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My New Texas Plate

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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2010, 10:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 09, 2010, 05:07:01 PM
You guys crack me up.

And dallas, I like the plate you chose too... I have an augasm every time we score a touchdown... why do you think I love football so much?!?!?!?

Its a compliment - hence the LF part. Love ya - mean it....
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2010, 01:28:31 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 09, 2010, 10:56:01 PM
Its a compliment - hence the LF part. Love ya - mean it....
And I took it as one.  Kisses all around!! :wartim:
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2010, 03:11:25 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 01:28:31 AM
And I took it as one.  Kisses all around!! :wartim:
Suck my kiss?
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2010, 09:18:35 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 09, 2010, 05:07:01 PM
You guys crack me up.

And dallas, I like the plate you chose too... I have an augasm every time we score a touchdown... why do you think I love football so much?!?!?!?

It takes me at least 30 minutes to get ready for another touchdown.  :gig:
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2010, 09:27:40 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 10, 2010, 09:18:35 AM
It takes me at least 30 minutes to get ready for another touchdown.  :gig:

You should try ViAUgra.  You can score touchdown after touchdown with very little time in between.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2010, 10:01:06 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 10, 2010, 09:27:40 AM
You should try ViAUgra.  You can score touchdown after touchdown with very little time in between.

Thanks, but sometime (alot of times) the endzone is closed off, or does not feel like having me cross the plain.

So, after 4 hours I go to the mall. You got something that's working that long, mite as well show it off.  :gig:
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2010, 10:22:04 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 10, 2010, 10:01:06 AM
Thanks, but sometime (alot of times) the endzone is closed off, or does not feel like having me cross the plain.

So, after 4 hours I go to the mall. You got something that's working that long, mite as well show it off.  :gig:

You know you're supposed to see your doctor after 3.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2010, 10:58:02 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 10, 2010, 10:22:04 AM
You know you're supposed to see your doctor after 3.

He's at the mall too. Retired military insurance does have its drawbacks.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2010, 11:07:57 AM »
Well, we have broken the barrier.  First ever thread hijack involving discussion of one's own penis.  This is history people.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2010, 11:31:18 AM »
Quote from: AWK on June 10, 2010, 11:07:57 AM
Well, we have broken the barrier.  First ever thread hijack involving discussion of one's own penis.  This is history people.

I'm not sure that this is the first time.  Given the tenor of this board, I'm sure that first person cock talk has been covered.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2010, 11:33:41 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 10, 2010, 11:31:18 AM
I'm not sure that this is the first time.  Given the tenor of this board, I'm sure that first person cock talk has been covered.

Exactly, how many times have we has everyone else on the board other than me laughed at Harvey Birdman.......even after the surgery?
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2010, 11:35:04 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 10, 2010, 11:33:41 AM
Exactly, how many times have we laughed at Harvey Birdman.......even after the surgery?

Litigation is ongoing.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2010, 11:38:28 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 10, 2010, 11:35:04 AM
Litigation is ongoing.

I fixed my post.   :thumsup:
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2010, 12:10:53 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 10, 2010, 11:38:28 AM
I fixed my post.   :thumsup:

Watch it.  I'll class action this bitch.
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Re: My New Texas Plate
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2010, 03:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 10, 2010, 12:10:53 PM
Watch it.  I'll class action this bitch.
Sign me up! I want my $30 check!
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