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Corpses say the darndest things

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Corpses say the darndest things
« on: May 26, 2010, 07:07:51 PM »
Art Linkletter is dead at the age of 97.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Corpses say the darndest things
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 09:38:15 PM »
Not sad. Give me 97 sane years, I'll take it.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.