birmingham vs. boartitz in the main event

[The Prowler]

Who was Alabama's last black quarterback that had the support of the fans (at frat parties) and power brokers (that needed a fix)?

[Birmingham]

"Camp town lady sings this song....Do dar, do dar"

Damn, I was just about to make this reference.

[The Prowler]

"The Quarterback is a McNurra"

[bottomfeeder]

A black quarterback will never get a fair shot at Alabama.  Is George Wallace going to escort him off campus?

It's the fan base that doesn't want that for the Bammers. And most Bammers I know are racist to the core. I have heard racist remarks at work concerning this subject and I DO NOT approve of racism anywhere. Bammers need to go FUCK THEMSELVES.

[Pell City Tiger]

The new program at Georgia State, which is on Alabama's 2010 schedule, is one of the destinations being considered, according to Lowe.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Signed,
B. Knox

He better read the fine print in his contract. Since bammer plays them this season, he can't transfer to that school. Of course, Mal Moore will let this one slide since GSU hasn't beat the tahd in an athletic event (cough)UAB 58 uat 56(cough).

[Token]

It is not Saban that is the problem.  It is the old blood that donates the money to the school and the dirt road grads that show up on Saturday. 

All fucking with you aside....if you honestly believe ANYONE makes any decisions regarding Alabama football other than Saban, you're a fucking idiot.  That was one of the main reasons I thought the Saban hire was so important for Alabama.  He doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks and he'll play whoever he decides is the best at each position. 

Now go sell some overpriced scalpels. 
               

[BZ770]

To carry along with the top Justin Beiber was nominated for a BET award.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64H6K720100518

[280TIGER]

All fucking with you aside....if you honestly believe ANYONE makes any decisions regarding Alabama football other than Saban, you're a fucking idiot.  That was one of the main reasons I thought the Saban hire was so important for Alabama.  He doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks and he'll play whoever he decides is the best at each position. 

Now go sell some overpriced scalpels. 
               

No need to shit your pants.  I just know that 70-80% of bammers still refer to people drinking from separate water fountains as "the good ole' days."  And that runs all the way up to the big money fat-cats (the ones that are paying for Saban's contract).
And when it comes to selling "scalpels", don't pull a Birmingham and show your blatant ignorance of the pharma/medical device industry.  It just makes your life look more pathetic.   

[RWS]

No need to shit your pants.  I just know that 70-80% of bammers still refer to people drinking from separate water fountains as "the good ole' days."  And that runs all the way up to the big money fat-cats (the ones that are paying for Saban's contract).
And when it comes to selling "scalpels", don't pull a Birmingham and show your blatant ignorance of the pharma/medical device industry.  It just makes your life look more pathetic.  

Yeah, Token, stop being so ignorant about the pharma/medical device industry. Jesus. You're going to need a bed pan one day, and you're gonna be SO fucked.

[Birmingham]

No need to poop your pants.  I just know that 70-80% of bammers still refer to people drinking from separate water fountains as "the good ole' days."  And that runs all the way up to the big money fat-cats (the ones that are paying for Saban's contract).
And when it comes to selling "scalpels", don't pull a Birmingham and show your blatant ignorance of the pharma/medical device industry.  It just makes your life look more pathetic.   

Link or explanation of how you came to the conclusion of 70-80%.  That's a lot of people, I'm interested to hear how you accomplished such an accurate and large scale breakdown among so many people. If I'm as full of shit as you're about to accuse me of being than prove it by simply letting us all in on how you were able to confirm this.  

Also, you sell scalpels?  That's interesting.

[Token]

No need to shit your pants.  I just know that 70-80% of bammers still refer to people drinking from separate water fountains as "the good ole' days."  And that runs all the way up to the big money fat-cats (the ones that are paying for Saban's contract).

So that's your argument on why Star Jackson is transferring?  Because the racist fat cat boosters are pressuring Saban into playing the white kid?  The most arrogant, selfish, self idolizing, douchebag of a coach with no buyout in his contract is being forced to playing certain players because of the boosters?  

280TIGER = Fucking idiot.

And when it comes to selling "scalpels", don't pull a Birmingham and show your blatant ignorance of the pharma/medical device industry.  It just makes your life look more pathetic.

I must have missed the last 4 times you explained it.  Tell me again.

[280TIGER]

Link or explanation of how you came to the conclusion of 70-80%.  That's a lot of people, I'm interested to hear how you accomplished such an accurate and large scale breakdown among so many people. If I'm as full of shit as you're about to accuse me of being than prove it by simply letting us all in on how you were able to confirm this.  

Also, you sell scalpels?  That's interesting.

Well, if everyone on here took an individual account of all of the bammer fans they knew, everyone would roughly say 80-85% of them didn't not attend college, let alone the university.  Hell, the resident posters here are you, Token, RWS and No Huddle.  We are batting pretty much 0% just from that sample.
Now you take that 85%, and rule out the hardship cases of people who strived to make it to college but simply could not afford it and you end up at about 80%.  So, you are left with 70% to 80% of bammer fans that are fans cause' daddy taught em' to be.  Daddy also packed up and moved at the first sight of a black person moving in the neighborhood and taught em' how things were better back when Wallace was runnin' things.  Daddy also dropped the N' bomb at will, instilling that habit into their offspring to spout off those same slurs when Andrew Zow threw an interception.
It always amazed me how someone could go into a stadium and cheer for black guys on a football team for 60 minutes, but then complain the rest of the night at the bar about Legion Field being in N' town. 
So, if you stop for gas in Cullman, listen to Finebaum callers (like Joe from Hoover), or listen long enough at your local Buffalo Wild Wings, you will hear the 70-80% that I am speaking of.  But hopefully you will get lucky, and only have to be around the educated 20-30% of Alabama fans, that have some level of education past high school.  Unfortunately, none of them post on this board.

