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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #80 on: May 19, 2010, 10:54:25 AM »
280, I mentioned the double degree so I would not be automatically lumped into your "uneducated" category, thereby giving you the chance to dismiss what I might say out of hand without knowing the source.  I have no student loans at all, dippoop, because I got full academic schollys to pay my entire way through undergrad and grad school, which I completed in five years, at age 21.  I am neither a perpetual student, nor Democratic nor saddled with student debt.  Hell, I don't even have credit card debt.  So unsurprisingly, you have completely missed the target.

Now that we have MY bonafides out of the way, I must say that I have never seen anyone work harder on a football-based message board to validate themselves and their ego and their own sense of self-esteem.  Most of us could give a rat's ass what the rest of us do for a living, unless it creates amusement (RWS), gets us free advice (our legal crew) or can contribute information to current events (the info I provided about the oil spill or Townhall's experiences with the next generation of delinquents).  So coming on here and trying desperately to convince us all of the relevance of your ridiculous comments based on what you make or what you drive or what you sell is just pathetic.  Ego, without substance or style, just opens you up to ridicule from all sides.  We may despise bammers, but at this point, even the bammers on here are cooler than you are.  You don't get to be one of the cool kids by bragging about how much money you make selling vagina cream out of the back of a company car.  It takes a helluva lot more than that.

Just ask this guy:  he wrote the book on cool.

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I think I heart you.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #81 on: May 19, 2010, 10:56:13 AM »
He's a smooooooooth pimp who loves the pussy!
For the record I have a small E-Penis/Real-Penis, I'm 300lbs and I drive a red civic. Sorry to brag but people know me.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #82 on: May 19, 2010, 10:58:41 AM »
For the record I have a small E-Penis/Real-Penis, I'm 300lbs and I drive a red civic. Sorry to brag but people know me.
Know you and love you, baby...
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #83 on: May 19, 2010, 10:59:36 AM »
Look...if any of you really knew what it's like to be better than everyone else, you wouldn't be bragging about it on here.  I mean, how many of you can really say that you earn in the high 5 figures, roll up in an SUV on twinkies and enjoy the finer things in life like shopping trips to the J.C. Penneys and Target?
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #84 on: May 19, 2010, 11:01:23 AM »
Look...if any of you really knew what it's like to be better than everyone else, you wouldn't be bragging about it on here.  I mean, how many of you can really say that you earn in the high 5 figures, roll up in an SUV on twinkies and enjoy the finer things in life like shopping trips to the J.C. Penneys and Target?
Touche', brother.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #85 on: May 19, 2010, 11:04:51 AM »
Touche', brother.

Look...I know a guy at a local seafood establishment that can get me a table whenever I like as well.  I really hate to brag, but I know peoples.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #86 on: May 19, 2010, 11:04:53 AM »
Know you and love you, baby...
I'm gonna party like it's 1999.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #87 on: May 19, 2010, 11:06:10 AM »
Look...I know a guy at a local seafood establishment that can get me a table whenever I like as well.  I really hate to brag, but I know peoples.

and people are scared of you...
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #88 on: May 19, 2010, 11:07:08 AM »
280, I mentioned the double degree so I would not be automatically lumped into your "uneducated" category, thereby giving you the chance to dismiss what I might say out of hand without knowing the source.  I have no student loans at all, dipshit, because I got full academic schollys to pay my entire way through undergrad and grad school, which I completed in five years, at age 21.  I am neither a perpetual student, nor Democratic nor saddled with student debt.  Hell, I don't even have credit card debt.  So unsurprisingly, you have completely missed the target.

Now that we have MY bonafides out of the way, I must say that I have never seen anyone work harder on a football-based message board to validate themselves and their ego and their own sense of self-esteem.  Most of us could give a rat's ass what the rest of us do for a living, unless it creates amusement (RWS), gets us free advice (our legal crew) or can contribute information to current events (the info I provided about the oil spill or Townhall's experiences with the next generation of delinquents).  So coming on here and trying desperately to convince us all of the relevance of your ridiculous comments based on what you make or what you drive or what you sell is just pathetic.  Ego, without substance or style, just opens you up to ridicule from all sides.  We may despise bammers, but at this point, even the bammers on here are cooler than you are.  You don't get to be one of the cool kids by bragging about how much money you make selling vagina cream out of the back of a company car.  It takes a helluva lot more than that.

Just ask this guy:  he wrote the book on cool.

 :civic:

You seem to be hung up on vagina cream.  Please leave your personal problems out of this.  Once again, I have never bragged about what I do or what I drive (I said I drive a company car for christ's sake, we all know those aren't BMWs).  I have simply responded when someone has posted a snide remard.  One could say that you are bragging and being holier than thou by posting all of your "accomplishments" regarding scholarships, etc.  When you are simply responding to something I posted.  Same thing....  You seem to have a problem with the pharma industry and seem to want to diminish the validity of sales in that sector and downgrade what I do for a living.  Same thing....
So please, step out of the glass house before throwing those rocks, and for God's sake, get that cheese cleaned up out of your taco.  
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #89 on: May 19, 2010, 11:08:56 AM »
and for God's sake, get that cheese cleaned up out of your taco.  

