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« Reply #100 on: June 18, 2010, 03:08:15 PM »
1288th reason Soccer is gay


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« Reply #101 on: June 18, 2010, 05:54:46 PM »
I was thinking the noise could have been coming from the minivans.  Kids are playing...got some time on their hands.


Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

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« Reply #102 on: June 19, 2010, 12:07:09 AM »
Pot smoking is legal at the World Cup.
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« Reply #103 on: June 20, 2010, 08:19:39 AM »
I'm not an expert on the rules, but I believe it's either one. It's after the ball is kicked, whether that be to another player, or to the goal.

Again, I could be wrong on that, and will defer to someone who actually played.

There was actually a foul called on the play. Not off sides. I heard them talking about it and they said the Referee...who totally fucked the US...has no one that he answers to. No one. He doesn't even have to explain the call or who it was on. He just called a foul to waive off the goal, and that's that.

This is one of many reasons that soccer will never do much of anything in the US. Americans don't tolerate that kind of bullshit.

After all of that though, if we beat Algeria...which we should...we move on. And England doesn't...hahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #104 on: June 22, 2010, 02:09:03 PM »
The French team imploded, did not win a game and is eliminated from competition.

South Africa joins France in the go home line, becoming the first host country in World Cup history to not advance out of group play.  Some folks just can't do anything right.
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« Reply #105 on: June 22, 2010, 02:13:18 PM »
The French team imploded, did not win a game and is eliminated from competition.

South Africa joins France in the go home line, becoming the first host country in World Cup history to not advance out of group play.  Some folks just can't do anything right.
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« Reply #106 on: June 22, 2010, 02:19:30 PM »
It appears the ref who fucked us is banned from doing any more FIFA matches.  At least that's what was said this morning on ESPN.

However, while even I, the non-soccer fan, got pissed as hell about the call, I have to agree with the observations of many who said this may be the best thing to ever happen to U.S. soccer.  All of a sudden, people are paying attention.  It's front page news and the lead story on most sports casts.  If they beat Algeria, the call means squat anyway.
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« Reply #107 on: June 22, 2010, 02:19:44 PM »
The French team imploded, did not win a game and is eliminated from competition.

South Africa joins France in the go home line, becoming the first host country in World Cup history to not advance out of group play.  Some folks just can't do anything right.
Yeah, but they sure can play those vuvuzelas.
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« Reply #108 on: June 22, 2010, 02:39:27 PM »
Yeah, but they sure can play those vuvuzelas.

It is a poor man's instrument....easy to play and cheap to acquire.

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« Reply #109 on: June 22, 2010, 03:07:42 PM »
It is a poor man's instrument....easy to play and cheap to acquire.

 :bar:

*snicker*
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« Reply #110 on: June 22, 2010, 07:04:59 PM »
It is a poor man's instrument....easy to play and cheap to acquire.

 :bar:

Its becoming more apparent that you have something against the poor.
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« Reply #111 on: June 22, 2010, 07:07:07 PM »
It appears the ref who phuked us is banned from doing any more FIFA matches.  At least that's what was said this morning on ESPN.

However, while even I, the non-soccer fan, got pissed as hell about the call, I have to agree with the observations of many who said this may be the best thing to ever happen to U.S. soccer.  All of a sudden, people are paying attention.  It's front page news and the lead story on most sports casts.  If they beat Algeria, the call means squat anyway.

I am expecting the US to smack the Algerians around; call it need and motivation.
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« Reply #112 on: June 22, 2010, 09:02:23 PM »
I am expecting the US to smack the Algerians around; call it need and motivation.

What was the topic again? Gay butt sex? Thought so....carry on.
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« Reply #113 on: June 22, 2010, 09:09:43 PM »
What was the topic again? I like gay butt sex? Thought so....carry on.

Dont mess with FIFA. You just got a red card!
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« Reply #114 on: June 23, 2010, 10:26:39 AM »
Dont mess with FIFA. You just got a red card!
Anyone watching now? www.espn3.com

We just got fucked out of a goal again. This one not as terrible, but still bullshit. These refs have it out for the US...
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« Reply #115 on: June 23, 2010, 11:07:15 AM »
Anyone watching now? www.espn3.com

We just got fucked out of a goal again. This one not as terrible, but still bullshit. These refs have it out for the US...

Not getting to watch it live but Im following along. The refs are freakin horrible. I saw where a Brazil guy was tossed over the weekend because the player on the opposing team faked a hit to the face by the Brazil guy. 
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« Reply #116 on: June 23, 2010, 11:10:30 AM »
I can't pick it up here in the office....so I keep running out to my mini-van every 15 minutes and listening.
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« Reply #117 on: June 23, 2010, 11:15:19 AM »
Not getting to watch it live but Im following along. The refs are freakin horrible. I saw where a Brazil guy was tossed over the weekend because the player on the opposing team faked a hit to the face by the Brazil guy. 
In all seriousness, if what had happened to us against Slovenia had happened to one of the South American countries, that ref's home would have been firebombed. He and his family would be dead by now.
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« Reply #118 on: June 23, 2010, 11:15:55 AM »
Shit! We can't catch a  break!

Perfect opportunity dinged off the side of the goal!
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« Reply #119 on: June 23, 2010, 11:33:37 AM »
We are running out of time...   
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