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**Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....

**Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« on: July 13, 2010, 12:40:31 PM »
Anyone seeing anything or hearing anything?   Rumor being floated on some boards that he's possibly suspended for the entire 2010 season. 

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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 12:49:07 PM »
Anyone seeing anything or hearing anything?   Rumor being floated on some boards that he's possibly suspended for the entire 2010 season.  


Somebody on the Rivals main board confused Dre for Robby Green, who is suspended for the 2010 season. It then filtered down to the AU folks, who have obviously ran with it. Some poster asked why Kirkpatrick was suspended for the season, and was corrected that it was actually Green.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?highlight=dre&sid=1144&fid=2150&tid=144963627&mid=144963627

Seriously though, he got caught kidnapping babies while smoking crack. After he robbed the bank, of course.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2010, 12:56:23 PM »
It's an AU conspiracy.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 01:00:41 PM »
It's an AU conspiracy.
To be fair, the corndogs are probably worse.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2010, 01:03:57 PM »
I heard he was selling coke from the Athletic Department parking lot.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2010, 01:06:20 PM »
I heard he was selling coke from the Athletic Department parking lot.

A lack of originality is also one of Dre's shortcomings.  That's been did.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2010, 01:28:52 PM »
I heard he went on a fishing trip with a handicapped booster.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2010, 01:31:09 PM »
I heard he went on a fishing trip with a handicapped booster.

Did you see that on your free laptop?
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 01:51:12 PM »
Somebody on the Rivals main board confused Dre for Robby Green, who is suspended for the 2010 season. It then filtered down to the AU folks, who have obviously ran with it. Some poster asked why Kirkpatrick was suspended for the season, and was corrected that it was actually Green.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?highlight=dre&sid=1144&fid=2150&tid=144963627&mid=144963627

Seriously though, he got caught kidnapping babies while smoking crack. After he robbed the bank, of course.

If we can get our Gadsden folks on it, Dre should be suspended by the end of the week.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2010, 01:57:27 PM »
I heard he was selling coke from the Athletic Department parking lot.
Coke Zero's light and refreshing.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2010, 02:15:55 PM »
Coke Zero's light and refreshing.

Taste infringement is nothing to scoff at.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2010, 03:37:51 PM »
Three words:

Operation Red Dog




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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2010, 03:42:57 PM »
He signed an agreement with an agent on a napkin at the MNC afterparty.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2010, 04:06:44 PM »
Three words:

Operation Red Dog




 :popcorn:

Good grief man. I can remember that dude was all over AUC with the Red Dog conspiracy. Koas called him out. I can't remember his name but the dude is huge bammer that has a blog on the bleacher report.
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Re: **Rumor Alert!!** - Dre Kirkpatrick....
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2010, 04:11:30 PM »
Good grief man. I can remember that dude was all over AUC with the Red Dog conspiracy. Koas called him out. I can't remember his name but the dude is huge bammer that has a blog on the bleacher report.

Franklin "The Kritter" Crittenden - yes, Kaos waxed his ass pretty good. It was cool. That is all.
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