Chizad???? wtf?

Token · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2010, 10:32:26 AM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on May 13, 2010, 10:01:33 AM

Basic Bammer Math-
Retarded guy + Diaper + AU poorly photoshopped on his shirt = Funny.
Retarded guy + Diaper + Comparison made to false idol's family member = How dare you you classless dick sucker.

I never said classless. I leave that insult to the high and mighty crowd. And if it makes you feel any better, I didn't call you a dick sucker for making fun of dead people. I called you a dick sucker because I knew you'd shit your pants.

It's your MO. Someone questions you, you shit your pants. And I laugh.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #21 on:** May 13, 2010, 12:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 10:32:26 AM

I never said classless. I leave that insult to the high and mighty crowd. And if it makes you feel any better, I didn't call you a tool sucker for making fun of dead people. I called you a tool sucker because I knew you'd poop your pants.

It's your MO. Someone questions you, you poop your pants. And I laugh.

Have you recommended new "Oops I Crapped My Pants" undergarments? They work wonders for those potentially embarrassing moments when you have problems controlling yourself during a heated intraweb debate. You can feel relaxed and confident in almost any setting.

Token · « **Reply #22 on:** May 13, 2010, 12:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 12:28:45 PM

Have you recommended new "Oops I Crapped My Pants" undergarments? They work wonders for those potentially embarrassing moments when you have problems controlling yourself during a heated intraweb debate. You can feel relaxed and confident in almost any setting.

I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.

Do they make a generic brand?

RWS · « **Reply #23 on:** May 13, 2010, 12:41:29 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 12:36:49 PM

I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.

Do they make a generic brand?

Don't get into that. He will tell you real quick how he makes a shit-ton of money. He made sure to make that point while making fun of what I do for a living, if I recall correctly.

Token · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2010, 12:50:11 PM »

Quote from: RWS on May 13, 2010, 12:41:29 PM

Don't get into that. He will tell you real quick how he makes a shit-ton of money. He made sure to make that point while making fun of what I do for a living, if I recall correctly.

Nothing worse than a small woodland creature setting off a bear trap.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2010, 12:51:34 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 12:36:49 PM

I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.

Do they make a generic brand?

I believe Wal Mart carries "Damn, I just shit myself".

eagleair89 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:14:03 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 12:36:49 PM

I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.

Do they make a generic brand?

Me personally....I just go natural and let the poop hit the ground like Gawd intended. I save a bundle on toilet paper expenses as well as cut my water/sewage bill in half.

With the money I save I hope to one day be able to actually attend a game in Jordan Hare West...........

Token · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:20:48 PM »

Quote from: eagleair89 on May 13, 2010, 01:14:03 PM

Me personally....I just go natural and let the poop hit the ground like Gawd intended. I save a bundle on toilet paper expenses as well as cut my water/sewage bill in half.

The O-Zone hates you.

Saniflush · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 01:20:48 PM

The O-Zone hates you.

But wild bears love him.

GH2001 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:28:30 PM »

Quote from: RWS on May 13, 2010, 12:41:29 PM

Don't get into that. He will tell you real quick how he makes a poop-ton of money. He made sure to make that point while making fun of what I do for a living, if I recall correctly.

Was it you? or Kaos? Or wait....everyone. Yeah, thats it.

eagleair89 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 01:20:48 PM

The O-Zone hates you.

My yard is well fertilized.......and my neighbors leave me alone.

280TIGER · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 13, 2010, 01:28:30 PM

Was it you? or Kaos? Or wait....everyone. Yeah, thats it.

Look back thru all of the cases..... My socio-economic class was called into question, I responded with the facts. I never started it, but always finished it. For example, someone questions if I can afford name brand "Oops, I shit my pants", I let them know I am doing good financially and can.

So, I will go to Wal-Marks, see the National Championship Trophy, buy a "Got 13" shirt and some name brand diapers for Token. He is the one that needs them for his diarrhea of the mouth.

Hey Token, Once again, I am not shitting my pants. If you think I am, you got the wrong guy.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2010, 01:56:21 PM »

I never skimp on protective undergarments. Try and save a buck on those things and next thing you know, my massive e-penis will be tainted in mid message board insult. Always plunk down the extra $$ at Walgreens or CVS. You won't regret it.

Token · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:01:03 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 01:56:21 PM

I never skimp on protective undergarments. Try and save a buck on those things and next thing you know, my massive e-penis will be tainted in mid message board insult. Always plunk down the extra $$ at Walgreens or CVS. You won't regret it.

I'm more of a family dollar kinda guy.

It's not like I sell stethoscope accessories. Or legal advice.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:02:40 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 01:56:21 PM

I never skimp on protective undergarments. Try and save a buck on those things and next thing you know, my massive e-penis will be tainted in mid message board insult. Always plunk down the extra $$ at Walgreens or CVS. You won't regret it.

Gotta go CVS. Got a card on my key chain and everthang.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 02:01:03 PM

I'm more of a family dollar kinda guy.

It's not like I sell stethoscope accessories. Or legal advice.

Fine. Sit there in your own dung while you fire off the snappy rebuttals. Chop, what's up with the CVS card? I go there all the time and they ask if I have a card. Does it give you good discounts? I always turn those down because I'd have a wallet with about 57 cards in it. Everywhere has a card. At Winn Dixie, I just give em' my number. Same with Dick's Sporting Goods. (I love Dick's)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:02:03 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 02:11:27 PM

Fine. Sit there in your own dung while you fire off the snappy rebuttals. Chop, what's up with the CVS card? I go there all the time and they ask if I have a card. Does it give you good discounts?

Yes. Excellent cooo-puns. Gift certs too.

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 02:11:27 PM

(I love Dick's)

Don't we all.

Saniflush · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:08:48 PM »

cue Taylor

Token · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:18:02 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 13, 2010, 03:02:03 PM

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 02:11:27 PM
Same with Dick's Sporting Goods. (I love Dick's)
Don't we all.

I do, but it has to be in a well maintained neighborhood. I went down to a dick's one afternoon and it was just horrible. I mean, they had literally neglected the shrubbery. If I'm going to spend my time and energy coming down there, at least make an effort to clean up a bit.

Godfather · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 03:18:02 PM

Don't we all.

I do, but it has to be in a well maintained neighborhood. I went down to a dick's one afternoon and it was just horrible. I mean, they had literally neglected the shrubbery. If I'm going to spend my time and energy coming down there, at least make an effort to clean up a bit.

Wait is that racist...I'm so confused.