You really do take this a lot more seriously than I do. I admit I push some peoples buttons on here, if that pisses you off than I can understand that. If after you stand up and walk away from your computer you're still pissed, now there's a problem.
Thinking others take you too seriously is part of what makes you a typical troll. Coming here to "push people's buttons", rather than join in intelligent conversation, or joking banter is another. As I posted in your "Let's make a deal thread", (which you abandoned once it was moved from the heavier traffic football forum because it didn't net you the attention you seek once it was moved), your behavior here is typically troll. If you get an ego boost thinking that when people express their irritation, it really means they're taking you too seriously, then have a fucking ball. Again, you're schtick is Troll 101.