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My game is stronger than Sean Payton's

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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2010, 02:15:05 PM »
Look, not saying every woman falls for it, but every one of those guys has had a piece of ass, or several, they wouldn't never have gotten a sniff at without the money and fame.  Bank it.  

Fact.

Well, I'll qualify it to say that you probably need some serious game on top of the other things to get panty droppage in front of your target's hubby.

Not sure if you were referring to me here, but allow me to clarify that I remain unmarried.  Pimpin ain't dead, these hos just scared.
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2010, 02:28:53 PM »
Not sure if you were referring to me here, but allow me to clarify that I remain unmarried.  Pimpin ain't dead, these hos just scared.

I was just about to comment on his statement...

You may as well be married now I guess though. You were down celebrating what? 6th month anniversary? That's precious! I am happy for you guys...
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2010, 02:33:13 PM »

You may as well be married now I guess though. You were down celebrating what? 6th month anniversary? That's precious! I am happy for you guys...

You have a dirty whorish mouth.
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2010, 02:43:43 PM »
I was just about to comment on his statement...

You may as well be married now I guess though. You were down celebrating what? 6th month anniversary? That's precious! I am happy for you guys...

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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2010, 03:04:11 PM »
Fact.

Not sure if you were referring to me here, but allow me to clarify that I remain unmarried.  Pimpin ain't dead, these hos just scared.

Not many ho's will drop panty for anuttah dude...not right in front of day own pimp anyway. 
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2010, 03:28:33 PM »
Not many ho's will drop panty for anuttah dude...not right in front of day own pimp anyway. 

Depends on the dude standin there spittin game.

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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2010, 04:29:23 PM »
Depends on the dude standin there spittin game.



Or if she knows that the bulge she sees in his pants is just a rolled up pair of socks.
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2010, 06:28:21 PM »
I'm fat and have no game but the ladies love Cool J.
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2010, 09:24:14 AM »
I'm fat and have no game but the ladies love Cool J.
Its the shirt
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2010, 10:19:48 AM »
For him, I would unhinge mine.
Me too.  Twice.  And upside down.
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2010, 10:21:54 AM »
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2010, 10:26:02 AM »
It's the  :civic:
Panties Drop....It's nice.
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2010, 10:35:27 AM »
Depends on the dude standin there spittin game.


For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.

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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2010, 10:37:01 AM »
For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.
She just needed someone who could reach high enough to scrub between her shoulder blades...
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2010, 10:37:56 AM »
She just needed someone who could reach high enough to scrub between her shoulder blades...
:rofl: :pwnd:
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2010, 10:56:22 AM »
For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.

 :thumsup:
Where's the Loofah????
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Re: My game is stronger than Sean Payton's
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2010, 11:27:36 AM »
For example, I had to decline sharing a shower with her in Vegas.

 :thumsup:

Too bad you (and all your friends) were getting hounded by your girlfriend.

She's fun.


She just needed someone who could reach high enough to scrub between her shoulder blades...

And that is good stuff.
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