280, I mentioned the double degree so I would not be automatically lumped into your "uneducated" category, thereby giving you the chance to dismiss what I might say out of hand without knowing the source. I have no student loans at all, dipshit, because I got full academic schollys to pay my entire way through undergrad and grad school, which I completed in five years, at age 21. I am neither a perpetual student, nor Democratic nor saddled with student debt. Hell, I don't even have credit card debt. So unsurprisingly, you have completely missed the target.
Now that we have MY bonafides out of the way, I must say that I have never seen anyone work harder on a football-based message board to validate themselves and their ego and their own sense of self-esteem. Most of us could give a rat's ass what the rest of us do for a living, unless it creates amusement (RWS), gets us free advice (our legal crew) or can contribute information to current events (the info I provided about the oil spill or Townhall's experiences with the next generation of delinquents). So coming on here and trying desperately to convince us all of the relevance of your ridiculous comments based on what you make or what you drive or what you sell is just pathetic. Ego, without substance or style, just opens you up to ridicule from all sides. We may despise bammers, but at this point, even the bammers on here are cooler than you are. You don't get to be one of the cool kids by bragging about how much money you make selling vagina cream out of the back of a company car. It takes a helluva lot more than that.
Just ask this guy: he wrote the book on cool.