While the betas discuss American Idol...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on May 28, 2010, 12:24:45 PM

Mine would include:

NCIS Los Angeles, True Blood, Friday Night Lights, and a lot of movies.

I do have to admit I watch the show Parenthood....it is very well written.

Glaring omission from my list: Squidbillies.

The lulz are off the fucking charts on that show.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:30:59 PM »

Tuesday must see: Deadliest Catch

Wednesday must see: Ultimate Fighter

Any night must see: Man vs. Food and Ghost Adveturers (I love that shit)

And football.

Godfather · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:31:43 PM »

(Parenthood)
I forgot I am also in love with Monica Potter:

and Lauren Graham aint bad either

JR4AU · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2010, 12:49:47 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 28, 2010, 12:13:07 PM

Damn. Gun smack.

Okay, outside of a lot of hunting years ago and owning several different types of rifles and shotguns, I am no handgun expert by any means. My home protection firearm is a .38. Is that sufficient? Beta gun? Alpha gun?

A .38 is old school...good enough. His 9mm is sufficient, just not my choice, or generally the choice of anyone that likes to talk big and manly, and about how viewing certain TV shows makes you an alpha or beta male. I mean, if you're going to talk the talk...then walk the walk, put on your big girl panites, and buy a .45!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:18:04 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 28, 2010, 12:49:47 PM

A .38 is old school...good enough. His 9mm is sufficient, just not my choice, or generally the choice of anyone that likes to talk big and manly, and about how viewing certain TV shows makes you an alpha or beta male. I mean, if you're going to talk the talk...then walk the walk, put on your big girl panites, and buy a .45!

Damn skippy, b/c if someone wants to break into my house and threatens me, I want to make sure they go down.

In all honesty, I have a .45 ACP, but the ole trusty Mossberg 500 is within reach. That is truly all you need for home defense IMO.

GarMan · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:19:41 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 28, 2010, 12:49:47 PM

A .38 is old school...good enough. His 9mm is sufficient, just not my choice, or generally the choice of anyone that likes to talk big and manly, and about how viewing certain TV shows makes you an alpha or beta male. I mean, if you're going to talk the talk...then walk the walk, put on your big girl panites, and buy a .45!

Look HotLips, I just don't judge my manhood by slug size. I don't need a hand cannon. Nowadays, I only carry a TCP anyways.

JR4AU · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:36:18 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on May 28, 2010, 01:19:41 PM

Look HotLips, I just don't judge my manhood by slug size. I don't need a hand cannon. Nowadays, I only carry a TCP anyways.

Oky doke, but you do seem to comment on and judge other's manhood based on similarly unimportant things. Just sayin'.

GarMan · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:37:01 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on May 28, 2010, 11:44:59 AM

This is just about 95% bullpoop. Seriously, I agree with most of your politics, but your over-reaching, overly dramatic representations with your beta/alpha crap is why I have trouble supporting half of what you say. You're the extreme right version of the very extreme left type that I already can't stand.

If I wanted to read all your overly dramatic alpha/beta BS, I'd go hang around and read the merry-go-round of poop that goes on in the SGA. I don't want to have to sift through it everywhere.

I do tend to be extreme right. That doesn't make this alpha/beta thing any less real. For Christ's sake, look around; you don't have to accept my explanations. I admit that I did come off a bit too strong, surprising and shocking a few when this crap started. I definitely didn't intend to do that. Now, a few of you are automatically closed to this concept. I just wanted to bust some balls and have some fun with it. If you seriously think that today's male is up to the standards of yesterday, just ignore my posts on the topic. Problem solved...

AWK · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:38:26 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 28, 2010, 12:30:59 PM

Tuesday must see: Deadliest Catch

Wednesday must see: Ultimate Fighter

Any night must see: Man vs. Food and Ghost Adveturers (I love that shit)

And football.

Two things... One to Brian and one to Birdman.

Brian, I fucking love Trueblood. Can not wait until the new season starts on June 13.

Birdman, You going to watch the Rampage/Rashad fight this weekend? I am, I think it's going to be awesome.

