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New dog in town
« on: May 15, 2010, 12:53:02 AM »
Ok listen, for all of you that have children, you know how it is when a new pet that is brought home that you did not plan. For instance, a few years back ABC moved us down here, my wife and two eldest boys were leaving Wal-Mart when the wife fell sucker to the kids "I love me a dog" conspiracy. Three years later we have a dog named Tito, half Lab half Husky, that is confined to a fence because he killed a Shitzu. For years I have wanted a dog of my choice but really have not have had the chance except for once we adopted from an Animal shelter but died from the mange. Now is the time. I love American Pitts and American Bulldogs. My neighbor has, just today, brought me a new puppy that is a mixed puppy that is half Pitt and Half Boxer. Now, the question is what her name will be. I need some cool name suggestions. The first suggestion actually came from my wife which is naming her "Tiger X". I love this idea because it def has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think? No Jumbo. you can not fist her!
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 12:54:44 AM »
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 06:49:35 AM »
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 10:34:38 AM »
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 10:44:27 AM »
Name it Haley...short for Haley Center Basement (where this topic belongs, ahahaha).
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 12:17:22 PM »
Name it Birmingham and kick it square in the ass every day when you get home.
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 12:32:28 PM »
Name it Birmingham and kick it square in the ass every day when you get home.

damn thats a good one.
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Re: New dog in town
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 12:56:13 PM »
Name it Pussy KY Birmingham and kick it square in the ass every day when you get home.

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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 01:06:08 PM »
Eltoro?
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2010, 02:29:50 PM »
Ok listen, for all of you that have children, you know how it is when a new pet that is brought home that you did not plan. For instance, a few years back ABC moved us down here, my wife and two eldest boys were leaving Wal-Mart when the wife fell sucker to the kids "I love me a dog" conspiracy. Three years later we have a dog named Tito, half Lab half Husky, that is confined to a fence because he killed a Shitzu. For years I have wanted a dog of my choice but really have not have had the chance except for once we adopted from an Animal shelter but died from the mange. Now is the time. I love American Pitts and American Bulldogs. My neighbor has, just today, brought me a new puppy that is a mixed puppy that is half Pitt and Half Boxer. Now, the question is what her name will be. I need some cool name suggestions. The first suggestion actually came from my wife which is naming her "Tiger X". I love this idea because it def has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think? No Jumbo. you can not fist her!
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2010, 03:47:14 PM »
damn that was a long thread. I do like Shug though.
We had a guy in our local named Shug. Hung like a Clydesdale, not a Shetland pony.
We'd get a new apprentice in and if he had no watch Shug would say, "I need the time".
We'd let the apprentice come by and ask him for the time. He wouldn't know so we would point out Shug and tell the kid to go ask what time it was.
Shug would pull his dick out of the side of his overalls with a wristwatch strapped strapped on and play like he couldn't see the time and ask the kid to hold it up closer.
Some of the kids didn't last the second day.
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2010, 04:07:11 PM »
We had a guy in our local named Shug. Hung like a Clydesdale, not a Shetland pony.
We'd get a new apprentice in and if he had no watch Shug would say, "I need the time".
We'd let the apprentice come by and ask him for the time. He wouldn't know so we would point out Shug and tell the kid to go ask what time it was.
Shug would pull his dick out of the side of his overalls with a wristwatch strapped strapped on and play like he couldn't see the time and ask the kid to hold it up closer.
Some of the kids didn't last the second day.

 :rofl: Something about that just doesn't seem right.
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2010, 04:51:48 PM »
Eltoro?
I think he wants the dog to STAY in the yard.
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2010, 05:24:43 PM »
:rofl: Something about that just doesn't seem right.
Other than the strapped strapped part it is absolutely factual.
Shug was a helluva guy. Played guitar for Elvis back in the Louisiana Hayride days. He was a member of the stage band.
One of his sayings was, "She had a pussy tight as a rifle barrel". Our retort was, "You probably say that to all the girls."
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2010, 07:44:50 PM »
Ok listen, for all of you that have children, you know how it is when a new pet that is brought home that you did not plan. For instance, a few years back ABC moved us down here, my wife and two eldest boys were leaving Wal-Mart when the wife fell sucker to the kids "I love me a dog" conspiracy. Three years later we have a dog named Tito, half Lab half Husky, that is confined to a fence because he killed a Shitzu. For years I have wanted a dog of my choice but really have not have had the chance except for once we adopted from an Animal shelter but died from the mange. Now is the time. I love American Pitts and American Bulldogs. My neighbor has, just today, brought me a new puppy that is a mixed puppy that is half Pitt and Half Boxer. Now, the question is what her name will be. I need some cool name suggestions. The first suggestion actually came from my wife which is naming her "Tiger X". I love this idea because it def has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think? No Jumbo. you can not fist her!
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2010, 11:52:11 PM »
I think he wants the dog to STAY in the yard.

Shock collar?
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2010, 11:54:18 PM »
I got one. How about Reese?

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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2010, 02:04:16 PM »
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Re: New dog in town
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2010, 02:19:27 PM »
I got one. How about Reese?



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