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Xs and Os...video...not words....
« on: June 17, 2010, 04:45:10 PM »
Really good shit...especially around the 6 min mark.

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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 06:21:46 PM »
NICE!!!

Like in the Octagon, you can prepare and gameplan until your head explodes, but once you get hit in the face all of the preparation and gameplanning goes right out the window.  You'll see fighters do exactly what their corner asks of them right at the start of the round, then he gets hit...it all goes all out the window, until the end of the round.  Same thing here, all of the chalkboard work is great....until the ball snaps and five players are going five different directions.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 07:22:04 PM »
Man, that was awesome.  Auburn had to have gone undefeated last year from what I saw in that video.  Surely nobody stopped that offense.  So.... National Championship?  SEC Championship?  Division Champions?  Well, surely you came in 2nd in your division right?  No???  There's only 6 teams and you came in 5th???  But... but...... but......Coach Calzone's offense...awesome...... but....
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 07:28:46 PM »
Do the world a favor and go tongue kiss a loaded .38 revolver.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 07:52:11 PM »
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Fantastic video!

I agree about the 6 minute mark.

Made me happy.
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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 08:46:28 PM »
Do the world a favor and go tongue kiss a loaded .38 revolver.
It makes me happy how much you hate the truth.  Breaking up your little circle jerk with facts.  The facts are that Coach Calzone wasn't good enough to finish higher than 5th in the west.  The fact that you tards think of last year as a success really only shows how low your standards are.  If Alabama had a year like Auburn did last year we'd jump out a window, Auburn fans are.... are you ready for it...here it comes........ satisfied.  It's why you weren't given a shot in 04, they just figured you'd be happy with 2nd, and what did you do???  Had a parade and proved them right.  Losers.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 09:19:05 PM »
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2010, 09:53:32 PM »
Pretty basic if you ask me. This was really nothing more than elementary football. This guy did nothing but dissect the reverse. Of course that is why the reverse works...it is why people have been running it for 30 years. There is a lot more (hopefully) to Malzhan's offense than the reverse play...
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 10:28:17 PM »
Pretty basic if you ask me. This was really nothing more than elementary football. This guy did nothing but dissect the reverse again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Of course that is why the reverse works...it is why people have been running it for 30 years. There is a lot more (hopefully) to Malzhan's offense than the reverse play...

fixed.  I also don't know what he was trying to point out on the clip that he says "Calzone's offense tends to make players look foolish too", especially since it features Todd throwing an incomplete pass.  I love films that breaks down offenses and defense.  A Texas poster broke down the SEC Championship game and it was really strong.  This however not only features the same damn play 70 times but is laden with sloppy arrows point out the obvious (i.e. what direction the player is running????) and an obvious lack of video to chose from (or maybe he just doesn't know much about football and that's the only play that stands out to him when thinking of Calzone's offense).
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 10:58:06 PM »
War Eagle, Im curious if birminghams complete agreement with your assessment of the cutups is a clue to you?
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2010, 12:25:36 AM »
Remember that this was Gus's first year offense at Auburn.
It'll be tighter this year.
A lot of that footage was making the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS look like fools. And upsetting their GOD of a coach.
Auburn's defense lost that game. It will be better this year, too.
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2010, 12:34:05 AM »
Remember that this was Gus's first year offense at Auburn.
It'll be tighter this year.
A lot of that footage was making the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS look like fools. And upsetting their GOD of a coach.
Auburn's defense lost that game. It will be better this year, too.

I don't think it could get any better but I hope you're right.   :bar:
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2010, 01:43:12 AM »
whistle blows...

false start...#73...5 yard penalty.  repeat 1st down.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2010, 09:03:56 AM »
Man, that was awesome.  Auburn had to have gone undefeated last year from what I saw in that video.  Surely nobody stopped that offense.  So.... National Championship?  SEC Championship?  Division Champions?  Well, surely you came in 2nd in your division right?  No???  There's only 6 teams and you came in 5th???  But... but...... but......Coach Calzone's offense...awesome...... but....

You are right. An offense wins and loses a game and nothing else plays into it. Nothing to do with Auburn having the #11 ranked Defense in the SEC. Nothing at all.   PCT forgot to tell you to pull the trigger too.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2010, 09:22:35 AM »
That was pretty cool to watch.  The big thing to me is not only the freezing of some defenders, but also seeing the wall of blockers that are leading the runner.  No reason not to get 5-7 yards a pop if you can get two or three guys running interference.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2010, 09:47:01 AM »
Remember that this was Gus's first year offense at Auburn.
It'll be tighter this year.
A lot of that footage was making the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS look like fools. And upsetting their GOD of a coach.
Auburn's defense lost that game. It will be better this year, too.

This.  Period.

Also, we have a quarterback that is now more mobile than a glacier.  In fact, we have two back-ups behind the starter that would run this offense better than the starting QB last year, with the experience they have NOW.
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2010, 09:52:33 AM »
If Alabama had a year like Auburn did last year we'd jump out a window, Auburn fans are.... are you ready for it...here it comes........ satisfied. 

2003 Alabama Team Record
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2004 Alabama Team Record
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2006 Alabama Team Record
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2007 Alabama Team Record
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One could only hope
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2010, 09:53:51 AM »
This.  Period.

Also, we have a quarterback that is now more mobile than a glacier.  In fact, we have two back-ups behind the starter that would run this offense better than the starting QB last year, with the experience they have NOW.

Didn't Saban scrap his whiz bang defensive scheme after his first year at bammer with a 7-6 season and being humiliated at home by La Monroe?
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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2010, 09:55:25 AM »
2003 Alabama Team Record
4-9
2004 Alabama Team Record
5-6
2006 Alabama Team Record
6-7
2007 Alabama Team Record
7-6

One could only hope

In most programs, winning cures all.  In Tuscaloser, it also erases the past no matter how recent and painful. 
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Re: Xs and Os...video...not words....
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2010, 09:57:56 AM »
In most programs, winning cures all.  In Tuscaloser, it also erases the past no matter how recent and painful. 

Not for all fans. I remember every dreadful second of those terrible years and I hope we can continue our recent success.
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