*snicker*
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #90 on: May 19, 2010, 11:10:07 AM »
for God's sake, get that cheese cleaned up out of your taco.  

Thank you for sneaking this in.

We were on our way to a rout, but you show some life.  Now come off the ropes, Little Mac.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #91 on: May 19, 2010, 11:12:41 AM »
You seem to be hung up on vagina cream.  Please leave your personal problems out of this.  Once again, I have never bragged about what I do or what I drive (I said I drive a company car for christ's sake, we all know those aren't BMWs).  I have simply responded when someone has posted a snide remard.  One could say that you are bragging and being holier than thou by posting all of your "accomplishments" regarding scholarships, etc.  When you are simply responding to something I posted.  Same thing....  You seem to have a problem with the pharma industry and seem to want to diminish the validity of sales in that sector and downgrade what I do for a living.  Same thing....
So please, step out of the glass house before throwing those rocks, and for God's sake, get that cheese cleaned up out of your taco.  

I hate Big Pharma and Ive never been a registered Democrat. That has nothing to do with you. I hate any industry that claims to, but actually has no intent to cure anyone. Very little money is made in cures. But there is a butt load made in being "almost there" with "almost there" symptom covering drugs. People want to bitch and moan about banks or oil companies but their profit margins pail in comparison with JJ, BMS and others in Big Pharma. But I guess thats an argument for another thread.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2010, 11:13:02 AM »
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2010, 11:31:17 AM »
 I have no student loans at all, dippoop, because I got full academic schollys to pay my entire way through undergrad and grad school, which I completed in five years, at age 21.  I am not saddled with student debt.  Hell, I don't even have credit card debt.  

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I wish I could say the above. I am screwed!
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2010, 11:51:09 AM »
I hate Big Pharma and Ive never been a registered Democrat. That has nothing to do with you. I hate any industry that claims to, but actually has no intent to cure anyone. Very little money is made in cures. But there is a butt load made in being "almost there" with "almost there" symptom covering drugs. People want to bitch and moan about banks or oil companies but their profit margins pail in comparison with JJ, BMS and others in Big Pharma. But I guess thats an argument for another thread.

Luckily I don't work for a big pharma company, because I tend to agree with you on some of your points.  But, let's not throw the baby out with the bath water.  Believe me, some of the best minds in the world are working in hospitals (like UAB) to find a cure for diseases such as Cystic Fibrosis, specific types of cancer, etc.  A great deal of that reseach is being funded by the pharma sector.
To bring it home, let's say your dad goes to the MD today.  He is told that he has a certain type of throat cancer and his only option is to have his esophagus removed.  Now, he makes an appointment with the surgeon, goes in and is told that, yes, that is his only option (because he is a surgeon, and his job is to open people up).
Now, hopefully your dad wants to get a second opinion, so he goes to a different specialist.  Luckily someone like me had been in there "slinging doughnuts and coffee" and had advised the specialist of a non-surgical option.
Now, if that specialist had not been advised of treatment options, your dad would be drinking all of his meals from a tube the rest of his life.  But, since someone like me had been in there "handing out post-it notes", he is able to go on living a normal life.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #95 on: May 19, 2010, 11:53:07 AM »
I call you Pimple Popper MD
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #96 on: May 19, 2010, 11:53:16 AM »
Luckily someone like me had been in there "slinging doughnuts and coffee" and had advised the specialist of a non-surgical option.
Now, if that specialist had not been advised of treatment options, your dad would be drinking all of his meals from a tube the rest of his life.  But, since someone like me had been in there "handing out post-it notes", he is able to go on living a normal life.

Not to hate too hard on your hustle, but I prefer my doc getting his treatment option updates from professional organizations, publications and continuing education sources...not the company pimping the product.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #97 on: May 19, 2010, 11:54:43 AM »
this thread is too good (or too long) to be left out of so here goes:

1.  Star had his pussy supply cut off so he is going elsewhere...simply put he sucks.

2.  Saban has complete control of the uat football program.....his contract is the knees bees and he answers to no one at all.............them the facts deal with it..........(and a lot of the "good ole boys" don't like the situation......he wins he is tolerated.....he loses & they pay his ass off and send him to North Georgia to go jet skiing)....aint a whole lot of love at the top of the pyramid/power structure in tuscaloosa right now.

3.  I got two degrees in 4 1/2 years from AU, no loans (my family is loaded), I drive an 11 year old Ford POS, I own my own business (which is broke and a grand model on how not to succeed in business) and I am fully qualified to do absolutely nothing.

4.  I love Blazing Saddles.

5.  As for medical cures......I take Mr. Jack's Magic Elixir and I am healthy as a horse (well except for my liver)......

6.  My retirement plan is through Powerball and Megamillions...............I fully expect all of  you successful people to support me in my old age.

7.  Time for a drink.

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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #98 on: May 19, 2010, 12:07:00 PM »
I call you Pimple Popper MD



He gots what you need.
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Re: 280 Tiger vs. the world
« Reply #99 on: May 19, 2010, 12:16:36 PM »


He gots what you need.
bzzzzzz...thanks for playing though.

Tell him what hes won... Johnny.
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