[RWS]

Well, if everyone on here took an individual account of all of the bammer fans they knew, everyone would roughly say 80-85% of them didn't not attend college, let alone the university.  Hell, the resident posters here are you, Token, RWS and No Huddle.  We are batting pretty much 0% just from that sample.
Now you take that 85%, and rule out the hardship cases of people who strived to make it to college but simply could not afford it and you end up at about 80%.  So, you are left with 70% to 80% of bammer fans that are fans cause' daddy taught em' to be.  Daddy also packed up and moved at the first sight of a black person moving in the neighborhood and taught em' how things were better back when Wallace was runnin' things.  Daddy also dropped the N' bomb at will, instilling that habit into their offspring to spout off those same slurs when Andrew Zow threw an interception.
It always amazed me how someone could go into a stadium and cheer for black guys on a football team for 60 minutes, but then complain the rest of the night at the bar about Legion Field being in N' town. 
So, if you stop for gas in Cullman, listen to Finebaum callers (like Joe from Hoover), or listen long enough at your local Buffalo Wild Wings, you will hear the 70-80% that I am speaking of.  But hopefully you will get lucky, and only have to be around the educated 20-30% of Alabama fans, that have some level of education past high school.  Unfortunately, none of them post on this board.

Dude, you're pretty fucked up in the head.

[No Huddle]

Well, if everyone on here took an individual account of all of the bammer fans they knew, everyone would roughly say 80-85% of them didn't not attend college, let alone the university.  Hell, the resident posters here are you, Token, RWS and No Huddle.  We are batting pretty much 0% just from that sample.
Now you take that 85%, and rule out the hardship cases of people who strived to make it to college but simply could not afford it and you end up at about 80%.  So, you are left with 70% to 80% of bammer fans that are fans cause' daddy taught em' to be.  Daddy also packed up and moved at the first sight of a black person moving in the neighborhood and taught em' how things were better back when Wallace was runnin' things.  Daddy also dropped the N' bomb at will, instilling that habit into their offspring to spout off those same slurs when Andrew Zow threw an interception.
It always amazed me how someone could go into a stadium and cheer for black guys on a football team for 60 minutes, but then complain the rest of the night at the bar about Legion Field being in N' town. 
So, if you stop for gas in Cullman, listen to Finebaum callers (like Joe from Hoover), or listen long enough at your local Buffalo Wild Wings, you will hear the 70-80% that I am speaking of.  But hopefully you will get lucky, and only have to be around the educated 20-30% of Alabama fans, that have some level of education past high school.  Unfortunately, none of them post on this board.

Now, now 280 I have an undergrad from TSU (Troy State University), my Master's from Grand Canyon University which I started at the Capstone (at the time Alabama did not offer Master's programs completely online) then I got my specialist from University of Nebraska at Kearney. I do post on this board and I do not use the n word. Also your example of white people leaving when black people move into an area is called white flight. It happens all over America not just in your neighborhood or the great state of Alabama. Right now the white flight is happening in New York. Young, some what well off white familes are leaving the burbs and moving into the city reducing their commute and leaving the black families that have moved to the burbs. I leave in Atlanta and my school and town are very diverse and I see white families leaving our school and community because they feel it is too dark. Now these people are huge UGA fans and they seem to fit your description of an Alabama fan. I know you are smarter than your post and I am sure you were just posting that to get a rise.

[280TIGER]

Now, now 280 I have an undergrad from TSU (Troy State University), my Master's from Grand Canyon University which I started at the Capstone (at the time Alabama did not offer Master's programs completely online) then I got my specialist from University of Nebraska at Kearney. I do post on this board and I do not use the n word. Also your example of white people leaving when black people move into an area is called white flight. It happens all over America not just in your neighborhood or the great state of Alabama. Right now the white flight is happening in New York. Young, some what well off white familes are leaving the burbs and moving into the city reducing their commute and leaving the black families that have moved to the burbs. I leave in Atlanta and my school and town are very diverse and I see white families leaving our school and community because they feel it is too dark. Now these people are huge UGA fans and they seem to fit your description of an Alabama fan. I know you are smarter than your post and I am sure you were just posting that to get a rise.

Shhhh....  Not so loud, I don't want the uneducated to catch on.

[No Huddle]

Shhhh....  Not so loud, I don't want the uneducated to catch on.

Done. With that I say good night!

[280TIGER]

Done. With that I say good night!

Well done, my man in the upper 20%.

By the way, you proved my point.  1 out of 4 on this site with a college education.  For Birmingham, that means 75% are doomed to repeat the past of their bammer ancestory.  Isn't that in the range of the numbers I quoted earlier.  With that, I say good night!

[Token]

Shhhh....  Not so loud, I don't want the uneducated to catch on.

Seriously?  I caught on a while ago.  I'd say it was after the 2nd credential war you were waging.

And for the record, you listed No Huddle as one of the uneducated redneck bammers only a few post ago.  Now he's in the educated bracket?

[280TIGER]

Yeah, Token, stop being so ignorant about the pharma/medical device industry. Jesus. You're going to need a bed pan one day, and you're gonna be SO fucked.

And from the tone of your e-mail, one day when I need someone to go down to the supply room and get some more file folders, I'm fucked.

[280TIGER]

Seriously?  I caught on to you a while ago.  I'd say it was after the 2nd credential war you were waging.

And for the record, you listed No Huddle as one of the uneducated redneck bammers only a few post ago.  Now he's in the educated bracket?

No, I said we were pretty much batting 0%, because I was not sure about No Huddle's background.  But let there be no mistake, you are definitely in the dog shit stupid bammer category.  You sir, have been accounted for.