GarMan · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:45:11 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 28, 2010, 01:36:18 PM

Oky doke, but you do seem to comment on and judge other's manhood based on similarly unimportant things. Just sayin'.

Actually, I just don't see the world through the eyes of a female. That's the difference.

wreckingball · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:52:08 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 28, 2010, 01:38:26 PM

Two things... One to Brian and one to Birdman.

Brian, I fucking love Trueblood. Can not wait until the new season starts on June 13.

Birdman, You going to watch the Rampage/Rashad fight this weekend? I am, I think it's going to be awesome.

You went to watch twilight in theatres and you fucking love trueblood? I see what Garman means by "beta male"now.

JR4AU · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:52:41 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on May 28, 2010, 01:45:11 PM

Actually, I just don't see the world through the eyes of a female. That's the difference.

And you revert right back to your way. As much as you go on about it, I think there might be some deep seated fear within you that you do see the world through the eyes of a female. Most real men I know are ok with themselves, and don't go on and on about how everybody else's machismo fails to measure up to their own.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:53:40 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 28, 2010, 01:38:26 PM

Two things... One to Brian and one to Birdman.

Brian, I phuking love Trueblood. Can not wait until the new season starts on June 13.

Birdman, You going to watch the Rampage/Rashad fight this weekend? I am, I think it's going to be awesome.

I definitely want to watch it but I have a feeling it ain't gonna happen since I'll be with a group of people at the lake who most likely aren't into it like I am. I've never missed an episode of the Ultimate Fighter since it started. Every year, I find myself just fucking hating one of the coaches. This year, it's Tito's smug, overrated ass. I just laughed when he pulled out of the Lidell match. He's such a bitch. I was never a Rashad fan but I respect the hell out of what he's done with his career. I'll be pulling for Rampage but I think Evans takes him out. Rampage was the funniest coach ever on the show but damn he's an awful coach...when he showed up.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #33 on:** May 28, 2010, 02:23:21 PM »

Quote from: wreckingball on May 28, 2010, 11:21:21 AM

You can't really judge all 20 somethings based on Chizad. Not all of us get our political theories from Penn and Teller and Bill Maher. Some of us hold the door open for our women too. I wouldn't really consider the guys down at express oil "alpha males" though. Most of the people in their mid to late 20s know what a carburetor looks like too. A.C. Slater lost the "rebuild a carburetor" portion of the battle of the sexes contest to Tori.

+6 for the Saved by the Bell reference

Jumbo · « **Reply #34 on:** May 28, 2010, 02:31:14 PM »

Quote from: wreckingball on May 28, 2010, 01:52:08 PM

You went to watch twilight in theatres and you fucking love trueblood? I see what Garman means by "beta male"now.

I watched Twilight in the theaters and I love True Blood? I also have a little 9mm.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 28, 2010, 02:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on May 28, 2010, 02:31:14 PM

I watched Twilight in the theaters and I love True Blood? I also have a little 9mm.

You've probably seen the Sex in the City movies.

Jumbo · « **Reply #36 on:** May 28, 2010, 02:40:03 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on May 28, 2010, 02:34:54 PM

You've probably seen the Sex in the City movies.

Only the first one.

AWK · « **Reply #37 on:** May 28, 2010, 02:48:42 PM »

Quote from: wreckingball on May 28, 2010, 01:52:08 PM

You went to watch twilight in theatres and you fucking love trueblood? I see what Garman means by "beta male"now.

Fuck you, I left 1/4 of the way through the movie. I just thought it was another Underworld...I could not have been more wrong.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 28, 2010, 03:33:49 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 28, 2010, 02:48:42 PM

Fuck you, I left 1/4 of the way through the movie. I just thought it was another Underworld...I could not have been more wrong.

What was your first clue? Not the 140 screaming pre-teens standing around going "OMG OMG OMG...."?

wreckingball · « **Reply #39 on:** May 28, 2010, 03:37:51 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 28, 2010, 02:48:42 PM

Fuck yeah, I got off 1/4 of the way through the movie. I just thought it was another game of tummy sticks...I could not have been more wrong.

Easy now, no reason to be so sensitive. Fucking betas.