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CFN's SEC QB Rankings

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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2010, 01:38:14 PM »
Tim Tebow once participated in the Running of the Bulls.

He walked.


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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2010, 03:28:27 PM »
Tim Tebow once participated in the Running of the Bulls.

He walked.


The Bible was originally titled, "Tim Tebow and Friends"
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2010, 03:45:20 PM »
His tears cure cancer.
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2010, 03:50:38 PM »
His tears cure cancer.

Too bad he's never cried.

This one doesn't work for Timmay.
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2010, 04:05:26 PM »
Too bad he's never cried.

This one doesn't work for Timmay.


Damn forgot about that. 
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2010, 04:31:43 PM »
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Tim Tebow, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2010, 04:40:08 PM »
Tim Tebow knows the last digit of pi
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #47 on: June 03, 2010, 04:44:52 PM »
Tim doesn't cut his grass, he stands in the yard and dares it to grow.
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2010, 04:48:14 PM »
If you spell Tim Tebow in Scrabble, you win...forever
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2010, 02:17:56 PM »
Too bad he's never cried.

This one doesn't work for Timmay.

When it's raining, that's Timmay nourishing the land with his fluids.
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Re: CFN's SEC QB Rankings
« Reply #50 on: June 07, 2010, 03:23:41 PM »
Timmay's farts smells like a fresh cut bouquet of roses.
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