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Thoughts on American Idol Finale

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #60 on: May 28, 2010, 10:15:23 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #61 on: May 28, 2010, 10:46:47 AM »
Who doesn't.
Aren't you supposed to be on a plane, harassing stewardess.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #62 on: May 28, 2010, 10:48:04 AM »
Aren't you supposed to be on a plane, harassing stewardess.

Leaving the shop in about an hour heading that way.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #63 on: May 28, 2010, 10:50:07 AM »
Leaving the shop in about an hour heading that way.

Remember to have camera phone at the ready in case you walk in on any hot stewardesses perched on the throne.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #64 on: May 28, 2010, 11:25:02 AM »
Remember to have camera phone at the ready in case you walk in on any hot stewardesses perched on the throne.

yes.  Pre and post puke pictures will be in order.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #65 on: May 28, 2010, 11:29:07 AM »
yes.  Pre and post puke pictures will be in order.

Johnny-come-latelies.

Get your own schtick.  LT has the "puking on a shitting stewardess" base covered.

Try shitting on a puking stew.

Have fun, Howie.
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