One of the female comics on LCS the other night wondered why women try to attract men by smelling like flowers and fruit. Her thought was that if we want to wear a scent that will attract men by the hordes, we should dab a little bacon grease behind our ears... we'd have to beat y'all off with a stick.
I thought about it, but since I figured it would also attract very large bull dykes, I would stick with my regular perfume...