My Life is Now Complete

[Aubie16]

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[AuburnChopper 3.0]

 

[Thrilla]

Instant thirstiness.

[chinook]

bacon vodka teh roxxor in a bloody mary.

[Aubie16]

bacon vodka teh roxxor in a bloody mary.

That is my intended use tomorrow morning during USA-Algeria. Might try it in a screwdriver as well.

[GarMan]

That is my intended use tomorrow morning during USA-Algeria. Might try it in a screwdriver as well. 

Bacon in a screwdriver...  Why not... 

[Saniflush]

Bacon in a screwdriver...  Why not... 

"Ya see Norm, dat right there gives ya two out of ya four food groups right out of da gate."

[Godfather]

It is the number one selling Vodka among canines.

[Tiger Wench]

One of the female comics on LCS the other night wondered why women try to attract men by smelling like flowers and fruit.  Her thought was that if we want to wear a scent that will attract men by the hordes, we should dab a little bacon grease behind our ears... we'd have to beat y'all off with a stick.

I thought about it, but since I figured it would also attract very large bull dykes, I would stick with my regular perfume...

[AUChizad]

Bacon in a screwdriver...  Why not... 

At first thought, that doesn't sound so good, but once you think about it, bacon & orange juice are delicious together. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too.

[GarMan]

At first thought, that doesn't sound so good, but once you think about it, bacon & orange juice are delicious together. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too. 

Only as garnish...  I wouldn't want to turn this into a breakfast smoothie.

[GH2001]

At first thought, that doesn't sound so good, but once you think about it, bacon & orange juice are delicious together. Maybe throw a fried egg in there too.

Hold the fucking phone.  GarMan and Chad are agreeing on something. This is a moment I will cherish.   

[GarMan]

Hold the phuking phone.  GarMan and Chad are agreeing on something. This is a moment I will cherish.   

Yeah...  But, I've chosen to work virtual this week rather than going to Toronto to avoid the freakshow associated with G-20 and Pride 2010.  The later celebration is something Chad will never forgive me for... 

[GH2001]

Yeah...  But, I've chosen to work virtual this week rather than going to Toronto to avoid the freakshow associated with G-20 and Pride 2010.  The later celebration is something Chad will never forgive me for... 

You guys love each other - even if you don't say so on here.

[AUTiger1]

Only as garnish...  I wouldn't want to turn this into a breakfast smoothie.

Agree, a splash in my OJ, along with a plate of eggs, toast and some blackberry jam would be the breakfast of champions!

[JR4AU]

The bacon bra...

[dallaswareagle]

   

[Thrilla]