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Happy Birthday
« on: May 12, 2010, 08:14:03 AM »
to the one who makes all this possible.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 08:37:22 AM »
Happy Happy!

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 09:13:17 AM »
Missed it by that much


It is the 18th, you have to wait till my name is highlighted, the calendar shows upcoming events 7 days out.

Thank you though...I'm feelin the love.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 09:33:20 AM »
Well fuck you and your whacky ebays.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 07:45:25 AM »
Do -over
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 09:24:45 AM »
Thank you sir...Tell Whit she was fantastic!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2010, 09:37:27 AM »
Happy birthday, etc, etc
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2010, 09:41:02 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 18, 2010, 09:24:45 AM
Thank you sir...Tell Whit she was fantastic!

Now I know you are lying.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 09:43:38 AM »
Looks like somebody was thoughtful enough to spam the site with viagra ads for your birthday.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 09:48:12 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 18, 2010, 09:43:38 AM
Looks like somebody was thoughtful enough to spam the site with viagra ads for your birthday.
How thoughtful...we havent had one of those in awhile.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 09:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 18, 2010, 09:48:12 AM
How thoughtful...we havent had one of those in awhile.

There still any posted?  I thought I had cleared them all out.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 10:39:13 AM »
Ah yes. Another of the younger, more insightful generation moves one step closer to full-on cynicism.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 10:48:24 AM »
Happy Birthday.....Mr. President....Happy Birthday to you!

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 11:07:31 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on May 18, 2010, 10:48:24 AM
Happy Birthday.....Mr. President....Happy Birthday to you!



Video please......
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 11:21:52 AM »
They Say its your Birthday :bar:
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2010, 11:26:20 AM »
Happy Birthday Titty Stalker.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2010, 11:39:53 AM »
Happy Birthday you old sailor you.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2010, 12:00:29 PM »
Happy Birthday, BK!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 12:03:39 PM »
Happy Birthday, Dilholio!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2010, 12:25:22 PM »
Happy Birthday, Happy Fucking Birthday.

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