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Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« on: September 28, 2007, 02:42:19 PM »
Gators do not suck
They swallow long and hard now
Tigers kick some ass
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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 02:46:43 PM »
A haiku thread?

Jesus, you might as well color this place red and invite Paul Makris.
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Life can really kick your ass.  I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 02:50:50 PM »
Was gonna say something but I was going to let him "express" himself so the Supreme Court wouldn't be hearing a case over it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 02:55:48 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 28, 2007, 02:50:50 PM
Was gonna say something but I was going to let him "express" himself so the Supreme Court wouldn't be hearing a case over it.

Have I pushed a button, crossed a line, or rubbed sand in someone's vagina in some other way?

Fucking think skin around here lately.
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Life can really kick your ass.  I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 02:57:42 PM »
Quote from: wesfau on September 28, 2007, 02:55:48 PM
Have I pushed a button, crossed a line, or rubbed sand in someone's vagina in some other way?

Fucking think skin around here lately.

Yep, and Liger's not even on today.
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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 03:01:25 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 28, 2007, 02:57:42 PM
Yep, and Liger's not even on today.

Speaking of pussies.  Where has he been.  Getting qualified on another vehicle? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 03:50:54 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 28, 2007, 03:01:25 PM
Speaking of pussies.  Where has he been.  Getting qualified on another vehicle? 
I've been off work today. These 3 and 4 day weekends are killing me. You fuckers enjoy the rest of your workday.
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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2007, 03:53:47 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on September 28, 2007, 03:50:54 PM
I've been off work today. These 3 and 4 day weekends are killing me. You fuckers enjoy the rest of your workday.


Yea I forget how much you get to fuck off being on the government tit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tiger Six

Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 04:07:04 PM »
I'm trying to bring a little culture to you people and you all start hijacking my threads!

You all need to start better threads if mine suck so bad. 

Anyone needs any Persian rugs or a good bottle of wine?
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Re: Haiku on a Friday Afternoon
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 04:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Ulyssess Everett McGill on September 28, 2007, 04:07:04 PM
I'm trying to bring a little culture to you people and you all start hijacking my threads!

You all need to start better threads if mine suck so bad. 

Anyone needs any Persian rugs or a good bottle of wine?

I'm tired of having to carry this board and start all the threads.  How bout you do something that helps the board?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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