While You Bitches Are Being Less Than Fabulous

[Snaggletiger]

I'll be kickin' back in Santa Rosa Beach.  Rockin' Miss Lucille's in the morning, scooping tar balls from the surf in the afternoon and hopefully hooking up with Sir Wes of Fontaine for several 420's by night. (Of course, that's if my wife lets me)

Leaving in a few hours and I just wanted to send everyone a warm and heartfelt 

Seriously, oil or no oil, that's parafuckindice to me. 

[chinook]

fuck you too.

save a whale.  great fish. 

don't forget your spf 50. 

[Token]

I'll be kickin' back in Santa Rosa Beach.  Rockin' Miss Lucille's in the morning, scooping tar balls from the surf in the afternoon and hopefully hooking up with Sir Wes of Fontaine for several 420's by night. (Of course, that's if my wife lets me)

Leaving in a few hours and I just wanted to send everyone a warm and heartfelt 

Seriously, oil or no oil, that's parafuckindice to me. 

After receiving 3 horrible reports from beach vacationers, you can have your tar balls oil smelling atmosphere.  I'm taking mine to the mountains on Sunday and spending the week.  While you are trying to wash the oil aroma from your nuts with tar flavored shower water, I'll be enjoying crystal clear ice water from the mountainous regions of Tennesse and North Carolina.

[Saniflush]

if you can smell anything then you have not drank enough.

[Snaggletiger]

if you can smell anything then you have not drank enough.

THIS X20.  And Token, I hope a tic latches on to your ball sac and you have to burn him off with a cigarette. 

[Token]

THIS X20.  And Token, I hope a tic latches on to your ball sac and you have to burn him off with a cigarette. 

So do I.  It would probably be a better suck job than I've had in the last 5 years.

[eagleair89]

So do I.  It would probably be a better suck job than I've had in the last 5 years.

so you are saying that you are NOT married to a blood sucking parasite.................lucky you.

[Snaggletiger]

So do I.  It would probably be a better suck job than I've had in the last 5 years.

Yeah, come to think of it....

[Jumbo]

+5 for best thread title...damn my I-Phone 4 is smooooooooooth.

[Token]

Starting day 2 of the Gatlinburg vacation.  Not sure why we don't vacation here more often.  Mucho gracias to the government and oil industry for pushing me into the mountains this year.

Oh yeah, F U birdman.  No ticks yet.

[wesfau2]

Met up with the Bird for a few cold 420s yesterday afternoon.

Ask him about the seamless start of his vacation.

[AWK]

Tell us about the seamless start Harvey.

[War Eagle!!!]

Tell us about the seamless start Harvey.

You know he can't answer until he gets away from his wife gets back to work.

[GH2001]

Starting day 2 of the Gatlinburg vacation.  Not sure why we don't vacation here more often.  Mucho gracias to the government and oil industry for pushing me into the mountains this year.

Oh yeah, F U birdman.  No ticks yet.

Im with you on this one. They can have the beach.

[Thrilla]

Tell us about the seamless start Harvey.

Yes, we are eager to hear how semenless the start to your vacation was, Harvey.

[Token]

You know he can't answer until he gets away from his wife gets back to work.

Ah, the camaraderie.

[Tiger Wench]

I am sitting in Halifax airport soaking up some free Wifi - we shall be disembarking into the heat and misery of ATL in a few hours.  The highest temp we saw all week was 73 freaking degrees.  Rest of the time was sweaters and fleece jackets and bonfires on the beach.  This place was pretty much more fabulous than anything you losers could imagine up.  Hell, even the Freaking Queen of Freaking England was here this week.  Bitch may be old but she knows a good time when she is told to wave at one.

Will post pictures later. 

Out, bishes.

[Token]

Birdman.  FUCK YOU.  Although there was no sucking of any kind, had a damn good time in the mountains.  Now it's back to the grindstone, and I'm not happy about it. 

My frustrations of going back to work + temp being 100 motherfucking degrees outside tomorrow = some random person having a real bad day.

Fuck you assholes. 

[AWK]

Birdman.  FUCK YOU.  Although there was no sucking of any kind, had a damn good time in the mountains.  Now it's back to the grindstone, and I'm not happy about it. 

My frustrations of going back to work + temp being 100 motherfucking degrees outside tomorrow = some random person having a real bad day.

Fuck you assholes. 

I'm going to drive throughout Argo and text without my seatbelt on.

[Token]

I'm going to drive throughout Argo and text without my seatbelt on.

Although I'll be angry and loathing, I still can't bring myself to write people for doing the same shit I do 20 times a day.