20, and I look forward to finding out in a few weeks myself.

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 01:36:18 PM »
Happy Birthday TW! 
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2010, 01:37:07 PM »
I hope the wine flows and at some point, your nipples become erect today.  

What?  That's what I want for my birthday.  

What he said.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2010, 06:20:36 PM »
Happy anniversary.  Get naked, drink beer and drive fast.

40 is highly overrated.  I passed it two years ago and I still act 17.  Including playing basketball and ultimate frisbee with kids that are younger than some of my T shirts.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2010, 07:02:34 PM »
Happy Birthday Wenchypoo! love you!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2010, 07:17:06 PM »
wench, happy birthday....

just think your mountains aren't very old compared to most. 

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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2010, 07:21:35 PM »
Happy birthday, alpha gal! I hope you had a great one!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2010, 08:32:23 PM »
So, on this, my first day in The Club, I played hooky from work and went to the movies.  I celebrated my membership by lusting after a hot werewolf young enough to be my son.  Twice.  (Hey, that's what they get for showing the same movie in two theaters next door to one another...)

I have decided to embrace my new title.  After all, what woman wouldn't love to have a bunch of devoted, hot, virile, young, sketchey internet friends that think she and her boobs are the bomb?

When I find that bunch of guys, I will be sure to let y'all know.  In the meantime, I guess I will keep hanging around you goobers...

Thanks to one and all.  Much appreciated.  I feel quite loved.  At least parts of me do anyway...



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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2010, 09:28:25 PM »
Happy Birthday, TW.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2010, 10:42:37 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!   :vn:
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2010, 04:34:34 AM »
Yes. Happy, happy to you. And since I am not one of those young lads, that is why I am late.

Although I do like a good showing every now and then too.
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2010, 04:52:56 AM »
Happy Birthday :boobies:
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2010, 08:28:31 AM »
Fuck, I'm always late on these things.

Happy Birthday, gorgeous....I hope you had a fabulous day. I expect you to make a name for yourself in Cougartown!

Love ya!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2010, 08:36:40 AM »
Happy late birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2010, 10:57:58 AM »
I expect you to make a name for yourself in Cougartown!
I expect to own it before it's all over... :s&m:
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Re: Happy Birthday....
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2010, 11:14:31 AM »
Happy B-day this is the only picture of me I found with a cake.

   
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