Al State Troopers are having their taking back road gayfest this week. Luckily I traversed the state last weekend without any infractions. As far as the ticket reminds me of a joke. State trooper pulls over car for rolling through a stop sign. Driver said I slowed down. Trooper pulls Driver out of car and starts beating him with a billy club, Trooper says you want me to slow down or stop.
A couple of yankees get pulled over for speeding by an AL State Trooper. When the trooper approaches the car, the driver says, "What's the problem?"
The trooper takes out his machined aluminum flashlight and whacks the guy across the head saying "You don't speak to a state trooper unless you're spoken to."
The trooper writes out the citation and gives it to the driver who responds "Thanks a lot."
The trooper gives the guy another dose of the flashlight and says "When you address a state trooper, you finish your sentence with the word 'sir'."
He then walks over to the passenger side and whacks the passenger with the flashlight.
The passengers says "What the hell was that for, sir?"
The trooper says "I was just fulfilling your wish." The passenger says "what wish?" The trooper says "Y'all wouldn't have gotten 100 yards down this road before you'd have said to your friend, 'I wish that son of a bitch would have hit
me with that flashlight', so I fulfilled your wish."