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Pell City Tiger

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Happy birthday
« on: June 14, 2010, 07:04:17 PM »
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 09:32:03 PM »
Happy Birthday old man.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2010, 11:14:51 PM »
God dammit you're old!

Happy Birthday!  Time to get on that 5 year plan. 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 09:15:17 AM »
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 09:29:33 AM »
Happy Birthday!!!!

Don't let these old fuckers give you any shit. 50 can be very hot...Bruce Willis is 55 for Pete's sake.
Have a great one dwe.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 09:31:24 AM »
happy birthday.















































fucktard.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2010, 10:20:36 AM »
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 10:24:48 AM »
« Last Edit: June 15, 2010, 10:26:31 AM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2010, 11:42:35 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2010, 07:04:17 PM
dallaswareagle

50 is the new 70


Happy Birthday!


And here I thought that I was old...
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2010, 12:00:57 PM »
Thank goodness SOMEONE on here is older than me...

Now you are as classic as your Mustang...
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2010, 12:06:27 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 15, 2010, 12:00:57 PM
Thank goodness SOMEONE on here is older than me...

Now you are as classic as your Mustang...
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2010, 12:10:53 PM »
Thanks, the body is 50, the mind is still around 18. The wife thinks closer to 12.

 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2010, 12:29:50 PM »
Happy Birthday. Was the great depression really that great?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2010, 12:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on June 15, 2010, 11:42:35 AM

Happy Birthday!


And here I thought that I was old...

You are.  Trust me.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2010, 12:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 15, 2010, 12:29:57 PM
You are.  Trust me.

Your writing that of me reminds me of an idiom about a pot and a kettle...can't recall what due to a Senior moment...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2010, 12:45:23 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on June 15, 2010, 12:39:01 PM
Your writing that of me reminds me of an idiom about a pot and a kettle...can't recall what due to a Senior moment...

There you go with the black jokes again.  Damn the racism is rampant here. 

Yes, the "Trust me" part definitely makes me the proverbial pot.  I will tell you...wait...it's time for my medication and nap.  Talk to ya' in a bit.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2010, 12:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 15, 2010, 12:45:23 PM
There you go with the black jokes again.  Damn the racism is rampant here. 

Yes, the "Trust me" part definitely makes me the proverbial pot.  I will tell you...wait...it's time for my medication and nap.  Talk to ya' in a bit.


Dammit!  There serving green jello today!  I hate green jello!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2010, 12:53:31 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on June 15, 2010, 12:50:49 PM

Dammit!  There serving green jello today!  I hate green jello!

Can I have yours?  Green is my favorite.  I'll let you borrow my sweater.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM »
You might get a share of the SS pie. Happy birthday.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2010, 01:09:34 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 15, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
You might get a share of the SS pie. Happy birthday.
Lord knows my generation won't...
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