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I missed my fucking chance!
« on: July 08, 2010, 01:57:57 PM »
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth cause a stir at Walmart in Cullman, Alabama

Ashton Warnke thought she recognized Miley Cyrus, but she wasn’t quite sure. After all, it was the Cullman Walmart in Alabama.

But after the young woman wearing the Atlanta Braves baseball cap turned to her boyfriend and spoke, both Ashton and her mother knew they were shopping next to the music superstar.



“We heard her accent and knew it must be her,” Warnke says of the unexpected sighting on Saturday.

The Warnkes were buying groceries on Saturday afternoon when they spotted the 17-year-old Cyrus and three other people, including actor Liam Hemsworth, her boyfriend.

“They were just looking at bathing suits,” Warnke says. “I walked up to her and said, ‘Excuse me, are you Miley Cyrus?’ She smiled and said yes, and I asked if we could get a picture. She smiled and let my mom take our picture.”

Though Warnke says “you could tell she didn’t want a lot of people to see she was there,” Cyrus smiled and was accommodating to those who realized who she was.

“They were just hanging out in Walmart like normal teenagers would be,” Warnke says of the Cyrus entourage. “Her boyfriend was videotaping her, and they were with another guy and girl. She was nice, but she just wanted to be a normal person and shop.”

Warnke says she doesn’t have any idea why Cyrus was in the Cullman Walmart, although she says rumors have been flying that Miley or her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, have a house on Smith Lake. “No one knows if it’s the truth,” Warnke says.

The 21-year-old Warnke, who works at Cullman Savings Bank, likes Cyrus’ music, but it’s her younger cousins, fans of Cyrus and her TV alter-ego Hannah Montana, who are really impressed.

“They were so excited,” she says. “They couldn’t wait to see the pictures.”

http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2010/07/miley_cyrus_and_liam_hemsworth.html#incart_hbx

Now how am I going to get her pregnant and then receive alimony???
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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 02:07:40 PM »
http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2010/07/miley_cyrus_and_liam_hemsworth.html#incart_hbx

Now how am I going to get her pregnant and then receive alimony???
Shes 17 you fuck?!?!?!
































You know Saniflush has dibs on anything under 18!
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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 02:16:55 PM »
Shes 17 you fuck?!?!?!






























You know Saniflush has dibs on anything under 18!



yeah you fuck...

She's an old maid when it comes to the Cullman area.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 02:22:38 PM »
Well, they obviously carry all cup sizes for bathing suits at the Wal-Marks.
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 02:31:53 PM »
And the Jay-Z song was on...
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2010, 02:54:57 PM »


yeah you fuck...

She's an old maid when it comes to the Cullman area.
I saw that
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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2010, 03:13:12 PM »


yeah you fuck...

She's an old maid when it comes to the Cullman area.

You know that's how we roll in C-town.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2010, 03:17:14 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2010, 03:28:48 PM »
I didn't see nuthin'.

Strip club rules.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2010, 03:30:14 PM »
Strip club rules.

yes they do.

I mean yeah.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2010, 03:35:56 PM »
1 more year and it's on like donkey kong.
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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2010, 03:52:49 PM »
1 more year and it's on like doggie style.

You have clearly been thinking "hard" about this.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2010, 03:56:03 PM »
1 more year and it's on like donkey kong.

16 is legal in this state!  I think in Cullman they have a local ordinace that says 13. 
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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2010, 04:11:26 PM »
I'm not gonna lie.....    :idhitit:
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Re: I missed my phuking chance!
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2010, 04:21:48 PM »
I'm not gonna lie.....    :idhitit:


THIS X10
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Re: I missed my fucking chance!
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 04:23:17 PM »
16 is legal in this state!  I think in Cullman they have a local ordinace that says 13. 

They have a lot of ordinances in Cullman that are not in many other places.
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Re: I missed my phuking chance!
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2010, 04:27:04 PM »

THIS X10

She is the one without the hat...
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Re: I missed my phuking chance!
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2010, 04:32:26 PM »
She is the one without the hat...

I love a girl with a hat.
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« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2010, 04:33:27 PM »
I don't care, she is hot, and I would do it.

Disclaimer:  I would not bang her until the ripe ole' age of 18. 
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 04:36:26 PM »
I don't care, she is hot, and I would do it.

Disclaimer:  I would not bang her until the ripe ole' age of 18. 
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