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Happy birthday
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:47:07 PM »
to AUTiger1. It's been said that anyone born on this date is 98.62% more likely to be homo than one born on any other date.

Hope you had a good one!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2010, 10:58:56 PM »
to AUTiger1. It's been said that anyone born on this date is 98.62% more likely to be homo than one born on any other date.

Hope you had a good one!

By "good one", he means a long, fat, throbbing, penicular appendage right in your suck hole.  And I still owe you a burst of 5.56mm rounds in the face.  I haven't forgot.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 12:21:36 AM »
to AUTiger1. It's been said that anyone born on this date is 98.62% more likely to be homo than one born on any other date.

Hope you had a good one!

AWK proves this theory to be completely wrong  :)  Unless his birthday is today......

Appreciate it PCT!

By "good one", he means a long, fat, throbbing, penicular appendage right in your suck hole.  And I still owe you a burst of 5.56mm rounds in the face.  I haven't forgot.

Damn you and your good memory!  One of these days I will login.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 09:35:31 AM »
Happy belated 1.  Hope you had a big and rich time.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 09:37:32 AM »
Happy Happy Belated...sorry was out of town.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 10:17:01 AM »
Happy belated 1.  Hope you had a big and rich time.

Did you just throw out a country music reference?  I thought better of you.....

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 10:22:49 AM »
Did you just throw out a country music reference?  I thought better of you.....



Actually, I'm rich and a pretty big deal. 

Okay, I'm bald, fat and in Chapter 7 but I can dream can't I?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 12:19:23 PM »
Happy birthday to the 1 man who... never mind...

XXOXO!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 12:52:08 PM »
Happy Belated Birthday.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 01:11:02 PM »
Actually, I'm rich and a pretty big deal. 

Okay, I'm bald, fat and in Chapter 7 but I can dream can't I?
I have 10 chapters in my book, who's Happy?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 01:58:08 PM »
Actually, I'm rich and a pretty big deal. 

Okay, I'm bald, fat and in Chapter 7 but I can dream can't I?

Only if your wife says it's ok! 


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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2010, 06:09:23 PM »
to AUTiger1. It's been said that anyone born on this date is 98.62% more likely to be homo than one born on any other date.

Hope you had a good one!

Happy Belated Birthday AUT1!  Hope that you did enjoy it as we might be celebrating all of our birthdays in the FedGov Camps next year...anyway, I'll have a belated drink or two in your honor tonight.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2010, 06:33:52 PM »
Happy Belated Birthday AUT1!  Hope that you did enjoy it as we might be celebrating all of our birthdays in the FedGov Camps next year...anyway, I'll have a belated drink or two in your honor tonight.

Speak for yourself.  My humble little abode is paid for.  Mother nature is the only thing that can take my house.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2010, 06:50:37 PM »
we might be celebrating all of our birthdays in the FedGov Camps next year
The great, powerful, & historical maObama called it "mandatory national service" during the campaign. I wonder if Paul McCartney will sing some of his witty songs for us.
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