Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans

GH2001

  • *
  • 23952
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2010, 11:38:41 AM »
I'm a high roller. I was thinking along the lines of a bottle of BBQ sauce.

I love pig with sauce.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
WDE

Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2010, 12:12:12 PM »
I'm a high roller. I was thinking along the lines of a bottle of BBQ sauce.

I'll call your BBQ Sauce and raise you a fine marinade.  :drevil:
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

jmar

  • ****
  • 10730
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2010, 01:08:59 PM »


Oh yeah, my bags are always packed. I just like to dabble in real estate to keep sharp.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44742
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2010, 01:14:15 PM »
Is that Freekishly Tall Mallet Cat behind him?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Token

  • ****
  • 4873
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2010, 01:22:44 PM »
I think it's a much safer bet that $uitca$e $aban will be gone by then.

He's got, high apple pie in the sky, hopes.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

jmar

  • ****
  • 10730
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2010, 01:26:04 PM »
Is that Freekishly Tall Mallet Cat behind him?
Pretty sure!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

Jumbo

  • Assistant Pledge Master
  • ***
  • 10862
  • I live on the corner of Epic & Bananas.
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2010, 01:38:47 PM »
Is that Freekishly Tall Mallet Cat behind him?
Aka da next Jamarcus Russell.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

jmar

  • ****
  • 10730
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2010, 02:23:53 PM »
Aka da next Jamarcus Russell.
I think he has a chance to out-shine the Ole Miss kid shackeled to a Nutt freakishly tall and all.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

No Huddle

  • ****
  • 1036
  • Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2010, 06:35:03 AM »
I think it's a much safer bet that $uitca$e $aban will be gone by then.

He will be here for a few more years. I would say five more then he is out the door.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

jmar

  • ****
  • 10730
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2010, 11:46:09 AM »
Hog fans are particularly sensitive to the built-in Malzahn returning Petrino leaving dilemma of the near future real or imagined. "Gimmicky" was first proposed on a Hog site (don't care to credit) as a response from an Auburn fan while discussing which coach prepares players for the pros, Petrino or Malzahn.

But it must be said that Petrino has had a somewhat better hand dealt him while Malzahn has taken less and accomplished plenty. And they do not own the same title. True Auburn wanted Petrino first but Malzahn was under the thumb of a total horses ass in Houston Nutt then effectively demonstrated his value as a play caller at Tulsa before getting free reign under Chizik. Frank Broyles snubbed Malzahn adding further insult.

Both have baggage, but if Bobby leaves Arkansas, the only way Malzahn ends up there is if they have a coronation fitting of a pope which only Saban in Tuscaloosa enjoys to date.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Listing of Petrino's house alarms Arkansas fans
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2010, 04:08:06 PM »
Hog fans are particularly sensitive to the built-in Malzahn returning Petrino leaving dilemma of the near future real or imagined. "Gimmicky" was first proposed on a Hog site (don't care to credit) as a response from an Auburn fan while discussing which coach prepares players for the pros, Petrino or Malzahn.

But it must be said that Petrino has had a somewhat better hand dealt him while Malzahn has taken less and accomplished plenty. And they do not own the same title. True Auburn wanted Petrino first but Malzahn was under the thumb of a total horses ass in Houston Nutt then effectively demonstrated his value as a play caller at Tulsa before getting free reign under Chizik. Frank Broyles snubbed Malzahn adding further insult.

Both have baggage, but if Bobby leaves Arkansas, the only way Malzahn ends up there is if they have a coronation fitting of a pope which only Saban in Tuscaloosa enjoys to date.
It's like this ^^^ and like that, and like this...
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."