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Restraint

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Re: Restraint
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2010, 07:21:33 AM »
I nearly punched an allbarn fan in the mouth a few years back. SHE was my wife's friend and in 2003 when ya'll won 28-23 she came by my house and danced in my living room screaming WAR EAGLE to top of her lungs talking about all kinds of poop. Talk about restraint she came to MY HOUSE to do this crap. Needless to say the next four yeas she talked crap and I bit my tongue and said nothing. FINALLY we won a stinking IB and she has not said one word to me nor has she wanted to talk about football. Now I should have gone to her house and took a big ole steaming poop on her punt bama punt framed newspaper clipping but I have shown RESTRAINT! That is all.

She deserved to be punched in the ovaries.


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I heart the original post...except I find the term "retard" to be racist.

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Re: Restraint
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2010, 04:21:04 PM »
I am pretty damn hot in biking shorts.

In my mind, I am pretty sure I agree with you... but I am a visual person...

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Re: Restraint
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2010, 06:16:07 PM »
She deserved to be punched in the ovaries.




Thought so but I did know the rules of engagement when it comes to the ovaries.
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Re: Restraint
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2010, 06:20:45 PM »
In my mind, I am pretty sure I agree with you... but I am a visual person...

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I agree :blink:
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Re: Restraint
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2010, 09:03:21 PM »
Thought so but I did know the rules of engagement when it comes to the ovaries.

Yeah, you don't him 'em, you squirt 'em.
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Re: Restraint
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2010, 09:16:01 PM »
Captain Insano shows no mercy and neither do I. Restraint is for pussies.
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